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    Quote Originally Posted by SC_dude View Post
    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.
    I'm sure your driver's license reads "SC_dude".


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    LOL so she PRETENDED to be drunk??!! Haha what a fool!




    If this girl at your club has to pretend to be drunk to find an excuse explaining why she doesn't have any money, then it's REALLY obvious that she probably doesn't know how to hustle for shit. Hells, I wouldn't even be surprised if it turns out she's one of the bottom earners at your club. Seems that the bottom earners are the ones with the elaborate stories about moving to Hollywood, buying a really expensive car "very soon," etc. It's almost like they see other girls making money and buying nice stuff with it, so they get jealous and feel the need to compete(at least just in talk).
    I'm not sure if she really was drunk or not...(I have seen her drink, she sneaks little mini bottles of vodka in her bag) What I DO know is a lie is the buying alcohol out on the floor. It would never happen. She gets away with her mini bottles but there's no way in hell that she would be able to sit at a table and order shots and champagne.
    It would be so easy to get her booted for drinking but I am just the type that never wants to be involved in anything. She would have to do something really fucked up for me to tell on her...until then though, we all just have to suffer through her ridiculous stories.
    Yeah and isn't it always "very soon"? Haha...they all love to talk about the shit they are going to buy....If you really are making that much money, and you really want to impress everyone and blow them away, keep your mouth shut then just show up in your BMW one day.

    Ok I am going to go have my coffee that was flew in for me this morning, fresh from Columbia, and the pilot is Juan Valdez's brother. Then I am going to go take a shit on my golden toilet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I once worked with a girl who claimed to have gone into labor on stage at the club. She embellished her story adding that her water broke and the paramedics insisted that she stay on the stage while they get the ambulance ready for her. She went on to say that her baby was healthy and full term, but she gave him up for adoption.

    I think she could have had a baby that she gave up, but the part about going into labor (full term) while dancing is ridiculous. She was a small person with a teeny tiny waist, no way she could have passed as just carrying a few extra pounds.

    lolol, omygosh so funny. her baby supposely would have came out of her mom already naked in a strip club.

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    Oh, I've got one.
    I was talking to this 15 year old slut high school girl. She must have thought I was her age.
    She begins telling me how she did parties. I' being who I am....
    "Oh? Wow. Do you like, take a guy with you?
    "No, I go by myself. The men like it better that way"
    "OH, wow!! What do you do?"
    "I just dance on the coffee table, you know. Like strip"
    "That's so cool!! Maybe I should try it! Like.... wow. How much do you make?!?"
    "Oh, like 60$ a party"
    "Jeez. That's alot"


    Mind you, this girl had clown lipstick on...... ooooooooh. I feel bad for playing with her. I also feel bad if she got 60$.

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    ^ Ohhhhh those old days, when even minimum wage seemed like a fortune

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    I nearly peed my pants after I got away.
    The poor girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    ^ Ohhhhh those old days, when even minimum wage seemed like a fortune
    Yup. I was making $4.25/hr working at Subway when I was 14 and those $125 checks bi weekly were like gold!

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    Minimum wage in Cali now is 8$/h I think. I dunno, I've never done that.
    Ahhh, finances.

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    yea. turned to $8 as of Jan 1st. I was 14 a long long time ago! Thats when $4.25 WAS minimum wage...

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    Yeah my first job was at age 14, making $4.50/hr as a dishwasher/busser...and this was AFTER the minimum wage had increased to $4.75/hr! (I was ripped off--I mean, paid--under-the-table) Then I "moved up" in the job world to McDonalds, which paid a "whopping" $5.15/hr...being paid min wage seemed like a fortune compared to being paid less than min wage!

    Now you'd think that I would keep "moving up" in the job world, but alas...I would stuck making $6-8/hr for the next 6 or 7 yrs. (sad, huh?) That's when I realized just how diminuitive min wage(and wages next to it) really are, and that's when I turned to stripping until I was able to find a non-stripping "real" job...

    I am soooo glad I'm out of the min wage rut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post

    OK I'll go first...The other day, I ran into a dancer who just started dancing about two months ago. She's very young(18ish), and told me that she sometimes takes narcotic/recreational pills before coming to work. I said hi to her and asked her where she'd been lately(I hadn't seen her in a while), and she said that she was at another club, making bank and that she'd already bought TWO houses. ???!!! Then why wasn't she at the other club that night? And does she know how much one single house costs for just the down payment?
    That same girl who I wrote about in the above referenced quote, is now working at my current club. Last night when she got off stage, the first person she approached to the side of the stage was a regular attending customer. She said to him, "I only need $500 more to save my house." WTF??

    Later on, I went up to the customer(who I chat with a lot when he comes in) and asked him dubiously if he really believed that line about saving the house. We both laughed and rolled our eyes and started talking about what horribly unbelievable bullshit that dancer(and others) spew out. Apparently the dancer also told him that the house owner was making a "special exception" for her because he had the hots for her, and that if she paid him anything at all, he would let her stay at the house. Wait...since when do you buy a house but the house has an "owner"/landlord?

    Then I told him this customer the story about that loser guy who made up stories about an imaginary friend, the "friend" who I exposed to everyone later to be nothing more than some random pic downloaded from a dating website. The customer was laughing his ass off like no tomorrow after that story!!!!

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    I worked with a girl who claimed to be studying to be a doctor, but thought the UK was bigger than the US, and also thought Britain was a separate country to England.

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    ^ What????? LOL what a horrible liar. The only thing worse than a compulsive liar, are the BAD compulsive liars that make themselves look stupid. Whenever I hear the beginning of a bad story from one of these types of people, I immediately get bored, since I know that this story is all bullshit and has no relevance to real life or anything useful.

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