(warning: venting ahead...)
"a lapdance is just a tease, i can't even get off so what's the point?"
"i don't wanna pay money just to get teased, it's torture not being able to touch"
"i couldn't handle being teased, it's too frustrating"
etc, etc, etc....
THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN A STRIP CLUB?!!!!!!!! just so you can sit and have a beer and watch naked girls on stage for absolutely free? strippers are expensive, therefore if you only have enough money to afford drinks, go take your ass to a regular bar to drink because you cannot afford strippers.
i don't know if it's just the group of cheapskates who frequent my club, but i hear these lines probably every single night, sometimes multiple times per night. i also hear lines like "oh i'm not a lapdance kind of guy, i never get them"...
i get so freaking mad at these types of guys. i feel like asking them if they tip their waitress when they go to a restaurant? it may not be MANDATORY, but is the classy thing to do if you were pleased with their service. if waitresses didn't get tipped they'd make no money and wouldn't be waiting on you, meaning you wouldn't be EATING. just like you wouldn't be sitting there in the club staring at my tits. YOU PAY FOR SERVICES. so instead of rambling about how beautiful i am and how i'm such a good entertainer, show your appreciation and PAY ME. it happens all the time.... guys will try to talk to me and go on and on about how i'm the prettiest girl in the club and how amazing my stage show was, and i spend the whole night getting complimented and hit on but they "couldn't handle being teased" and "dont ever buy dances" so i go home with 2 dollars. recently i got so pissed off... some guy was saying i was sooo hot and must make $1000 every day!!! then he had the balls to ask me how much money i made that day, and i was like "10 fucking dollars!!!!" (and it was the truth) and he acted all baffled. i know it's a HUGE no-no to bitch about your lack of money, but the guy had already turned me down for dances and kept doting on me and being annoying, so i freaked out. it was an exceptionally bad night.
is there ANYTHING i can say to these guys after they bust out one of their cheapskate lines? is there anything i can say to a cheap guy to make him buy a dance and spend money WITHOUT promising him that he can touch me? i've even had guys start arguments with me... "20 dollars just to leave the room more frustrated than i was before???! you have to make it worth the money" and they start trying to persuade me into "bending the rules" and letting them touch. nowadays guys think they can get a BJ for $20 (their life fortune!!!), so it is ridiculously hard for a clean girl to make anything.
i am worried that no hustling tip in the world can make a brokeass creep spend money. i would normally just move on to the next guy, but my club has been so dead that sometimes the only people in the entire club are just a group of these cheapskates. it gets ridiculous... sometimes the club even looks pretty busy, but then you see all the girls gradually give up and sit around talking to eachother, because they already hustled all the guys in the club and nobody had any money. on many nights, it's just a matter of doing your stage shows and getting stared at all night long for free. volunteer work.
it's sad and frustrating. there's got to be something i can do. the strip club business isn't so hot right now... i guess the economy isn't so hot right now...




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." Then slink away seductively with a coy smile on your face. He'll stew about that one for a while. If you don't have any potentials to approch after that, hit up your "safe" customer to linger with and flirt with him wildly. Tell him to hit the john as a favor to you, and then you leave the area as well. The fact that you dissappeared with a custy will register in the other's minds. Chill in the dressing room for a bit, to make it appear that you are busy.
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so it's a bit scary out there by myself. any michigan girls i would love to meet and help eachother out to make more $$$.

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