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    Default The first time you masturbated?

    It's one of life's great turning points! Where, what, and how did you discover it?!

    I was about 12 and I was alone in my room on a hot afternoon with a Penthouse magazine. My hormones just started raging; started stroking and I just came. I didn't know what cum was and I freaked out! Instantly. I felt guilty and thought I was a freak when I saw the cum on me. But It felt so good, I didn't care and was doing it every chance I could for months afterwards. It's still the most pleasurable thing going!

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    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    Oh dear.
    ....dr. ruth

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    Default Re: The first time you masturbated?

    Uhh...too much information already.

    Nothing shameful about admitting to the practice (guilty), but there's a reason we men don't delve into the details.

    Now if the ladies want to contribute, by all means. Just let me put some popcorn in the microwave first. Tee hee.
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    This reminds me of when I was a freshman in high school and would listen to all the crazy shit on Loveline.

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    Default Re: The first time you masturbated?

    Everybody does it! Admit it! Let's get it out in the open!

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    Default Re: The first time you masturbated?

    It was when I was _____ when I first masturbated alone in my _____ .
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    that's your flaw
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    ^^ I love that TM!!!! LOL
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    If I told you, I would have to charge.

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    Oh and BTW, I hardly think you're preaching to a bunch of prudes here, so the "Let's get it out in the open" thing, well I'm not so sure they're gonna fall for it.

    Nice story though.

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    "cuz my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....."
    I couldnt help it.
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    that's your flaw
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    "cuz my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....."
    I couldnt help it.
    And your hips don't lie.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: The first time you masturbated?

    This is totally anonymous. No one is going to judge you. If anybody does they are probably being hypocritical!

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    Dude, let it go.

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    Default Re: The first time you masturbated?

    Well if your that interested g o o g l e will turn up a ton of stories. We just don't want to share tonight.

    What is the phase of the moon at the momment, I'm off duty so I don't have my watch on. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downey_Guy
    This is totally anonymous. No one is going to judge you. If anybody does they are probably being hypocritical!
    How is it anonymous? Of course no one is going to judge each other. If the girls can talk about anal openly in LO - Im sure none of us Sw'ers are going to judge each other over masturbation. Im sure we all have had our first times masturbating and we've all had our first times pooping too..... I dont need to go and share everything now. I would be a wierd TMI moment.
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    I look back on it now and see it as a funny and stupid thing. It just seems like a natural rite of passage into adulthood. I think everybody has gone through the experience.

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    "first time pooping"

    Wonder how come guys never come here and ask us strippers about that...

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    and let the FLAMING begin....oops. I'm late. *holds a torch*


    ...blow torch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee
    This reminds me of when I was a freshman in high school and would listen to all the crazy shit on Loveline.
    LOL, I still do...from time to time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiyla
    "first time pooping"

    Wonder how come guys never come here and ask us strippers about that...
    Don't ask.... there are those with scat fettish... and no don't go there.

    Accidental download.... gag understatement.
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    OK, maybe was post was too detailed. But the subject is nothing you wouldn't read in the very literary "Angela's Ashes" by Frank McCourt (assigned in some High Schools now by the way.) I don't feel like I was over the line bringing it up.

    This is my last post on this subject. It's obviously a little too much for some.

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    I actually remember it. I was 13-14. And back in Russia there was a tv program late at night called Adams Apple. For men. And at the end of in that particular program there was this absolutely phenomenal striptease of a very well known french entertainment company, I don't remeber the name of it, something like Red hourse or something like that. They dress women in the light shades. It was pretty amazing. Well at that time I was all about women and I had erections that I just ignored pretty much as something as a bit of annoyance. And I had pretty much no idea what to do. So during this show late at night obvisouly I had an erection that lasted and lasted and lasted and I didn't do anything about it after some time I felt an absolutely phenomenal burning/relaxing sparkles all over inside of my whole body, I was amazed. I wanted to repeat it later on and that's when I first masturbated a bit. Ejaculation was perfectly natural for me, I had no hang ups about it and the whole process up to this moment. That sparkling sensation I was able to reproduce only 2 times up to this moment of my life. I was hunting for it but had no patience not to masturbate to get it. Later on I completely forgot about it and actually this is the first time I remembered it in years. Thanks for the post, man. I'm proud I masturbate. Women that do, have orgasms, including ejaculatory orgasms. If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to last for hours and have multiple orgasms a night.

    I would have sent you a PM, but they don't allow me, I have too many points - whatever that is.

    If women start bitching - leave them alone. Because if you win the only thing you'll get is they'll shut up. But if you leave them alone it's equivalent of them shutting up so you win right away :-) You know the french saying: The only one who can have the last word with a woman is an echo...
    Check this video it'll make you feel better:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGPQmfqWUF8
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    I will admit to masturbating.Who doesn't? But the where, how, and when is between my and my iVibe rabbit..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiyla
    "first time pooping"

    Wonder how come guys never come here and ask us strippers about that...

    Because girls don't poo
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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