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    How about me and chris heard this as we were sitting down eating our salads tonight in a resturant.

    bleh.

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    ::thinks fearfully of the delicious salad I had for dinner last night:: Aww, hell.

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    Its McDonalds and the other producers of processed food right.... they are in an evil cabal to get us to stop eating health food. They even tried to weaken Popeye because his strength is spiniach... its an evil plot I tell you.

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    I was wondering if it was the water.

    I know in California water is sparse these days and yet there are a lot of people shitting there.

    There are even times when it is unsafe to go to the beach because the water has such a high bacteria count.

    California and the west coast is becoming more and more hazardous to one's health.

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    Whoa! What's next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deni
    Whoa! What's next?

    Cats!

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    The local Quiznos here thought they'd take a poke at the spinach scare to help drum up their salad business.



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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    The local Quiznos here thought they'd take a poke at the spinach scare to help drum up their salad business.



    Now they may have to change their sign.
    Off we go to fruit salads!

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    Well I think it it is an terror attack! Or a a pretend one since election are coming up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    no cantaloupe or peaches though

    Thanks. You make me want to go on a vitamin pill diet!

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    So...the real question is...what CAN we eat?

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    I'd rather take my chances with healthy food that I wash well and cook well, than have to resort to anything processed or "fast". This is just getting ridiculous.....

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    Well, as long as it's nothing deadly...
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    ::crunches a delicious plum:: I hope it leaves plums alone. I love plums.

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    Alright! I always knew French fries would be our salvation. No bacteria can survive a deadly scalding in the deep fat fryer. Better to die tomorrow via fries than go today due to fresh vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    Well, as long as it's nothing deadly...

    it's e. coli!

    it's deadly, but we probably wouldn't die from it. It's mostly people with weaker immune systems, like children, that do. Still, it'll put you in the hospital.

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    Is it just with "Foxy" stuff right now? I had a giant mixed green salad last night and I am nuerotic about food as it is w/o e.coli scares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leilanicandy
    Well I think it it is an terror attack! Or a a pretend one since election are coming up!


    good point, never thought of that.

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    Yea, so far it seems the culprits are with bagged/pre-washed leaves. God forbid, we have to begin chopping and washing our own lettuce heads again....




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    Gesh, this shit is making me very paranoid about what I eat.
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    You know, I don't see the brands mentioned here, in my area (not that that means anything) but I've noticed that the last few times I've bought bagged lettuce (always organic, & not that that means it's perfect either) it seemed to go bad very quickly. I've been buying the non-bagged lettuce, (again, organic).
    Ha, my lil' bunny will not touch the bagged lettuce (the non-organic kind).
    I've also noticed that Jewel, a chain grocery here, has started bagging the romaine. It's not the individual piece kind.


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