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    um ok, i just got this freaky ass email about my lessons that I had posted on craigslist...do i just delete?

    "Greetings,

    This is Darry Bat.I am from the Kingdom,my son will be coming for a holiday in the United State,and i wont want him to be less busy,so i just want to know maybe you can always come and teach him great things on Erotic Dance Lessons every afternoon.If this is possible,i will want you to get back to me with the cost of your teach ing for two weeks in December(1st-14th).He will be coming to your house for 1 hour each afternoon,2pm to 3pm .I have someone that will always drive him down to your house His name is Harry,he is 12 years old.I will want you to calculate 1 hour per day from Monday-Friday for the whole 2 weeks,and get back to me so that we can arrange on payment looking forward to hear from you

    Regard"






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    yep, delete. next he'll ask you for your bank account info, so he can 'send payment"
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    yea, i'm not stupid enough for that! i'm just worried that he's trying to confirm my email for spam or something.





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    Sassy you sure do get some interesting mail!!! That one just cracked me up. Delete and foreget 'em
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    I would delete as well. Did anyone read that the boy was 12 years old!!???
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    Are you sure it's not Borat?

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    Delete delete delete. Spooky!




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    I wonder what "erotic dance lessons" means in Nigerian?

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    lol emily

    ok, it's the good ol nigerian scam. i've never gotten one from craigslist though! lol when i sold baby slings, it even said in my policies that i won't ever take orders from nigeria..but they still tried!





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    Damn I wish my father would of sent me to your lessons instead of summer camp .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I would delete as well. Did anyone read that the boy was 12 years old!!???
    Yea I did...yes I agree..just delete.







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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I would delete as well. Did anyone read that the boy was 12 years old!!???
    Yep I saw that, and erotic dance lessons as well.... lol it boggles the mind. Perhaps it was an attempt at humor.... nah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I wonder what "erotic dance lessons" means in Nigerian?
    That's what I was thinking. He could possibly, genuinely want dance lessons for his son, but the nature of your lessons was lost in translation.

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    Ha ha ha ha. Thats grand.

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