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    I could have gotten SO much more money out of this guy, I'm sure! We're on our third dance and the guy CAME! I couldn't believe it! At least he had the decency to be embarrassed about it. I seriously considered laughing at him. But... I didn't want to lose a potential regular. UGH! Who DOES THAT!?
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    That's no so bad. I've literally brushed against a guy and had him come within five seconds.

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    Man, Bella, I even want to buy a dance from you now. Haha, sorry, that sucks. Gross. If a guy is that close he should tell you to stop and talk for a song or two or something and pay you for it. Yuck Yuck Yuck.

    On the other hand...um...how about that dance now? Hehe.


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    No guy is going to ask you stop dancing, if a guy is going to cum, they're not going to stop it, they don't care, all they care is they got their "release". That's so freakin nasty I'd want to puke!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    I seriously considered laughing at him. But... I didn't want to lose a potential regular.
    Ugh, I feel your pain, Bella. But this does raise a legit question - how DO you ladies react when this (hopefully rarely) happens? It's happened with me three times since I started, and I'm always at a loss. I'm talking about guys who haven't gotten grabby or misbehaved in any other way, so . . . ? Like Bella points out, it could be a future customer.
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    yuck, it' happened to me once for sure, maybe twice. It pisses me off. If you're going to come, then you should be paying more, bastard.

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    Eh, I know it's gross and maybe I'm the exception here, but I was kinda flattered in a weird way. It wasn't like he was humping against me, or I was grinding that hard, but it happened, and he turned red and was embarassed and apologized. He was also young and kinda cute so it wasn't such a harrowing experience for me.

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    ^ Yea, it WAS kinda flattering... but more dances would have been better, lol.
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    LoL I laugh whenever a guy cums. I had one regular that would pay me $250 to grind him till he came... thank god for my booty towel and he would let me keep my bottoms on. It usually only took me one or two songs to do.

    It doesnt faze me... but yea I danced in Toronto...

    I know it kinda sucks when your not used to it.

    I had one guy cum from me taking me top off standing in front of him

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    Flattered? Aww...how...uh...sweet. LOL Happens to the best of us! I had a guy moaning LOUD once, I had to shush him. I thought someone would think I was blowing him or somthing. It was really funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally

    I had one guy cum from me taking me top off standing in front of him
    Those boobers would make anyone want to cum.
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    As for the regular part, he will either A) become a regular or B) be so embarrassed that he never comes back. If he does become a regular, try to get him a little turned on the calm down yourself. This will lead him into more dances and you not having to deal with it.

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    Boy Bella 21, you have that magic touch. LOL.

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    Wow, you go girl, lol.... It is pretty gross, though. Had it happen a few times. I try to watch their facial expressions and back off a bit. There are some guys who you just can't tell with though. I even had the harrowing experience of giving a lap dance to a virgin (he was from India-no sex before marriage kinda deal) who had previously gotten a VIP from one of our best dancers. I didn't realize he had "wet" himself until I started the dance. He probably thought I was awful since I hardly touched him. But for gosh sakes! Go clean yourself and go home! Ewweeww!

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    ^ I think it makes a difference in the grossness factor if you can actually feel the cum.

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    ^ oh christ i agree. Or those that DONT Tell you or try and push you down on the wet spot afterwards.

    It sucks when it happens but at least he was into it lol

    Just if you see him next time note that he'll go faster then he did this last time. So less grinding and more vip room talk, now you know to prolong the amount of dances.

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    Why would you laugh at him? That's simply rude Bella. You are spoiled. One day those boobs aren't going to be so perky and you aren't going to get as much attention as you obviously need like you need air. Have some mutual respect for these guys sometime!

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    I once had a girl orgasm withing 5 minutes of a 30 minute lapdance. Her partner tipped me $200 for getting to watch.

    I was so confused.

    I didn't even touch her. o.O


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Why would you laugh at him? That's simply rude Bella. You are spoiled. One day those boobs aren't going to be so perky and you aren't going to get as much attention as you obviously need like you need air. Have some mutual respect for these guys sometime!
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    I had a guy come after 3 songs a while back. This was in a club with couch dances.. clothed, sitting to the guy's side, touching from the bellybutton up only. He actually told me he was about to come.. I became confused, he came, and was extremely proud of himself.

    He was young and decent looking, too. You never know.

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