I'm not sure if she really was drunk or not...(I have seen her drink, she sneaks little mini bottles of vodka in her bag) What I DO know is a lie is the buying alcohol out on the floor. It would never happen. She gets away with her mini bottles but there's no way in hell that she would be able to sit at a table and order shots and champagne.
It would be so easy to get her booted for drinking but I am just the type that never wants to be involved in anything. She would have to do something really fucked up for me to tell on her...until then though, we all just have to suffer through her ridiculous stories.
Yeah and isn't it always "very soon"? Haha...they all love to talk about the shit they are going to buy....If you really are making that much money, and you really want to impress everyone and blow them away, keep your mouth shut then just show up in your BMW one day.
Ok I am going to go have my coffee that was flew in for me this morning, fresh from Columbia, and the pilot is Juan Valdez's brother. Then I am going to go take a shit on my golden toilet![]()
Oh, I've got one.
I was talking to this 15 year old slut high school girl. She must have thought I was her age.
She begins telling me how she did parties. I' being who I am....
"Oh? Wow. Do you like, take a guy with you?
"No, I go by myself. The men like it better that way"
"OH, wow!! What do you do?"
"I just dance on the coffee table, you know. Like strip"
"That's so cool!! Maybe I should try it! Like.... wow. How much do you make?!?"
"Oh, like 60$ a party"
"Jeez. That's alot"
Mind you, this girl had clown lipstick on...... ooooooooh. I feel bad for playing with her. I also feel bad if she got 60$.
^ Ohhhhh those old days, when even minimum wage seemed like a fortune![]()
I nearly peed my pants after I got away.
The poor girl!
Minimum wage in Cali now is 8$/h I think. I dunno, I've never done that.
Ahhh, finances.
yea. turned to $8 as of Jan 1st. I was 14 a long long time ago! Thats when $4.25 WAS minimum wage...![]()
Yeah my first job was at age 14, making $4.50/hr as a dishwasher/busser...and this was AFTER the minimum wage had increased to $4.75/hr! (I was ripped off--I mean, paid--under-the-table) Then I "moved up" in the job world to McDonalds, which paid a "whopping" $5.15/hr...being paid min wage seemed like a fortune compared to being paid less than min wage!
Now you'd think that I would keep "moving up" in the job world, but alas...I would stuck making $6-8/hr for the next 6 or 7 yrs. (sad, huh?) That's when I realized just how diminuitive min wage(and wages next to it) really are, and that's when I turned to stripping until I was able to find a non-stripping "real" job...
I am soooo glad I'm out of the min wage rut!![]()
That same girl who I wrote about in the above referenced quote, is now working at my current club. Last night when she got off stage, the first person she approached to the side of the stage was a regular attending customer. She said to him, "I only need $500 more to save my house." WTF??
Later on, I went up to the customer(who I chat with a lot when he comes in) and asked him dubiously if he really believed that line about saving the house. We both laughed and rolled our eyes and started talking about what horribly unbelievable bullshit that dancer(and others) spew out. Apparently the dancer also told him that the house owner was making a "special exception" for her because he had the hots for her, and that if she paid him anything at all, he would let her stay at the house. Wait...since when do you buy a house but the house has an "owner"/landlord?
Then I told him this customer the story about that loser guy who made up stories about an imaginary friend, the "friend" who I exposed to everyone later to be nothing more than some random pic downloaded from a dating website.The customer was laughing his ass off like no tomorrow after that story!!!!
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I worked with a girl who claimed to be studying to be a doctor, but thought the UK was bigger than the US, and also thought Britain was a separate country to England.
^ What????? LOL what a horrible liar. The only thing worse than a compulsive liar, are the BAD compulsive liars that make themselves look stupid. Whenever I hear the beginning of a bad story from one of these types of people, I immediately get bored, since I know that this story is all bullshit and has no relevance to real life or anything useful.
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