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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
How about me and chris heard this as we were sitting down eating our salads tonight in a resturant.
bleh.





::thinks fearfully of the delicious salad I had for dinner last night:: Aww, hell.





Its McDonalds and the other producers of processed food right.... they are in an evil cabal to get us to stop eating health food. They even tried to weaken Popeye because his strength is spiniach... its an evil plot I tell you.
Damm you Ronald McDonald you and your cohort the Burger King!!
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
I was wondering if it was the water.
I know in California water is sparse these days and yet there are a lot of people shitting there.
There are even times when it is unsafe to go to the beach because the water has such a high bacteria count.
California and the west coast is becoming more and more hazardous to one's health.





Whoa! What's next?![]()





Originally Posted by Deni
Cats!





The local Quiznos here thought they'd take a poke at the spinach scare to help drum up their salad business.
Now they may have to change their sign.![]()
Former SCJ now in rehab.
Off we go to fruit salads!Originally Posted by doc-catfish
no cantaloupe or peaches though
http://webcenters.netscape.compuserv.../dirtiestfoods





Well I think it it is an terror attack! Or a a pretend one since election are coming up!
If you want the present to be differant from the past, study the past.
Baruch Spindza
It is what it is, not what you want it to become, that's important -- at least for now. Today, remember that things worth having are worth waiting for!
The Stars
Minds are like parachutes: They only function when open.
Thomas Dewar
Dont throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
Swedish Proverb
^^^
You cannot eat diamonds!![]()
Originally Posted by Emily
Thanks. You make me want to go on a vitamin pill diet!





So...the real question is...what CAN we eat?![]()




I'd rather take my chances with healthy food that I wash well and cook well, than have to resort to anything processed or "fast". This is just getting ridiculous.....
Well, as long as it's nothing deadly...
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





::crunches a delicious plum:: I hope it leaves plums alone. I love plums.




Alright! I always knew French fries would be our salvation. No bacteria can survive a deadly scalding in the deep fat fryer. Better to die tomorrow via fries than go today due to fresh vegetables.
-Ev
Originally Posted by Bella21
it's e. coli!
it's deadly, but we probably wouldn't die from it. It's mostly people with weaker immune systems, like children, that do. Still, it'll put you in the hospital.
Is it just with "Foxy" stuff right now? I had a giant mixed green salad last night and I am nuerotic about food as it is w/o e.coli scares.




Originally Posted by leilanicandy
good point, never thought of that.




Yea, so far it seems the culprits are with bagged/pre-washed leaves. God forbid, we have to begin chopping and washing our own lettuce heads again....![]()
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"You Will Be Successful in Business and Married Life" -- Fortune Cookie





Gesh, this shit is making me very paranoid about what I eat.
My new love...is me !
Even the greatest authority does not, ultimately, know you as you know yourself.
Jhuka
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Maya Angelou





You know, I don't see the brands mentioned here, in my area (not that that means anything) but I've noticed that the last few times I've bought bagged lettuce (always organic, & not that that means it's perfect either) it seemed to go bad very quickly. I've been buying the non-bagged lettuce, (again, organic).
Ha, my lil' bunny will not touch the bagged lettuce (the non-organic kind).
I've also noticed that Jewel, a chain grocery here, has started bagging the romaine. It's not the individual piece kind.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
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