So I was in St. Louis for a conference, which to be honest, if you asked me to point it out on the map,
I couldn't do it.
... I got to meet Yekhefah which was awesome. Let me tell you, that woman is a treat for the eyes whilst her boyfriend didn't come across nearly as intimidating as one might expect (think oompa loompa, I had the song stuck in my head the whole time, but err'd in his favor). Yekhefah and I shared a special moment, she broke my fondu cherry. I feel like I will never be the same. Strippers are like my gateway to life. Sushi, Dancing, Country Line Dancing, and now Fondu...
Also, there was a poor girl who's friend was sick with an ear issue, but was out because of said hottie's birthday celebration that was in one month. They where fun. Unfortunatly I think I drove the waitress crazy. I can't remember the question I asked her that thoroughly knocked her on her ass with me... However the conversation was amazing. Yek and her man have very very interesting stories.
I went out friday night with some friends from St. Louis. We were at the President's casino/boat. I learned how to lose at craps. The trick is very simple. Be the dice roller. I mean, I came out on top and all, but I rolled a 3 everytime the dice touched my hands. And pit bosses don't like it when you openly profess your forbidden love to them even if it creates a livlier atmosphere at a dead end table. Oh, and apparently, the way to win at craps...is to have her roll. Everytime the chip counter suggested I do something, the dice came up seven. Fourth time into it he was like "Put a 5 down on snake eyes." 2 people pulled their chips off the table.
Anyways, as the night went on, we went out to PTs, Penthouse, and Oz which was a blast. Heh, in both PTs and Penthouse the chick I was with got declothed on stage. These clubs where really classy from my point of view, and with 40/dance at pt's very limited in my wants to stay there and spend money. No big deal though. This asian guy I was with, who I couldn't pronounce his name so I dubbed him Crazy Uncle Tom, and I hit up this dancer that lit a fire up in my pants like no other. I mean....baDOW. If there was any more blood in that part of my body I woulda resembled a water balloon.
Another dude whom accompanied us wouldn't stop razzing me, which was great, cause I had tons of material. In penthouse he was digging on me for something then in the middle of a song break I screamed "WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?" He got sooooo red.
Of course as the lady got more and more inibriated she would proclaim more and more of her anti-lesbian traits while trying to justify staying at the tip rail. This girl was amazing, very intelligent and fun, as was the other people in my group, but I learned early on in the night that she likes Lords of Acid, and if I sing "Darrrrrling come heeeee ear" she'll feel obligated to finish the rest. It's even sub concious. I did it while she was zoned out at the casino and she just mouthed the words....then realized what happened and laughed. "What's the rest of it?" you ask? "Fuck me up the ass"
Anyways, it was a great night, there's much more to it, but I was hoping I didn't miss an oppertunity to meet anyone from here, there. My phone was completely dead so I had know way of giving sw the heads up..
But then again, I got to meet Yekhefah...and make her laugh. My entertainment quotah has been filled.
Mast.
Oh, and yek. I want those pictures. You don't even want to know what I will do to you, if I do not get those pictures. And I do hope I was an entertaining guest.



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support 

haha!)
I don't think I won that motorcycle though.
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