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    i did such a bad bad bad bad baaaaddd thing tonight... and i have to confess..

    I went to my club and ya i usually don't get drunk and i don't even smoke pot usually.. but I've been working 13 days in arrow.. and today i was really not into it.. and i had this customer.. and i had already made like 300$ (i usually make 600-700 on my good days*) anyway i dance for about 200$ for this customer and he tells me he wants to take a break and go the the washroom and i tell him i don't want to.. but he insists.. so i tell him give me the 200$ .. he gives me all his money.. ................................... 5300$ ... all in 100$ bills... i go to the back.. tell one of my close friends at the club.. i tell her "he's drunk and he game over 5000$... i want to be honest but this is to tempting..!"
    she tells me " I'll call a cab we will get out from the back..
    I tell her I'll give you 500$ to thank her
    we leave the guy grabs me.. and tells me he wants his money back i tell him in front of the bouncer that i danced 200$ worth of dances for him and that is my money.. and he says i gave you 5000$ the bouncer is looking at him weird.. i tell the bouncer to kick the guy out because he is drunk.. the cab is there we leave and he follows us for about an hour... we call the cops.. they arrest him they make him take the breath thingy for drunk people notice he is packed!!! and they arrest him.. and let us go.. then the cab driver, drives me home and my friend is sleeping over.. the cab cost like 80$ but we gave him 200 because we told him everything...

    the point is.. i don't know what the fuck came over me tonight.. i never ever ever eveeeerrr.. have done this in my life.. and I'm like wwwwwoooowww!!! ... my friend is in much shock as me.. i know i was muuuuccchooo wrong for doing this.. but i wasn't able to make my good side come out once i saw all those 100$ bills.. it was just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard not to do it.. i told a few of my close friends at the club they all said they would do it.. for that much money.. and just not go to the club for a few weeks.. so that's what I'm going to do...
    well maybe I'll take a vacation actually *lol* (i know i was very evil tonight)



    i had to tell.. this is just way to much of a big deal to keep it to myself..


    am I a bad person for succumbing to temptation...

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    That is so not cool.



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    That is horrible, and that's why some people think we strippers are all dishonest thieving bitches.

    I hope karma bites you in the ass.






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    Well, you've told a whole bunch of people. You're going to get caught. It'll probably be your friend who cracks- after all, she only got $500.

    For your own safety, I'd change the way you look and switch clubs. that guy's going to be looking for you.

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    I know... i feel bad.. but in the other hand i'm like 5000$ and right now i'm not myself.. I feel like an asshole.. it was almost a moment thing where i was fuck it those assholes its about time take from them..

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    That is horrible, and that's why some people think we strippers are all dishonest thieving bitches.

    I hope karma bites you in the ass.


    Seriously. Cause who among us wouldnt freakout if someone took a $20 out of our tips, but to take that much off of some dude who probably worked for that too? What if he has rent? Or kids? Or he needs food? Or medicine? Damn. Just... damn. What a horrid, horrid thing to do. Now watch, that dude is gonna bitch to eleventy seven people, and more and more folks are gonna think we are all nasty thievin bitches. Nice job.
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    My personal opinion: If he is an under the table manual labour type guy who just got paid, I would feel really bad about it and try to make things right. It's all about karma... Just think, if you worked and saved up $5300, wouldn't you be really really bummed out?
    If he is a drug dealer type, then I wouldn't feel as bad- still a shitty thing to do. It would depend on which side of karma you're on that day.
    If you're going to tip a cabbie that much, consider giving some to charity.
    Everyone has done something they're not proud of. If you feel guilty, make things right. Maybe you can go to the cops who arrested the guy and tell them you were tired and drank too much that day so you didn't realize he overpaid you. That way, you may get his name and find a way to return it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie
    That is horrible, and that's why some people think we strippers are all dishonest thieving bitches.

    I hope karma bites you in the ass.
    .. the worst is i believe in karma.. I really really really feel bad.. i've started to regret a while ago.. i really really feel like an asssssssssssshooollleee.. really low also.. i'm usually very nice .. but tonight everything is f-ed up.. i'm high on many drug

    I know what you mean by some people think that all strippers are dishonnest, i'm usually honest i never even jack up the price.. it was just to much not to do it.. i know i shouldn't have..

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    that's an awful thing to do. way to perpetuate the 'strippers are dishonest' stereotype. and getting the guy arrested? that's just fucking disgusting.

    agreed that karma will hopefully give you a well deserved asskicking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    i'm usually very nice .. but tonight everything is f-ed up.. i'm high on many drug
    Even better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Seriously. Cause who among us wouldnt freakout if someone took a $20 out of our tips, but to take that much off of some dude who probably worked for that too? What if he has rent? Or kids? Or he needs food? Or medicine? Damn. Just... damn. What a horrid, horrid thing to do. Now watch, that dude is gonna bitch to eleventy seven people, and more and more folks are gonna think we are all nasty thievin bitches. Nice job.

    oh he isn't poor.. he owns this car company and was bragging about it and was telling me that that he had 2 houses.. and many cars... its not like i made him broke and he is going to be on the street.. but still I'm very aware that i am the bad one in this.. not him.. you can't imagine the guilt that i am feeling right now.. i have tears I'm on the edge... i know i deserve it.. and I'm going to face the consequence of my actions .. I feel so mean evil and like a rat.. i want to cry my heart out i feeeeell soo disgusting .. i don't want you guys to hate me.. I'm really not like this usually I'm really nice... everyone makes mistakes.. i just made a f-inng biiiiggg one

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    oh he isn't poor.. he owns this car company and was bragging about it and was telling me that that he had 2 houses.. and many cars... its not like i made him broke and he is going to be on the street.. but still I'm very aware that i am the bad one in this.. not him.. you can't imagine the guilt that i am feeling right now.. i have tears I'm on the edge... i know i deserve it.. and I'm going to face the consequence of my actions .. I feel so mean evil and like a rat.. i want to cry my heart out i feeeeell soo disgusting .. i don't want you guys to hate me.. I'm really not like this usually I'm really nice... everyone makes mistakes.. i just made a f-inng biiiiggg one

    And you know for a fact that he wasnt lying to you to impress you? And even if he is well off, this makes it ok? If you feel so bad, return the man's money.
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    I would never have done that, not even taken a fraction of the money. I dont care how mant drugs you are on or how fucked up your friends that say they would have done it also are. this is inexcusable. i really, really hope it comes back to you.

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    (I really try not to jump into SG, so forgive me)

    It makes no difference whatsoever how much money this guy makes, how many houses he has, or whatever. You are a thief. A straight up thief. Plain and simple. There is no other explanation. I almost want to throw this in the troll bin..."I was drunk, oh and I'm on various drugs dur hur hur". I hope he files charges. Thanks for helping perpetuate a stereotype.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelina
    My personal opinion: If he is an under the table manual labour type guy who just got paid, I would feel really bad about it and try to make things right. It's all about karma... Just think, if you worked and saved up $5300, wouldn't you be really really bummed out?
    If he is a drug dealer type, then I wouldn't feel as bad- still a shitty thing to do. It would depend on which side of karma you're on that day.
    If you're going to tip a cabbie that much, consider giving some to charity.
    Everyone has done something they're not proud of. If you feel guilty, make things right. Maybe you can go to the cops who arrested the guy and tell them you were tired and drank too much that day so you didn't realize he overpaid you. That way, you may get his name and find a way to return it.

    doing the cop thing actually sounds good to me right now.. i feel dirty and i think i owe him a major apologies.. ..

    my friend wants to let you guys know " we aren't bad girls. we are the kind of girls that are very friendly and respectful.. we are young and stupid .. she also feels like an ass.. she game me back the 500$... and that it was all the shooters and drinks *and the extra bad dr*g * that made us cruel..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    and that it was all the shooters and drinks *and the extra bad dr*g * that made us cruel..

    Honestly? I dont believe it. Nope. The alcohol is a crutch. Perhaps it made you relax so you could do something you always wanted to but never had the balls to do before... but I'd love to see a show of hands for every girl on SW who has gotten drunk... then a show of hands to see how many of us have stolen money like that. And falsely had a guy arrested like that. See now, if it were only the drinking and drugs, 99% of the gals here who drink would have done shit like this... and we havent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    oh he isn't poor.. he owns this car company and was bragging about it and was telling me that that he had 2 houses.. and many cars... its not like i made him broke and he is going to be on the street.. but still I'm very aware that i am the bad one in this.. not him.. you can't imagine the guilt that i am feeling right now.. i have tears I'm on the edge... i know i deserve it.. and I'm going to face the consequence of my actions .. I feel so mean evil and like a rat.. i want to cry my heart out i feeeeell soo disgusting .. i don't want you guys to hate me.. I'm really not like this usually I'm really nice... everyone makes mistakes.. i just made a f-inng biiiiggg one

    LOOK GIRL!!! who cares if you were high, drunk or if you "were" a nice person. Just because he supos has 2 houses and owns a car company that was a MAJOR bitch thing to do. I really hope that you dont go back to the club youre working at because not only will he find you but he wont stop looking trust me! what if he has ppl on his side like BAD PEOPLE if you know what im saying. I would leave town if i were you. that is scarry shit. Oh and youre friend prb told all the other dancers at the club and they wont be scared to rat you out. I meen dont u think us dancers get it hard enuf at times? C'mon it seems like just when it starts to clear up that strippers are liars and theves then this. sorry if i sound like a MAJOR bitch but i can not believe what you have done. that is horrible.

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    im sorry if it sounded really harsh.

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    ... we called the cops, they should be here any minute now... This is to big of deal and it was a stupid action from my part and my friend BUT specially me. We decided that we will give the entire 5300$ plus I'll give him the 200$ i danced say " sorry and that i was an evil mean bitch .. " ( and probably more)

    i feel gross and dirty... i understand if you girls and guys want to hate me..

    all I have to say is - I do regret it, i feel stupid... I'm going to try to make thing better and for the rest of my stripping time... i will never do this again its just mean, evil, disgusting and its not me..."

    and I know that no matter how much alcohol I've had tonight and the extra stuff I'm still to blame.. I made a BBIIGG mistake, it was stupid.. i know.. please don't all hate me.. i also hope that the bad karma slaps me in the face hard so i stay grounded and good.. and don't become what i hate myself..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    doing the cop thing actually sounds good to me right now.. i feel dirty and i think i owe him a major apologies.. ..

    my friend wants to let you guys know " we aren't bad girls. we are the kind of girls that are very friendly and respectful.. we are young and stupid .. she also feels like an ass.. she game me back the 500$... and that it was all the shooters and drinks *and the extra bad dr*g * that made us cruel..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkispimp
    ... we called the cops, they should be here any minute now... This is to big of deal and it was a stupid action from my part and my friend BUT specially me. We decided that we will give the entire 5300$ plus I'll give him the 200$ i danced say " sorry and that i was an evil mean bitch .. " ( and probably more)

    i feel gross and dirty... i understand if you girls and guys want to hate me..

    all I have to say is - I do regret it, i feel stupid... I'm going to try to make thing better and for the rest of my stripping time... i will never do this again its just mean, evil, disgusting and its not me..."

    and I know that no matter how much alcohol I've had tonight and the extra stuff I'm still to blame.. I made a BBIIGG mistake, it was stupid.. i know.. please don't all hate me.. i also hope that the bad karma slaps me in the face hard so i stay grounded and good.. and don't become what i hate myself..
    Im sure none of the girls here hate you. Hate is such a harsh word. If you are young.. u can at least fix the problem if u can. But that is alot of money of his that you gave away already. I wish you luck girly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancey
    dont do drugs
    i smoke cigs every day but smoke pot and do the other things on average every 3 to 4 months..

    but now... ... i dunno.. i can't wait for the cops so i can't start feeling just a little tiny bit better..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancey
    im sorry if it sounded really harsh.


    I deserve it.. I'm very conscious that i did a horrible thing

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    well at least you have a conscience. (I think that is how you spell it if google is good to me)

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    Well, that was a crap thing to do, but to your credit you're trying to make it right. I hope you can get it sorted out to pre-empt any future karma smackdowns.

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