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    this one always catches me off guard, and i never have a clever answer (or ANY answer, really).

    In our club, lapdances are fully clothed, one-way contact, so another version of this is "why should I buy a dance when i can't even touch you" or "why should I buy a dance when I can't even see you naked?" (as if $20 should buy them the farm )

    suggestions, anyone?

    (and yes, I did do a search! feeling the need to pre-emptively add that disclaimer, since i get told that in response all the time in HH )

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    I hate that shit. Usually if they're asking, they're not worth your time, but if it's slow you might as well play along for a minute. The most effective response I could ever come up with was...

    Him: "What do I get for forty bucks?" (the price in L.A.)
    Me: "The most fun you've ever had for forty bucks."

    Once I sold a VIP to a guy who kept insisting that it wasn't worth forty bucks for just a lapdance. I shrugged and said, "Fine. Go out to a regular bar then, and see if you can find a girl this hot who'll get totally naked and rub on you for forty bucks. Good luck." He thought about it for a second and took me back! <smirk>

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    OK, I'll try my hand at this one, since I have been taking notes on HH. These are quotes from other girls posts (I can't take credit)-


    Guy- What makes your dances so good?

    Me - Well put it this way, I give a 100% garantee that tonight when your jerking off to me in bed you'll scream my name out twice before you blow.......


    Guy - What am I gonna get?

    Me - A totally erotic dance with me, naked, paying attention to every part of your body! (or since you are in a no contact club, you could change the last part to "100% of my attention," instead of "attention to every part of your body and take out the nake part since you are clothed. So I guess it would sound like, " A totally erotic dance with me, giving you 100% of my full attention. And since it's a lapdance, you might want to mention you will be sliding your body against his.)


    Guy - How good is it going to be?

    Me - Almost everyone I've danced for has gotten a big fat hard-on within like, 2 seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mblank
    Guy- What makes your dances so good?

    Me - Well put it this way, I give a 100% garantee that tonight when your jerking off to me in bed you'll scream my name out twice before you blow.......
    Hahaha that's friggin' awesome...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mblank
    OK, I'll try my hand at this one, since I have been taking notes on HH. These are quotes from other girls posts (I can't take credit)-


    Guy- What makes your dances so good?

    Me - Well put it this way, I give a 100% garantee that tonight when your jerking off to me in bed you'll scream my name out twice before you blow.......
    LOL oh dam that's hot! I totally wouldn't have the guts to say that...but man I can just imagine the guys face. What guy woudln't want a dance after you've put it that way?







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    Damn, I feel like I would have a hard time being that...er...vulgar with a customer. Does that sound strange? I'm comfortable dancing and doing private dances, but talking about their rock hard manhood, etc., seems like it doesn't fit very well with my personality. Do you find that it helps your selling?

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    Going the dirty route doesn't always work (although given the source of a person who would ask a question like that maybe you have better odds). In lieu of that though, you can say, "You'll get the most erotic dance you've ever had in your life to the point that $20 will seem like pennies for what you're going to get. How about we start right now!" If you can say that while whispering in his ear, all the better.

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    Ohhhh, I am going to use that tonight...and maybe spin a cleaner version of it when needed.

    I love it. LOL




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    I keep it simple.
    " you get a dance with ME!"
    That works for the most part. I have a few add ons too. like if they use the I can get X for less in X city. I use " But I'M not in Xcity. I'M here " sweet smile
    And just as an extra add on for if someone is still unsure I use
    " And what are your chances of seeing me again? After tonight you may NEVER see me again. That makes this your once in a life time chance to get a dance with ME!"
    But really the firt line works 90% of the time.
    You say psycho like it's a bad thing

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    What loser complains about $20 ???

    Must be half his paycheck

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    I like to say, with a smile of course, "Honey, it's not a new car it's just a dance, it ain't that big of a purchase."

    And then I tell them I'll molest the hell out of them.

    These things work for me.
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    i have told customers that for $priceofdance, they will get a girl who's enjoying every second of dancing for them and who actually wants to crawl all over them specifically. that worked a majority of the time i put it out there. men want to believe the lady cares for them in some little way, and anything you can do to further that idea (while still maintaining it is tenderness for a fleeting moment) will keep you in multiple dances.

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    Remember the KISS method. Keep It Simple Stupid. If you can't say it in 10 seconds or less, you're taking too long. By the time you've rolled out a 2 sentence schpiel, he's bored and you sound like the adults on Peanuts -- "wawah wawah wawah"...

    Come up with a few one-liners to throw back at them and you're golden. 90% of the time they already know if they want a dance with you anyway, so don't waste too much time trying to convince them. If you can make them laugh or chuckle with your lines you'll have them eating out of your hand. The key is to own it when you say it.


    Q: "what do I get for....?"

    A:
    A hot fucken dance!
    A good fucken time!
    Enough wank material for a week!
    A flagpole in your pants!
    A hard-on in 2 seconds flat!

    Q: "do you do a gooooood dance?"

    A: always with a mischievous look
    Nah, I suck. giggle -- That's worked every single time I've ever used it.
    Better than viagra!
    Well I sent the last guy outta here with a grin that'll be plastered on his face for a week.
    Um, well the last guy couldn't keep his chin off the floor.


    Actually all the above lines work for me, but my fave is the "nah I suck" - it's the quickest and has a 100% rate of return

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I hate that shit. Usually if they're asking, they're not worth your time, but if it's slow you might as well play along for a minute. The most effective response I could ever come up with was...

    Him: "What do I get for forty bucks?" (the price in L.A.)
    Me: "The most fun you've ever had for forty bucks."

    Once I sold a VIP to a guy who kept insisting that it wasn't worth forty bucks for just a lapdance. I shrugged and said, "Fine. Go out to a regular bar then, and see if you can find a girl this hot who'll get totally naked and rub on you for forty bucks. Good luck." He thought about it for a second and took me back! <smirk>
    hahaha
    a response like that would get me to buy
    the place i go to "tropical lei"
    is 25 topless and 40 nude,
    the contact varies girl to girl
    of course those that allow contact both ways
    always get a few hundred from me lol
    the way i see it is,
    if this beautiful woman i letting an fat bastard like my self touch her
    and shes talking to me and even touching me, she deserves my paycheck haha
    but some cheap A** H***S want a lot of contact and dont want to spend more that like 50 bucks, thats not right.
    I mean, this girl is puting all of her self out here,
    in front of all these perverts at least have the decensy to pay her well.

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    If the guy tells you he isn't into getting dances start messing with his ego & he might have to fix the mess you made & buy a dance. Say something like Oh, I understand sometimes finnances can be tight and that's why I'm here because I can't deal with living paycheck to paycheck. It's rude & I know your supposed to make them feel good about themselves, but they shouldn't come in a club just to sit around. I also would only do this to the young guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redhothoney
    If the guy tells you he isn't into getting dances start messing with his ego & he might have to fix the mess you made & buy a dance. Say something like Oh, I understand sometimes finnances can be tight and that's why I'm here because I can't deal with living paycheck to paycheck. It's rude & I know your supposed to make them feel good about themselves, but they shouldn't come in a club just to sit around. I also would only do this to the young guys.

    honestly if a dancer
    approached me like
    that i would probably leave.
    like you also said
    the girls are supposed to make the guys feel wanted
    and comfortable there.
    for the most part these guys are hardly confident
    and rarly get appraoched by women elsewhere
    so that kind of tactic
    is a nice big shot to the jewls
    i always try to be liberal when spending at
    a club so i dont look cheap haha
    so im safe

    cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque
    this one always catches me off guard, and i never have a clever answer (or ANY answer, really).

    In our club, lapdances are fully clothed, one-way contact, so another version of this is "why should I buy a dance when i can't even touch you" or "why should I buy a dance when I can't even see you naked?" (as if $20 should buy them the farm )

    suggestions, anyone?

    (and yes, I did do a search! feeling the need to pre-emptively add that disclaimer, since i get told that in response all the time in HH )
    In most cases, the guy who asks this is a cheap-o, but at your club I can't blame him. No contact, and you don't strip? What exactly is the point? He can already see you with your clothes on for free. Where is this club, btw? If these are the rules I can see this as simply an honest question. I think the jokester responses like Bridgette, and others, suggested would work nicely at your club. That influences him to pay you because he likes your personality and wants the continue having fun with you. Seems like a hard sell, I don't envy you having to work at a club with such strict rules. As a custy, I'd never waste my money there.

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    Zabrina: the club is in Baltimore, and no, we're not allowed to strip during LDs, but there is contact...one way--we can touch them, they can't touch us. I love the contact set-up (me being allowed to touch them gives me more "moves", but being groped for $20? nah.) But it would be a lot easier, sales-wise and not-running-out-of-moves-during-the-LD-wise, if we could at least go topless.

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    Can ytou strip from a dress to a bra and g-string or thong? I work in a bikini bar, and I have seen girks do that woth a lot of success.

    Or you could get some really awesome thongs and tell them they get to see what is under your dress.


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    Colleen...you're brilliant I'm actually not sure if we can do that...but can't hurt to ask!

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    "what do i get for...." = "i'm cheap and want to spend as little as possible"
    "just how good are your dances?" = "how much are you going to touch me?"
    "am i going to get my moneys worth?" = "even if you don't let me, i'm going to try to grope you for as little money as possible"

    i typically avoid dancing for guys who push these questions. if i -d- feel like "playing along" or if its super slow... i'll bite for awhile... but i'll be 100% up front about what they can not do. all while selling the positive things we -can- do together. if they keep playing the "but what am i gonna get?" card though, i leave em. the bad times ive had with those types of customers are not worth 20 bucks (or whatever the price) and a chunk of my sanity. my advice is, if you think the guy might do something that's going to make you feel shitty about yourself after the dance, don't do it. money isn't worth it.

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    "Oh, is this your first time?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by colleen
    Can ytou strip from a dress to a bra and g-string or thong? I work in a bikini bar, and I have seen girks do that woth a lot of success.

    Or you could get some really awesome thongs and tell them they get to see what is under your dress.
    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque
    Colleen...you're brilliant I'm actually not sure if we can do that...but can't hurt to ask!
    I can't believe the girls at this club never thought of that. You're at Hustler Baltimore, right? I used to work there for 6 months and that's what I did. I always wore outfits that I could wear a bra and thong under, and stripped down to that during my lapdances. I'd also let my bra straps fall down my shoulders so my bra was just barely covering the nips as I danced - that is incredibly fucken sexy. I used to do so many dances I burned a hole in the carpet from the main floor to the laproom there


    You don't have to ask, just DO it. They say you have to have a top and thong on during your dances, so as long as you have keep some kind of top and thong on, you are good to go. Of course this gives you a little more to remove on stage, but that's a good thing too - show-wise.

    I swear, somebody needs to teach you young girls about the art of STRIPPING. No matter what the guys might say, they like a tease and will spend more on that than whatever "real" action you can give them. Over and over again. Learn how to do that and you will be set.

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    Okay, let me preface this by saying that I work in Houston, so my reactions to custys when I get asked this question may seem a little bit jaded... (: Personally, I think when customers ask this question they are fishing for extras-period, so I usually make a beeline for other prospects. Not to say I don't play along for a minute or two and give them a chance, because I do-but 9 times out of ten I'm right. It's a strip club for chrissakes! What the hell do you think you're going to get for 20 bucks?? A lap dance!! Duh! They're not stupid and *know* what 20 dollars will get them.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I hate that shit. Usually if they're asking, they're not worth your time, but if it's slow you might as well play along for a minute. The most effective response I could ever come up with was...

    Him: "What do I get for forty bucks?" (the price in L.A.)
    Me: "The most fun you've ever had for forty bucks."

    Once I sold a VIP to a guy who kept insisting that it wasn't worth forty bucks for just a lapdance. I shrugged and said, "Fine. Go out to a regular bar then, and see if you can find a girl this hot who'll get totally naked and rub on you for forty bucks. Good luck." He thought about it for a second and took me back! <smirk>

    Yekhefah, that's friggin' awesome! I'm definitely adding that to my repertoire.....

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