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    So whats your score?

    Okay I stole this from another msg board but I thought it was funny lol... I got $960.60... yea I kissed a stranger and I peed in a pool(who hasnt?) I was 5 though damnit!

    JUST CHARGE YOURSELF ONCE EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY STILL DO IT EVERYDAY!!!

    Look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. Then add up the money amount along the way.

    Smoked pot -- $10
    Did acid -- $5
    Ever had sex at church -- $25
    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
    Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
    Had sex for money -- $100
    Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
    Vandalized something -- $20
    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
    Beat up someone -- $20
    Been jumped -- $10
    Crossed dressed -- $10
    Given money to stripper -- $25
    Been in love with a stripper -- $20
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
    Ever drive drunk -- $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
    Used toys while having sex -- $30
    Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
    Went skinny dipping -- $5
    Had sex in a pool -- $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
    Cheated on your significant other -- $10
    Masturbated -- $10
    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
    Done oral -- $5
    Got oral -- $5
    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
    Stole something -- $10
    Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
    Made a nasty home video -- $15
    Had a threesome -- $50
    Had sex in the wild -- $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
    Went streaking -- $5
    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
    Been arrested -- $5
    Spent time in jail -- $15
    Peed in the pool -- $0.50
    Played spin the bottle -- $5
    Done something you regret -- $20
    Had sex with your best friend -- $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
    Had anal sex -- $80
    Lied to your mate -- $5
    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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    $160.60. I'm a cheap date.

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    Your a virgin ahaha j/k... between having sex with a person from work at work and sex in a church and umm a few other things lol... yea im a naughty little girl.. spank me baby!

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    $560.60

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    Scarlett you naughty girl you

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    I know, I didn't expect it to be that high. I was kind of nutso as a teenager though, a lot of that stuff is from then...

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    Yea most of mine is from when I was like 17 - 19... though all the same sex stuff came from when I started dancing...

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    $450.10... not so bad...

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    900.60

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    Quote Originally Posted by aviendha
    $160.60. I'm a cheap date.
    Damn avienha!~
    I thought I was gonna be the cheapest.

    I was bought out at $200.00

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    This is lazy I know, but it would be handy to know the total tally so I could simply deduct the total of the handful of things I havent done from that rather than add up a rather long list

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    $385.60 is the current going price for Pooka!

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    $785.00..No pool peeing here.
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    630.60, yes I peed in a pool, yes I was incredibly drunk and in Mexico.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    damn, i feel like a saint with my little 370.60.

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    Damn you people are making me feel like a devil! LoL... though I think Aussie if she can ever figure her score out will by pass me.... just from the way shes talking lol.

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    I got $905.50



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    PAIGE!!! That's my naughty girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Damn you people are making me feel like a devil! LoL... though I think Aussie if she can ever figure her score out will by pass me.... just from the way shes talking lol.
    Pleaasee only like 7 or 8 of us have answered so far..Believe someone will beat your score !
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    595.50

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    DW!! You bad boy you

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    $655.60.
    I have a new goal - have oral sex in a moving car! I'd have to get someone else to drive though - it would be really hard to go down on a girl while she was driving. Hmm, maybe with cruise control and flexible hips? This requires serious thought. If anyone has any suggestions . . .

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    $500.50

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minette
    $655.60.
    I have a new goal - have oral sex in a moving car! I'd have to get someone else to drive though - it would be really hard to go down on a girl while she was driving. Hmm, maybe with cruise control and flexible hips? This requires serious thought. If anyone has any suggestions . . .
    LoL when you figure it out let me know cuz id love to do it too! LoL!!! Maybe a mini van or SUV where there is more room in the front?

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    Okay guys - the answer you've all been waiting for - put it on cruise control, with the girl driving, keep your right foot (which by the way I originally just spelled "fut" , duh) by the pedals for safety, and your left let you can prop up on the seat - I drive like this almost all the time (without the oral sex part), and then just tilt your body a little bit towards the passenger seat and they should be able to work it. That's my mental attempt at this.

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