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    Default Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Just curious....because us guys just crack up at this nonsense.

    Knowledge info before reading: Chuck Norris is known for his "rounhouse" kicks. <--which isn't really that spectacular but funny

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    If chuck norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down!

    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris gurgles peanut butter

    Chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are the Islands.

    Chuck norris counted to infinity. TWICE


    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

    Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

    To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

    There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

    If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

    Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

    Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.".

    Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.



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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    No. We don't.
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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by kittykat88
    No. We don't.
    I guess it's just a guy thing...then.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Nope. Not at all.

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    I love 'em!

    "Chuck Norris does not go hunting. He goes killing."

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Definite love them.


    Because after all, there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Beat that, Darwin.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Not really amusing. Overdone and sorta lame. However, is the balls.

    He'll save children, but not the British children.
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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    No. Not at all. I find them annoying and dumb.


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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    I think Chuck Norris jokes are funny.

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. Only another fist.

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    meh I find them dumb and so not amusing

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    dude they suck. where's the fart jokes.?

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    No. I keep seeing them and just wonder why. Not at all funny.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    I think it has alot to do with the content of "Chuck Norris" if you just watch the stuff he does from the "Walker Texas Ranger" and his informercials...it's just a different kind of funny.

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    Holy shit I LOVE Chuck Norris jokes! I can't believe anyone doesn't!

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Hahaha. I was just reading them and cracking up and then I scroll down and everyones like dude...thats not funny.....whilst I'm about to pee my pants. Oh Chuck Norris. I'm just easily amused I think.

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    Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard".

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    How can you NOT love them?? I even bought my boyfriend the What would Chuck Norris Do? Tshirt lol
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^I wear that tshirt to bed. I LOVE Chuck Norris.

    Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you.....

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    I think the most significant Chuck Norris fact is that he can divide by zero.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    um no i don't find chuck norris jokes funny. I would gigglie if you were paying for my time I quess lol. Sorry.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Hell yeah! They are hilarious
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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Quote Originally Posted by supermaruchi
    I guess it's just a guy thing...then.
    Um, I'm a guy ... Nope not funny.

    Maybe it's just a Fan of Chuck Norris thing. Please don't volunteer the rest of us. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung
    Um, I'm a guy ... Nope not funny.

    Maybe it's just a Fan of Chuck Norris thing. Please don't volunteer the rest of us. Thanks.


    If you actually believe my statement, "I guess it's just a guy thing..then," isn't just an automatic implied generalization.

    "Do girls enjoy playing video games?"....."I guess it's just a guy thing...then"
    -Because I KNOW that every male species loves to play a fuckin video game.



    I wasn't sure if someone would actually believe I think every male species in the world will enjoy a Chuck Norris joke.

    I guess I should have been a little more sensitive. So let me rephrase myself.

    "I guess it's just a guy thing...then...Oh, by the fuckin way...Verfolgung really doesn't like "Chuck Norris" jokes. So ladies and gents let's be a little more sensitive, seriously.

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    Default Re: Do the girls think "chuck norris" jokes are funny?

    Whoa dude, you may need to take your own chill pill. ... It's called sarcasim. No biggie.

    Gee is it a coincidence that even though some ladies said they weren't into the jokes, you didn't fly off the handle on them? ... See! There it is again! Sarcasim!
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