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    Default AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    Ok,

    I have a new george forman
    A boiling thing of water
    Low mein noodles 120 cal!
    And chicken.

    How the hell do I use this forman? I tossed the manual like a tool shed

    We'll see how this turns out.

    I at least have good music playing.

    Note: I have never cooked this much before.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    The forman is hot to touch

    Forman 1 Mast 0

    However, the Lo Mein has been defeated

    Forman 1 Mast 1 Lo Mein 0
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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    vegetables directly off the forman are hotter than they appear

    Forman 2 Mast 1

    Had to put the Lo Mein back on the stove. It cooked faster.

    Lo Mein 1 Mast 1 Forman 2
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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    cleaning the forman drew blood.
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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    Haha thanks for making me smile!

    You get an extra point for being entertaining
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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    Foreman wins by TKO!!!

    Actually, it's kinda sexy that you're cooking...anything on under the apron?

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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    lol omg you just had me LMAO.... too funny


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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    Haha. Mine's cooking me up some lemon herb marinated chicken as we speak (type, whatever)

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    Default Re: AN EXPERIMENT. I'M a goner.

    Just remember, when cooking naked, use an apron.
    When cooking wearing only an apron, don't turn around.
    If you do turn around (dumbass!), grease spatters to the ass can be treated by hopping into a cold shower and crying like a violated altar boy.
    Remember to get out of the shower before your food sets the kitchen on fire.
    Finally, while chicks dig scars, you will have to come up with a much better story before these particular scars would be particularly sexy.

    (This from the girl who set the smoke alarm off last night making chocolate sauce.)

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