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    Default Notice to all employees.

    >
    >In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
    >productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
    >employees well trained through our program of
    >SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
    >
    >We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone
    >else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T.,
    >please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the
    >top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled
    >at seeing you get all the S. H.I.T. you can handle.
    >
    >Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. seriously will be placed in
    >DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
    >(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.)
    >
    >Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go
    >to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.)
    >
    >Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
    >don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T
    >already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job
    >teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC
    >UNDERSTANDING LEADERSHIP LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H. I.T).
    >
    >Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL,
    >SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
    >
    >P.S.: Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T
    >in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.
    >They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
    >

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    Default Re: Notice to all employees.

    Thank you Miss Aussiepunkshocker. This is an oldie but a goodie, first smile I've had all day, and it even reduced my headache a bit.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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