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    There is really only one thing about this job that I absolutely cannot tolerate.

    Gross assholes who insist on licking my tits.

    I'm no prude, I'm fine with contact, but NOT licking. Having some (usually unattractive) guy slobber all over me and try to bite my nipples is a huge no. it's fucking GROSS. I want to vomit--or punch him in the face--every time this happens.
    It's even worse when it happens in couch dances--excuse the fuck out of me, but you really think you're entitled to do that for a measly $20?

    I know for sure that most girls at my club don't let custys do this--most of them are in agreement that it's gross and not worth putting up with. I hear girls say things all the time along the lines of "that guy down there kept trying to lick me; i was like fuck no you don't!" or, by one girl last night, "he wanted to lick my tits, so i told him that costs $300" Touching them is one thing, that's fine. Licking? Having custys' saliva all over me? FUUUUUUUCK NO.

    But when *I* try to tell them that's not allowed, they go sour and stop buying dances, or whine like a spoiled child about how i'm "not giving them their money's worth" if they can't fucking slobber on me. Hey, not my fault--I'm trying to give you a "good dance" and actually give you some tit contact, but if you're going to be a disgusting fuckwit and lick them, all bets are off!

    Those of you who don't let custys lick you...how do you handle it? What do you say/do to a) keep their nasty tongues off your tits and b) hopefully still keep them interested and buying, or at least not fucking whining that they're being ripped off b/c they can't drool on you?

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    I hate that too. Disgusting. I knew I had to find another club when my boyfriend went to kiss my breast once and I slapped him. Changing clubs helped a lot; they didn't pull that shit very often once I left downtown.

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    I just say in a mock scolding tone "You know that's against the rules, are you trying to get me in trouble?" If they insist or become angry or whiney, I say, "Club rules not mine"
    That usually works without sounding disgusted/angry at the customer and puts the blame on the club and not myself.
    But really, if they become insistant about licking your boobs then you should probably just get your money for the one or two dances you do with them and get the fuck away. It really isn't worth all the hassle of fighting them off and explaining why they can't lick your boobs over and over just to squeeze out a few more dances.
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    Turn around and dance with your back to them and throw your ass in their face (hopefully they won't lick your ass!) Then only give them a dance from the profile so it's too hard for the tongue to make the reach around. Keep switching from ass to side until the song is over, collect your cash and move on!

    Or you can also try playing with their hair in a soft and teasing manner, and when they go for the lick, your hand is already on the head so you can pull/push their head (in a nice way) away from your tit. When I pull the head back, I usually bend forward so my breast are now lower than his face and rub my cheek across his or whisper/moan in his hear.

    If he is to handsy, grab his hand as look seductively in his eyes. Kiss his hands, on the back side (not the inside palm he uses to grab his own dick with and then go wash your face later). Then hold both his hands in your hands while you dance. Then you can place his hands on the sides of your hips or thighs if you like. Now you are in control, and in a nice way.

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    Most guys are surprisingly ok with not being able to bass mouth my breasts. I think I subconciously prequalify them on the floor. But I've also found that when said sweetly, the word "no" isn't so hard for them to swallow.

    Those who just don't get it, find out what deodorant tastes like. (I put it on and around my nipples) I actually got the idea from a girl who put flavored lip gloss on hers.
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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    Just say, "I wouldn't do that...that's where the guy before you slobbered on them."

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    Just say- "you're licking the same spot that guy over there just licked. Do you like swapping spit with other guys"

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    There's also tons of stuff you can spray on yourself.. use the search function and find Bitter apple spray. From what I understand it does not glow and is not sticky - no smell either.

    There's a perverse sense of satisfaction when a guy gets that " Oh my god that tastes like crap" look on his face after he purposely does what you ( or I ) just told him not to do.

    hahah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    There's also tons of stuff you can spray on yourself.. use the search function and find Bitter apple spray. From what I understand it does not glow and is not sticky - no smell either.

    There's a perverse sense of satisfaction when a guy gets that " Oh my god that tastes like crap" look on his face after he purposely does what you ( or I ) just told him not to do.

    hahah..
    Bitter Apple is awesome. You can get it at any pet store and is meant to be sprayed on furniture or other household items to prevent your pets from chewing on it. As a result, it doesn't stain and is invisible. A few years ago one of my dogs was chewing on something in the house (forget what it was) so I used some Bitter Apple on it and it worked. Curious, I sprayed a bit on my finger and tasted it. It was as if I poured battery acid on my tongue. I bet it took 30 minutes for that horrible taste to go away. Damn was it nasty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by avacheetahs
    Just say- "you're licking the same spot that guy over there just licked. Do you like swapping spit with other guys"
    Or that's your boyfriend's favorite spot to spray his cum.

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    I give my "rules" before I even start a dance. I grab my chest and say, "You can't touch these and stay out of the black (t-bottom)." And then I jokingly say, "Stay outta my crack!"

    Some try to bend/break these rules, but for the most part if I make it clear that I'm not putting up with it then they obey. And if they do violate me, I stop the dance right there, demand my money, and walk off.

    Hell yes I'm a bitch, but I'm not there to babysit and smack their hands when they do wrong. I see girls giving guys chance after chance and getting groped and grabbed the entire time. To each her own, but don't be afraid to state your boundaries and stick with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque
    It's even worse when it happens in couch dances--excuse the fuck out of me, but you really think you're entitled to do that for a measly $20?
    At least you don't have to put up with it for a truely measly $10!

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    A girl I used to work with used to tell guys "hey..thanks...my boyfriend came all over my tits right before work and i didnt have time to wash it off"
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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    This thread is pretty funny and talks about the Bitter apple spray and other ways that girls stop custy's from licking them:
    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...er+apple+spray


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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    Curious, I sprayed a bit on my finger and tasted it. It was as if I poured battery acid on my tongue. I bet it took 30 minutes for that horrible taste to go away. Damn was it nasty!
    Boys will be boys hahaha! I dunno, I'd probably be curious to want to know what it tastes like as well. I'll keep this product in mind when I get back into dancing.







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    I've used hairspray. The Herbal Essences stuff is cheap, smells good and tastes like evil without being sticky. Fuck em if they won't listen.

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    Default Re: need a little help in dealling with this gross-out

    I don't have a problem with them licking my tits but with them giving them little kisses (dry) like they're being tender or something. Not nearly as gross but it hits a whole different level of skeeve factor. ::shudders::
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    I hate it when they do the whole licking thing. i've tried turning around and instead they try to lick my back, arm, etc. i have hit guys in the face before, after i said no repeatedly and they weren't listening. i just get so grossed out that my temper comes out. i will try the hairspray trick, since body spray apparently doesnt taste bad enough.

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    Yeah I hate that too. I just had a custie tell me that "but so and so dancer lets me lick hers". So that is probably what is going on. It only takes one extras girl to ruin the whole place. I just tell them that is the other girls business and I don't do that. True it wrecks your $. But it totally skeeves me. If I am going to be a whore I am going to go all the way and make more than a measly few bucks. Sadly in upsate ny there is alot of this going on.

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    I had a girl one night tell me a guy licked her breast and she stop the dance with a completely look of shock on her face and said "i cant believe you just did that." Not is a patronizing way, just a genuinely shocked expression kinda way. She continued with "why would you do such a thing to me when i am trying to give you such a lovely dance? I was really enjoying you and our time together and then you just went and did that....." Then she shook her head at him and MAN did he start back peddling. He followed her around the club the whole night apologizing and offering her money and drinks. She just walked of on him every time and it made her look like she was really popular and other guys wanted dances out of her when they saw another guy begging her for a dance.

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    i wipe the spit onto their face & give them a scolding teacher look. 99% of the time they are grossed out and don't try again.

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