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    Angry HELP I need a clever comeback for this annoying question

    I Hate it when wanker customers say -

    "SO, what are YOU gonna do when you become OLD and your parts start to DROOP?"

    Whats a quick clever comeback for this???

    (PS: Sorry for the bad spelling)
    Last edited by KittenCaboodle; 10-09-2006 at 08:51 PM. Reason: The spelling of clever (eg:cleaver)

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Well I have a baby so I say "I already am droopy"

    Theres a woman at my club who has a kid MY age.

    I'm in college so this isnt my life plan.

    But in your case you should definetly say that you X years old and your doing so well that you will be running a club because no one knows how to run a club better then a long time dancer.

    IDK thats what I would say.... But if someone was to say that to me.... I just tell them I already am droopy from my son. LOL

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Tell the the truth- you will be retired and sitting on a beach sipping a Pina Colada long before you get droopy.

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Just say "Gee, I don't know! Maybe your droopy ass can give me some hints!"

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    "So what's your wife doing? 'Cause you wouldn't be here opening your fat gob at me if she looked like I do now. Is she taking your money too?"

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel
    Just say "Gee, I don't know! Maybe your droopy ass can give me some hints!"
    Hahaha, I like that one! A variation of that could be, "Why don't I ask your balls seeing as they've already dragging along the floor".

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    "Well, I'll be happy being secure in my fat retirement fund, reminiscing of the idiots like you that gave me money to talk to you."

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel
    Just say "Gee, I don't know! Maybe your droopy ass can give me some hints!"

    Funny!

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    I don't see the need for a clever comeback, honestly. Some customers will ask what you plan to do with your life, and you can just tell them the truth -- or whatever sexified version of the truth will make you the most tips. Like you're going back to school or you want to open your own business. I find guys like to hear that a girl has a plan. They feel more respect for you and fuck with you less.

    If the guys asks in a rude way, just excuse yourself and get the hell out. Guys who get a kick out of putting dancers down are not your big spenders anyway. More than likely they want to nurse a beer all night long and boost their own fragile egos by talking down to the "stupid" strippers.

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    I say just play along with it. Say stupid shit like

    " What do you mean I can't do this forever? they said I could! They lied "

    and get up and storm off....

    haha shit would be funny

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    It's VERY easy to understand. The question "What are you going to do when you get out of here" is, depending on the tone, somewhat nosy at best (whcih can be fine, depending on the way the conversation was going) and abusive at worst. There is nothing wrong with disliking abusive people; it would be unhealthy not to. So if you think anything other than a healthy disrespect of those who disrespect you is what's going on, you ARE wrong. Also, drunk men like to "school" attractive women by whom they're intimidated, who rarely need to be schooled by intoxicated or arrogant folks of any gender in any venue.

    There are some threads on here about nice sweet custies, but those don't get posted as often because they don't represent a problem that needs to be discussed, vented about, or solved. I suggest that if you don't see that, you have issues and agendas.

    what's going on
    Quote Originally Posted by trophyhusband
    i'm trying to understand this. the goal of the stripper is to make as much money as possible be any means possible. the stripper only sees men as wallets. but they don't see anything wrong with begging for money the entire evening and are proud if they take all of a man's money. i don't have any sympathy for any man who spends more than he can afford but how can hating these men yet interacting with them for your very paycheck be good for your emotional well-being? it probably has to do with a stripper thinking that the more money she has, the happier she will be. money doesn't make you happy in the long run. just like the excitement of wanting something disappears shortly after that item is obtained. i doubt that most of these men would be in there if you wern't partially or totally naked so this is what you do. you can understand looking down on your customers for their behavior but become almost violent when someone judges you by yours. this is my opinion, of course i could be wrong.
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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    "I'm open to suggestions, what do YOU do?"

    Quote Originally Posted by KittenCaboodle
    I Hate it when wanker customers say -

    "SO, what are YOU gonna do when you become OLD and your parts start to DROOP?"

    Whats a quick cleaver comeback for this???
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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Tell him:"I'm going to marry someone like you!".

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    What am I gonna do?

    My poolboy.


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
    I don't see the need for a clever comeback, honestly. Some customers will ask what you plan to do with your life, and you can just tell them the truth -- or whatever sexified version of the truth will make you the most tips. Like you're going back to school or you want to open your own business. I find guys like to hear that a girl has a plan. They feel more respect for you and fuck with you less.

    If the guys asks in a rude way, just excuse yourself and get the hell out. Guys who get a kick out of putting dancers down are not your big spenders anyway. More than likely they want to nurse a beer all night long and boost their own fragile egos by talking down to the "stupid" strippers.
    haha i tottaly agree with you here.
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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    It depends on the tone of the question. The way the OP phrased it, it sounds condescending, so I likely would have a smart assed comeback, like:

    "Go into politcs and let the tax payers pay my way while I sit on my ass and hustle big business lobby organizations. Stripping is just training so that I can make the big bucks later."

    or

    "Do granny porn."


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Quote Originally Posted by KittenCaboodle
    I Hate it when wanker customers say -

    "SO, what are YOU gonna do when you become OLD and your parts start to DROOP?"

    Whats a quick cleaver comeback for this???
    "By that time, you'll be dead, so I won't care."

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Look him up and down for a few seconds and ask "well, what does your WIFE do?"

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Ha ha "i'll still be here hun, with my walking frame and colostomy bag"

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    "When I get old and droopy? Sugar do you think those man titties of yours are inherited?"

    Silliest of questions.....some guys genuinely want to know what you plan on doing after dancing, but a guy like this just likes to be an ass....so let him!




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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Only an asshole would say something like that anyway. I would just tell him that most dancers that are savvy work dancing like a pro contact sport athlete, and have investments or their own businesses set up before they retire.

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    i would say, 'that's way ahead in my future. but what are YOU gonna do to get LAID next weekend? come back here? that's what i thought, you stud.'

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    [QUOTE=Paris]

    "Go into politcs and let the tax payers pay my way while I sit on my ass and hustle big business lobby organizations. Stripping is just training so that I can make the big bucks later."QUOTE]



    Hahahaha! I love it!

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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Since most guys who are rude like this are the pot bellied nasty ones...my off the cuff remark would be.."I hadnt thought about it since I take such good care of myself and have genetics on my side..hmmm..what did YOU do way back when you lost YOUR looks? Do you even remember back that far?? Did you ever have any???"
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    Default Re: HELP I need a cleaver comeback for this annoying question

    Quote Originally Posted by Jo Weldon
    "I'm open to suggestions, what do YOU do?"
    Yeah, I like it. It's pithy and, if delivered with the right lilt, it can be made to sound playful and teasing, rather than maliciously insulting. Bottom line, a clever quip can not only disarm the questioner but also contribute to one's ability to make money, as opposed to an outright insult, which won't.

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