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    There is so much great advice going on in here lately and yet a lot of what we've been focussing so much lately in here about "How do I do _____" type stuff so I thought a more fun thread is due and what better way for people to learn than from success stories.

    I think it would be great for everyone to share in one truly awesome story about how you made a sale while dancing. I'm not talking about luck, I'm talking about actually closing the sale and how it felt.

    While obviously not a dancer myself, I can start this off with a story told to me recently by a friend. She was in in Hawaii on vacation and decided to go first class all the way...no holds barred. So she has this incredible vacation and is flying back to Vegas. She's in the 1st class lounge awaiting her flight and some guy starts hitting on her. In conversation she tells him that she's an exotic dancer. So she gets an idea. They have some private booths in the lounge for Internet access so she closes the sale on 15 minutes worth of lap dances for $400 in the airport! How cool is that? As it turns out, he's now one of her regulars in her club whenever he comes to Vegas.

    So.....what's your story?

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    I'd have to think of one better, but the one that I thought of was the first time on a busy night I asked someone for a dance, and they said yes. I didn't ask them then if they wanted VIP, I just led them back there. It was probably only worth $100, but the guy came back twice to VIP with me. I now just assume that guys WANT to spend that money on me until they tell me no.

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    I think my favorite is when I sat with a customer and had to fend off his jerky moneyblocking friend, sell him floor dances then upsell him on couch dances, then upsell him on a VIP room, then sell an additional half hour. I was a talking machine that night!!

    Never give up and assume they won't or can't buy more. Keep on schmoozing

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    They have some private booths in the lounge for Internet access so she closes the sale on 15 minutes worth of lap dances for $400 in the airport! How cool is that?
    Not so much cool rather than shortsighted considering the many things that could have happened to her from being sexually assaulted, booted out of the lounge and off the flight, or booked for solicitation . . .

    My personal favorite sale was the bald guy who instantly bought a $600 VIP when I told him I though women found bald heads attractive because they were subconsciously reminded of penises.

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    ^ I was just going to say the same thing. I would NEVER do anything like that, I prefer some supervision.

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    DW, my dear, I won't post my slickest hustle until the statute of limitations has passed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Not so much cool rather than shortsighted considering the many things that could have happened to her from being sexually assaulted, booted out of the lounge and off the flight, or booked for solicitation . . .
    Oh on that level it was pretty stupid. No question about it. I actually drew the same conclusions too regarding her safety and such. Still though, I was just relaying the story because it was a good sales tale.

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    Another thread reminded me of a few weeks ago. I sat down and chatted for a few minutes with a couple of middle-aged business types who informed me that they were waiting for some friends from their golf game. I realised that they weren't interested in really getting any dances, so I didn't pressure them, just talked a bit and then informed them that I had to go dance on stage, but that I would be back later.

    After my set and getting a couple of random dances I saw that they had had three friends show up, so I decided to go hustle the whole table. I put on my best sexy strut, locked eyes with the "leader" and dropped into a pose in front of the group. He immediately introduced me around the table and then broke out a 20, gesturing to the first of the new guys. Even though I turned on the charm and my best lines, I could tell that he was really uncomfortable, probably married and feeling guilty as hell, and it would take some doing to get him to even consider getting a dance.
    But instead of giving up, I turned to another of the new guys on the other end of the table, and started hustling him instead. "Now, your friend says he doesn't want a dance. Can you believe he doesn't want to come and play with ME? I bet you want to come, don't you?" He instantly decided to get the dance instead.
    After his dance I went back with him and asked him if he would recommend that the third new guy get a dance too. He said that he thought his friend would really like it, and insisted on buying it for him. After that I returned to the guy who had turned me down, and asked his friends to tell him what they had thought of my dances.
    By this point everyone at the table was teamed up with me to convince him that he should get that dance. After his dance, he decided to buy a dance for the "leader" who then bought one for the second of the first guys. And he bought another for himself.

    The best part is, after the other guys in the club saw me repeatedly going back into the table dance room with these guys, they all wanted one too.
    Always remember: Everyone you meet has loved something, has lost something, and is afraid of something.

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    I love the CR in my club, and I try and sell it every night I work. One night this guy has said that he'd LOVe to spend the time with me there, but thought it was BS that the club should make any money off of it. So he wouldn't do it, "Stick it to the man" he said.

    I was pretty sure this was just a way for him to say no to the CR, so I said, "well, if the money isn't a problem, like you say, and the time isn't a problem, like you say, and you enjoy me as much as you say, then you should give me the money you would have spent on the CR and the money I woul have made for being there, and we will sit right here all night long, for as long as you want to keep going that is. It'd be like a date that way!"

    I thought for sure he'd say no...but holy cow, he pulled out his wallet! I did very well that night, and still use that response when guys balk at the CR idea.




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    I was working a very busy Saturday night and there were lots of girls working. Not a lot of guys were buying - doesn't mean they wouldn't, it just ment there wasn't any momentum going for me. I decided to turn on the ultimate party girl attitude and made my way from table to table. I didn't ask for a single dance, just flirted and joked with everyone - I think I was a relief from all the other dancers who were getting desperate and "wannadancing" everyone. Anyway, my goal was to look as busy and popular as I possible could. So, I wouldn't stay too long and I paid as much attention to how I looked to people who I wasn't sitting with as well as the people I was sitting with. So by the time I got on stage I had my tip rail PACKED. I mean seriously packed AND the attention of almost every other guy in the club as well. And then I spent my stage set just flirting and whispering to guys and basically lined up about three or four different dances from there and then the rest of the night just got better.

    Anyway, that was a long story and not something that I could neccesarily replicate exactly again, but it worked for the mood of the club and my attitude at that time.

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    Well, one time on a tuesday it was really slow and I had already called my man to come and get me. He said he'd be a little while so I went back on the floor to see if I could make a little more money. I ended up joining a really nice good looking guy and did two dances for him. I asked him the time and said ok I'm about to get out of here so would you like any more dances? He says well what if I want to take you to vip? I said well then I'll stay. He says ok let's go. $1500 in three hours from him. Really nice guy. Mostly sat and talked about life. Easiest money I've ever made.

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    One of my strangest hustles was on a slow weekday arvo. I had a killer migraine (vomiting and all, not pretty!) and couldnt bear the bus trip home, so I was waiting for my hubbie to come pick me up.
    I knew he'd be 30 minutes at least, so I went out to mope on the floor.

    This cute lesbian couple came in, saw me looking sad and asked how I was. I told them that I had a migraine and felt sick, but was still waiting for my ride.

    They said "gee this rooms noisy, lets go into a private dance room" then paid the club for 20 minutes. I end up on the couch for half an hour, having a neck massage from one girl, and a foot massage from the other. And I was tipped nicely :-)

    We only came back out when they bouncer knocked to say my hubbie was there.

    We three girls walk out of the strip area, have a cuddle good-bye, then the girls leave the club.
    Other custies see this and start asking about what happened (typical guys with lesbian fantasies lol). I loudly say "Gosh those girls tired me out so much, Im heading home now, but you can come and visit tomorrow, and Ill tell you ALL about it, sweetie"

    I had repeat custies coming to book me to hear about our lesbian games, for the next few weeks, plus the girls became regulars.

    So instead of laying around in the changeroom waiting for hubbie, I made $100 in 30minutes, got an awesome massage AND repeat custies.

    Not much hustling on my part, but it sure was a good experience.

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    Exotic.. did you get taken off stage rotation for that?? i've always wondered if i can just pay the DJ to take me off.. or something. i have a regular that is exactly the same way ..he'll buy 300$ worth dances but refuses to go to the VIP because "he'd rather give me the money not the club"
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    Almost any dj will let you pay him off, but have the guy do it! It's 20$ a set by me, so if I want off the whole night, I tell the guy it's w/e$ for him to buy me off stage, then I'm all his

    My fav. sales story is this one night, when I sold 3 vips at a time. 3 different guys came and tipped me on stage, all 20$s, and asked me to come over. The first just said come over, the second asked for vip. I told the 2nd I had promised myself to someone else first, he's already asked, and I'm a woman of my word. I know that me and you will have such an amazing time, so could you wait a bit, he'll get me all warmed up for you. Then, i told the third guy the same thing. I got off stage, and went over to guy#1, and said, I'ld love to get to know you, and dance for you, and I want you to know, I just brushed to vip guys off for you. Are you ready to have some fun? We did 2 vips, and when we got back, guys 2 and 3 were still there. I went to guy 3, said, I can't wait to do a vip room with you, we're going to have the best time, but I've still got to go do the 2nd room I promised, but I'll be with you as soon as I can. Then, I went over to guy 2, we did a vip, and he left (early day) Then, guy # 3 went into vip with me, sayed the rest of the night. (2 hours, so 4 rooms). He said now that he finally had me, he didn't want to let me go. All these guys tipped me, and complimented my integrity on keping my word. I now have 3 great regulars ( guy 2 is the best), and I learned a great lesson. That night is what I think of when it's a shit night, how it can turn at any minute! I also always remember that just b/c noone else is making money, doesn' mean I won't, since no other girls did a vip that night, and I did 7!!!

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    There have been a couple times where I've surprised myself

    At my old club, a guy had already gotten a few table dances from me and we were discussing VIP. The waitress came and he asked her for 300 in fantasy money which was enough for an hour in VIP. He didn't want to do an hour, I guess for time reasons, so I got him to agree to 9 songs which was 225. Then, when the 9 were up, I told him he might as well just do the other 3 since we were having fun and he still had that funny money. So I got an hour's worth of money for only 45 minutes of work.

    Just a couple of weeks ago we were having a terrible night. I had a prospect who had already had a table dance from me and wanted to go to VIP. He was borrowing money from his friend who was clearly loaded. Our songs in the back room are only 10 dollars (I know, don't get me started) and so he asked how much money he should borrow. I said, to his friend, "Just give him a hundred". Knowing that I was shooting a little high, for our club's prices. The guy I was about to dance for looked a little shocked by that, and asked for "just 50". But, if I had only asked for 50, I might have only gotten 20 or 30. I was proud of myself for asking for what I wanted, not being afraid to sound arrogant.

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    Okay so this is the best thread I have ever read in my life!! I know it's old but I'm bumping it and adding a minor victory I had maybe 2 months into dancing.

    I was working at this dive club and it was probably Monday or Tuesday and I was one of just a few girls there. I was sick as a dog and for some reason we started to get a little busy. Well, I wasn't that motivated on the stage but people kept coming up and instead of really 'working' for that $1 I would barely dance for them then hold my garter out. I just wanted to get away from people at that point so I did all the lame moves I could think of that weren't pole tricks. One of the guys at the stage asked me for a lap dance while I was doing my set. Because I was so sick I didn't even want to so I told him it was $35 for one song or I would do 3 for $80. The actual price was supposed to be $20 for 1 song or 3 for $50. So of course he does 3 for $80. By the end of the third song I feel like I'm going to hurl so I thank him and excuse myself to the dressing room. I come back out to get water and another guy calls me over to his table so I sell him the same deal and to another guy I sold the $35 dance. The other girls weren't selling much and I couldn't get rid of these guys! Haha! That was a big day for me to realize how $$$ in a strip club works (I had never even seen a VIP room), and that I'm worth whatever I believe I'm worth.

    BTW, that happened before when I was sick but I didn't up the price on the guys. I guess I look super hot when I'm about to ralf. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen124 View Post
    Exotic.. did you get taken off stage rotation for that?? i've always wondered if i can just pay the DJ to take me off.. or something. i have a regular that is exactly the same way ..he'll buy 300$ worth dances but refuses to go to the VIP because "he'd rather give me the money not the club"
    I pay the DJ every night to take me off rotation. I'll go on stage once at the beginning of the night when it's not that busy, but then I give him $20 to not put me on again for the rest of the night. One stage show is 4-5 potential sales that you are losing, esp if it's busy!

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    i would say mine was this older biker type he would always sit at the bar and nobody would ever talk to him he came in regualy so one night i went and sat next to him at the bar and he said who said u could sit here i said i wasnt asking since i work here i can sit anywhere i like so he calls me a smart ass and orders his self a drink and me a 10 drink we made commission so anyways i tell him he dont fool me sittin around acting all tough like a badass and i told him i know hes a big teddy bear and kept calling him sugarcube and then after that im like the way u act all tough is makeing me horny can i steal you for awhile so we go back and he buys like 6 dances and tips well to and came in to see me everyday until i quit working there
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    That's a good story but yeah...I would never have the balls to do it especially in somewhere as security conscious and monitored as an airport!


    The other night it was winding down and there were only a few guys in the club. All the girls were doing the wanna dance routine with no success. This guy kept looking over at the table of strippers and I decided to approach even though 10 other girls just did. You could just tell he wanted not just a dance but an experience.

    Took the time to talk to him, get to know him, had a conversation about religion, philosophy, etc. 20 mins in asked for a dance and kept him in the back for $600 worth of dances at $20 a pop until closing, talking intermittently. The guys that want a real experience and conversation usually drop cash so if the wanna dance lines aren't working for other girls don't be afraid to approach with a different vibe.

    Whenever there is a desparate vibe in the club (panicked strippers not making money asking everyone for dances) I stay chill and do the opposite and it usually works.

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    A few friends of mine and I were hanging out at my favorite dive bar on some random Tuesday to play pool on one of their shitty 30+ year old tables. Some old guy (in his 60s) comes over to hit on us and we kinda blew him off (as usual, this was girls night). He wasn't dressed very nicely and his breath smelled of bourbon/whiskey or whatever. He persists (as drunk old guys do) and tossed me his car keys. I recognized the Ferrari symbol immediately. I decided to humor this man.

    So my brain switched into work mode. I flirted and laughed with him, we played a game of pool or two and he bought drinks for us. He had to leave and asked if we wanted to take a spin in his ride (barf, whatever) and go to his mansion on the hill and bla bla bla. The usual stuff guys say- and we told him we were dancers and he could catch us working the next night. I didn't think to much of it... or didn't think he'd show up.

    The next night I had forgotten the entire thing and it was really slow.. Around 1:30am I was getting tired and thinking about cutting out early when... suddenly he was at my stage with a crisp hundred dollar bill~ I was excited at the gesture. Getting off stage I go over to chat and he says he wants private dances but he wants to go to the ATM first. Sure, whatever. He slips in his card and takes out 1,500. This was my very first 1,000- ever. We go to the private dance booth and he said, "I like to be dominated. Slap me, step on my balls, beat the shit out of me". He was 100% sober.

    I had the best.fucking.time.EVER. I beat the crap out of that guy. Shoved my shoe into his balls, back handed him, hit him with my belt. He loved every second of it.

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    ok for me the funniest story i can think of from about when i first started dancing.. once upon a stripper.....lol
    ok so i was talking to some old fat dude and he brought up comic books and how he had a love for super hero comics and spiderman was his favorite. i told him that was actually pretty cool and asked if he wanted to hear my batman voice..
    so i did this really low creepish voice and said " would you like a lapdance"
    he bought 3....
    to this day this was my best story
    my biggest haul in my dive for one night was 520
    20 from all night
    then a guy wandered in.. looking kinda lonely
    so i got off stage and talked to him. he was super cool and i told him i charged more for nude dances ($40/song)
    he said ok we went back there and i got naked
    and he wanted to hold me like a baby and talk.
    this dude never shut the f*****ck up
    so we did 15 songs. but my club has a policy of only taking 10 songs worth of tipout then you keep the rest- which its so hard to even get 5 in this place...
    he had to come in the next day to pay me so the club kept his id..... after the club took 100 i got 500... so i made 600 off a guy who wanted to talk about his life- think i danced a total of 1 song out of the 15

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    I remember one time I saw a girl who's big on extras (bj, f's, etc) approach a man who turned her down; since he turned down the extras I figured yay, he wants a clean girl! So I approached him and he told me she'd offered everything but that's not what he wanted. He also warned me that he wouldn't be getting dances. But he seemed very into me so I continued to chat with him and flirt and charm him. After five or ten minutes he asked for dances and ended up getting $320 worth. It was when I was relatively new to dancing so I was really happy to close that sale! It helped me understand how we dancers have the power to sway a guy's mind; if he has the money to spend, you have the ability to get him to hand it to you!
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    A customer in a small strip club sits in a well trafficked area of the club and whines to every dancer that she must hate him. He says things like, "I know you hate me. Just admit it." Girl after girl tries to soothe this mans impression that all dancers hate him. They coo at him, "I don't hate you. Let's go do some dances and I'll show you how much I like you."

    Eventually the girls give up. I was in no mood to listen to some schmuck's game. When I walked by and he asked me to admit I hated him, I did. His eyes got wide with excitement.

    "You're a fucking bastard. In fact, I'm wasting my breath even talking to you."
    I turned to walk away. "Wait!" He said as he reached for his wallet, "I want to give you a tip!"
    I turned to face him looking down my nose, my eyebrows raised.
    He pulls 5 $100 bills out of his wallet, "Here. Thank you for your honesty."
    I doubled down, "That's it?"
    He reached back in his wallet and pulled out a couple more hundreds and handed them to me. "That's all I've got. You can have it." He shoved the bills into my hand.
    The guy was vibrating with excitement. I could see sweat beads forming on his upper lip.
    I shoved the money into my purse, "I still hate you. But you can come back when you have more money."
    He nodded rapidly, stood and left the club as if he had just creamed his jeans.

    I never saw him again. It was the easiest $700 I ever made.


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    It was a slow Sunday night around 11pm and there was a total of 5 customers in the club. There was a group of three young guys who decided to come over to my tip rail and started showering me with compliments and admiration. So I go up to the middle guy and open up my g-string as I ask him if he 'knows how to stick it in'

    Apparently he didn't, so I reached for the wallet in his shirt pocket, smiled at him, and opened it up. The guy had an ID, a lottery ticket and a standard credit card. So I closed it back up and chucked the wallet across the club. Wtf kind of a guy thinks he can sit at my tip rail, gawk at my perfect ass and not tip??

    All three of them were stunned, but that didn't stop his two friends from showering me with ones.

    Even better, wallet guy agreed to a 3 hour long vip session. *After he went hunting for his wallet*



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    I was really upset a few weeks ago because there had been a mix-up about how many dances I had done with someone and he thought I was ripping him off and got really mad and I REALLY get upset when people call me a liar. I was talking to my friend-- my eyes were sort of puffy because I had literally been crying. This guy came up to me and just threw like $30 in ones at me VERY aggressively... I said thanks and assumed he was doing it because he felt bad for me because I was upset. But then like 2 minutes later he came back and started screaming at me, saying fuck you, don't ever say fuck you to me bitch I'll fuck you up blah blah. I was SO confused because I had literally never seen this person before! I yelled back at him but then he really started flipping out so I let it go.

    My friend told me to go get dances because that would be the only thing to make me feel better, so I was like fuck it OK. I picked out some random guy and ended up selling him around $400 in dances. He was at the ATM paying me and the crazy guy came up, started yelling at me because he wanted me to go away and then saw the guy paying me... turned out it was his best friend. He got REALLY annoyed but just sat there, fuming. His friend paid me, tipped me well and I went back to the dressing room.

    The waitress told me he was cursing his friend out the whole walk back to their car, flipping out about how mad he was his friend had danced with me. Made me so happy to get under that asshole's skin.

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