Bawhahahahahwahha! I hope this is the right place to put this so, ....
Yesterday at work I was dealing with this really arrogant, over-the-top touchy/feely as-hole....
He actually wanted a few dances. Ok, at least I'll make some cash for putting up with this guy...
So for whatever reason, I had REALLY bad gas! They type you can't hold back, etc. I figured, eh, the music is loud enough, what the hell! It was great. I probably farted on this guy three times. Not loud so he could hear, but enough to where I could tell what was going on.
I honestly feel bad for his pants! *hehe, go ahead, try grabbing my boob again *ph-ffffffff-----bbbtt!**
hahhhaahhhha! sorry i had to tell!![]()
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hehehe!!!!
They deserve it 

Thats effing hilarious.
I believe you Dottie and you have my support
I think its our only get back that isn't voilent. unless we've eaten taco bell recently.
I once had a guy offer me $200 to fart on him. Of course I didn't have to then. Bummer...


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