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    Okay, I had a very strange experience last night but I also thought this guy's request was hilarious (at least to me)...

    So it's the very end of my night, there's about half an hour until the club closes, and a few other people are waiting to get dances from me. This one guy called me over and we went to the host because for some reason he wanted the dance in a more "private" area. There was a part of the champagne lounge (different from private rooms) that wasn't being used and he asked the host if I could dance for him in there because his girlfriend was on the other side of the club and he didn't want her finding out...whatever, I had a shitty night so I was like, sure, let's do this.

    I start dancing for him, and he starts asking me questions about what kind of kinky things I like and to do something kinky to him. I'm like, "honey, how kinky do you expect me to get for 20 bucks?" First he asked me to twist his nipple, which was incredibly amusing for me so I did it...but then, THEN - he asked me to spit in his mouth! And he said that he would tip me for it and everything. I told him, "uh, no. Sorry." The whole time I was dancing for him he kept offering to pay me 5 bucks to spit in his mouth. At the end of the song he wanted to keep going just so he could convince me to do it. I kept saying no, it's weird, I'm not doing it, etc. He raised his "price" to 10 and then 20 dollars.

    Then I thought to myself, I'm wasting my time with this weirdo when I can be doing dances for nice female customers who were actually waiting for me. Finally I just looked at him and said, "100 bucks." He thought about it for a few seconds and agreed! Hahaha I couldn't believe it - I actually spit in this guy's mouth, which took all of 1 second, from like 1 foot away and he paid me 100 dollars for it. Didn't even want me to finish the dance, he was satisfied.

    Easiest and weirdest 100 bucks I've ever made. Would you guys have done the same??

    And please tell me some of your weird stories so I don't feel like the only one getting weird requests from custies.

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    Ha, you got ripped off. Normal fees are

    Nipple Twisting $50
    Spitting in mouth $150
    Peeing in glass $200

    Debasing the customer... priceless.

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    Default Re: Funny/Weird Custy Stories!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri
    Ha, you got ripped off. Normal fees are

    Nipple Twisting $50
    Spitting in mouth $150
    Peeing in glass $200

    Debasing the customer... priceless.
    Oh the joys of being a stripper...

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    A couple weeks ago we had some arrogant guy at the bar trying to belittle the bartender.. he was one of those people who asks trivia questions that no one ever gets to make himself seem smarter. He told me he loves going around to as many bars as he can and doing this, because "bartenders don't know anything!" Self-esteem issues, much?

    Anyway, he pulls out a twenty dollar bill, and says "I'll give you this bill if you can tell me who that guy on it is."

    "Well, that's Andrew Jackson," I said.

    "Yes, but which president was he?"

    "Seventh."

    "No, he was the 24th! The bartender thought he was the 20th."

    "No, he was the 7th." He wouldn't believe me.. so I turned to an older guy next to me with a nice phone and asked him if he had internet access on his phone, and wouldn't mind settling a bet. The guy actually looked it up on wikipedia, and trivia dude, after huffing and puffing, had to hand over the $20.. after all, he had made a big scene about the bet in front of numerous people.

    After that, the guy with the phone got dances.

    Thank you Animaniacs.

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    I just started working less than a month ago and theres a really weird old guy who likes to have well....his junk stepped on, he esspecailly loves when chicks rub thier knees on his junk....lol. He also likes being called a little, bitch, a slut, and slave lol.....awww man trust me i get a kick outa this guy when he keeps buying dances from me just to step on him and call him names, it's almost to much sometimes i really feel like cracking up. hes also really into foot worship. I made him kiss my foot to funny...lol

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