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    Default This Just in, Yekhefah is Hot. St. Louis is Cool.

    So I was in St. Louis for a conference, which to be honest, if you asked me to point it out on the map,

    I couldn't do it.

    ... I got to meet Yekhefah which was awesome. Let me tell you, that woman is a treat for the eyes whilst her boyfriend didn't come across nearly as intimidating as one might expect (think oompa loompa, I had the song stuck in my head the whole time, but err'd in his favor). Yekhefah and I shared a special moment, she broke my fondu cherry. I feel like I will never be the same. Strippers are like my gateway to life. Sushi, Dancing, Country Line Dancing, and now Fondu...
    Also, there was a poor girl who's friend was sick with an ear issue, but was out because of said hottie's birthday celebration that was in one month. They where fun. Unfortunatly I think I drove the waitress crazy. I can't remember the question I asked her that thoroughly knocked her on her ass with me... However the conversation was amazing. Yek and her man have very very interesting stories.

    I went out friday night with some friends from St. Louis. We were at the President's casino/boat. I learned how to lose at craps. The trick is very simple. Be the dice roller. I mean, I came out on top and all, but I rolled a 3 everytime the dice touched my hands. And pit bosses don't like it when you openly profess your forbidden love to them even if it creates a livlier atmosphere at a dead end table. Oh, and apparently, the way to win at craps...is to have her roll. Everytime the chip counter suggested I do something, the dice came up seven. Fourth time into it he was like "Put a 5 down on snake eyes." 2 people pulled their chips off the table.

    Anyways, as the night went on, we went out to PTs, Penthouse, and Oz which was a blast. Heh, in both PTs and Penthouse the chick I was with got declothed on stage. These clubs where really classy from my point of view, and with 40/dance at pt's very limited in my wants to stay there and spend money. No big deal though. This asian guy I was with, who I couldn't pronounce his name so I dubbed him Crazy Uncle Tom, and I hit up this dancer that lit a fire up in my pants like no other. I mean....baDOW. If there was any more blood in that part of my body I woulda resembled a water balloon.

    Another dude whom accompanied us wouldn't stop razzing me, which was great, cause I had tons of material. In penthouse he was digging on me for something then in the middle of a song break I screamed "WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?" He got sooooo red.

    Of course as the lady got more and more inibriated she would proclaim more and more of her anti-lesbian traits while trying to justify staying at the tip rail. This girl was amazing, very intelligent and fun, as was the other people in my group, but I learned early on in the night that she likes Lords of Acid, and if I sing "Darrrrrling come heeeee ear" she'll feel obligated to finish the rest. It's even sub concious. I did it while she was zoned out at the casino and she just mouthed the words....then realized what happened and laughed. "What's the rest of it?" you ask? "Fuck me up the ass"

    Anyways, it was a great night, there's much more to it, but I was hoping I didn't miss an oppertunity to meet anyone from here, there. My phone was completely dead so I had know way of giving sw the heads up..

    But then again, I got to meet Yekhefah...and make her laugh. My entertainment quotah has been filled.

    Mast.

    Oh, and yek. I want those pictures. You don't even want to know what I will do to you, if I do not get those pictures. And I do hope I was an entertaining guest.
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    Oh sounds like a blast! Thanks for sharing! I still have hopes of being part of a big old SW meetup.

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    Life is never dull with you around, is it mast?
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Yekhefah, I am so jealous. A night of hilarity with the great Mast? And there are PHOTOS, even? I'll pout if you don't share. What are you doing so far away from Lalaland, though, girl?

    Mast, not only will I complete the rest of "I Sit On Acid", I'll chant the chorus* all night long. Until you want to throttle me. Just try to get it out of your head. Try! HA!

    *For those unfamiliar with the LofA, said chorus is "Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face." That's it. Ad nauseum. (I complain about the DJ playing that "I was gettin' some head, gettin' gettin' some head" song, and yet I love the Lords. *shrug* I contain multitudes.)

    Holiday, I'm also determined to participate in the next big SW F2F.
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    Mast, I'm jealous. I wanna me some Yekhefah!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday
    Oh sounds like a blast! Thanks for sharing! I still have hopes of being part of a big old SW meetup.
    Hah Yekhefah was a true treat. Her man was so incredibly nice... they have a very awesome dynamic with each other. I love listening to the recount old stories of assumed demise between each other only to find out that their together now due to what they call being stupid when the situation was going on. Hhahaha they're more into eachother than they'd care to admit.

    Quote Originally Posted by sxymcbrat
    Life is never dull with you around, is it mast?
    Like a midget at a urinal. I'm always on my toes.

    My showmanship was not limited to the table, if yek cares to interject... the whole restaurant was involved.

    Quote Originally Posted by rosewhitercakes
    Mast, not only will I complete the rest of "I Sit On Acid", I'll chant the chorus* all night long. Until you want to throttle me. Just try to get it out of your head. Try! HA!
    Ooooo I've been burned...

    Hah it just was soooo much fun. We caught a show "Grunderson" (they fucking rock... drummer wears a decepticon logo, and they gave me a free cd since I kept offering to be a groupie... they told me I failed the first part of the test which was to be female, then I accused them of not even knowing me and questioning how they could say that. Then one dude pointed at my chest and called them Chickpecks. Fucking hilarious.) Anyways, the bar got realllyyy quite in between songs, so the SECOND the song ended I said "Darrrrlinnnnggg come heeeeee eaaarrrr" and she says "Fuck me up the aaaassss" and the bartender dropped my amaretto

    Quote Originally Posted by scarlettevancouver
    Mast, I'm jealous. I wanna me some Yekhefah!
    Yep, I don't mean to brag... but...yea...I touched her....on the shoulder... you can touch the hand that made contact if you want.... I wont be washing it....EVER.
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    Dammit I wanna meet Yek too!!!!



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    Default Re: This Just in, Yekhefah is Hot. St. Louis is Cool.

    Darling come here! Fuck me up the reaaaaaaaaar!

    Darling come here,

    Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face
    Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face

    Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face
    Sit on your face, I wanna sit on your face

    I Sit On Acid
    Lords of Acid


    Lords of Acid! Awesome! Awesomely Awesomest!

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    Default Re: This Just in, Yekhefah is Hot. St. Louis is Cool.

    It was a great time! Unfortunately I didn't get out of work the next day until midnight. Argh. Good thing we went out Thursday instead. It was fun to meet Mast, and I'm still looking to hear back from that poor waitress, but I think Mast scared her off.

    Guys, if you are shy in the least, DO NOT go out with Mast. But it's a great time if you don't mind everyone else around you being pulled into an audience-participation show.

    Oh, and to answer the question of why I'm in St. Louis, I'm working on another movie out here. I'll be here until Thanksgiving, if any other SW'ers are in the area!

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    This just in, Mastridonicus is giant tool. Antartica is chilly.

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    Yekhefah, I want the pics.

    And sandy, you always say the sweetest things. I'm a giant tool because I'm obviously making up for my lack of possessing one.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I haven't downloaded the pics yet. I've been working all weekend. I'll try to get to it today.

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    Yea, you sounded like you where going to have a busy one. How is the whole thing going. Hey Yek's man, if you're reading this.

    I did burn my finger on the fondu iron....

    I didn't want to say anything cause I was embarassed...

    but still

    hahaha suchatard.

    Oh and I hope work goes well for you as well!
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    Sounds like you had a blast mast! St. Louis is a great time, did you only go to Pt's, Penthouse and Oz? Where and what is the Oz anyway?
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    It's right in front of the two.

    Oh yea we had a blast on friday.

    We went to the Princess casino, Then the president casino, then to watch Gunderson play, then to a dance club, then another, then to the strip clubs.


    It was fuggin awesome.
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    So you missed the really fun clubs in "east st louis"?
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    It's right in front of the two.

    Oh yea we had a blast on friday.

    We went to the Princess casino, Then the president casino, then to watch Gunderson play, then to a dance club, then another, then to the strip clubs.


    It was fuggin awesome.
    Somebody's partying for everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy
    So you missed the really fun clubs in "east st louis"?
    Apparently! I wouldn't have even known what I was looking for!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Shoulda sent a PM, Mast. I'da shown ya around. Big Daddy's right, the clubs in Wash park are fucking awesome. Hollywood and Hustler are great. You put up with no sneaky bullshit in the back (Hollywood has cameras, hustler has this freaky person walking around counting dances, so nobody tries anything, though i hear that some girls pay off the 'counter' i never had to deal with anyone hitting me when i was weak for any bullshit there).

    Hard to believe i once argued with Big daddy in favor of Roxy's, but that club has just sunk. Wash Park is just so much better. He's totally right about that.

    (And totally wrong about the cardinals haha!)
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    The last time I was in Roxy's I went it the front and right through the back and right out the door. It was bad!! I sooooo did not feel safe! I like PT's Brooklyn a lot but have only been there 2 times I might have caught it on a few good nights. I have not been to Hollywood yet, some guys from work are trying to get me to go sometime after Thanksgiving and Christmas, I think I will have to take them up on it!!!

    I hope I'm not wrong about the Cardinals, Detroit has not won one in years. Get all the teams that have not won one in a long time and maybe just maybe my Cubbies will get their due.
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    Hey i'd root for the cubs. Those are our greatest rivals. I'd hardcore root for the cubs if it wasn't rooting against the cards, you're only as good as the competition is.

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    Thumbs up on the Hustler Club. I stopped in while on I was on vacation. Cute gals, reasonably priced dances, and easy to find right off I-64.

    I don't think I won that motorcycle though.

    And Mast, the big money in craps is made off taking odds on the point numbers.
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    FUCK ALL Y'ALL

    I would have chilled with every single one of you.... Woulda been sweet yo... but oh look! How was I to know! Saturn? Illinois? The Six Two Oh? What?

    Hahah sucks too, we woulda had a hella party. Tore up a strip club, seriously, it would have been an honor to meet you all. And I trust big daddy's judgement on quality... Madcap and I could argue about comics... and Doc Catfish can stay in the car if he has another one of THOSE episodes...I wont link it...
    Doc:

    As my friend would say "8 PAAAAYYYYYSSSS" *Booty dance* It was so hard to stop giving her my money to bet with
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