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    Am I the only one who thinks the Centurion Card by AmEx is humpable?


    Its like, that heavenly, unobtainable dream.... so far away... so alluring... so sexy...
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    Replace "Centurion Card by AmEx" with "PaigeDWinter" and I shall agree with all of the above statements

    What the heck is a Centurion Card, love?

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    Black AmEx

    $2,500 annual fee and $250,000 min spending on another AmEx every year?
    Yikes.

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    I agree with Pooka!!!!
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    It's a great big fucking debt magnet.

    It also tends to make you stupid like Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

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    But... you can buy lots of pretty, shiny things....

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    Default Re: $$$$*unf*

    cash or debit buys stuff too.

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    Wait,

    you mean Credit Cards aren't Magical Goodies Creators??
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    It's a great big fucking debt magnet.

    It also tends to make you stupid like Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

    It tends to be hard to get as stupid as Paris Hilton.... That takes years and years of work.
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    If you're that rich, why do you need debt? Always made me wonder. Anyway, just get something equally unobtainable and expensive. A Picasso sounds good.


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    ^^^ I think will be selling one pretty cheap soon... only lightly used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    If you're that rich, why do you need debt? Always made me wonder. Anyway, just get something equally unobtainable and expensive. A Picasso sounds good.
    Because we're a monkey see monkey do society...

    Will Smith has amex black? How did he get one?! He must have amazing credit! Too bad I don't use one... but I have been wanting that Big Screen T.V....perhaps...on credit....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Am I the only one who thinks the Centurion Card by AmEx is humpable?


    Its like, that heavenly, unobtainable dream.... so far away... so alluring... so sexy...
    Well, if that's what turns you on, I suppose you could cut out the middleman and just directly fuck the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Well, if that's what turns you on, I suppose you could cut out the middleman and just directly fuck the money.
    True, love it

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    huh. 2,500 annual fee seems ridiculous to me. That card better have fucking airline miles on it or something-- because otherwise, why NOT just get airline miles cards (I know, I know, because someone who could afford this card doesn't worry about wasting money. They just see it as their privilege to waste money WHEN THEY COULD BE GETTING FREAKING GOBS OF AIRLINE MILES!!!)

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    If my memory is correct, there is no limit on this card. They usually cap a regular amex, even the gold/platinum cards. With this one... they do not. So, in theory, you could buy (or become majority shareholder in) American Express...

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    I'm pretty sure the perks cover more than the 2500. The question is, would the user use them?

    I mean it sounds like this thing is more a stature thing than anything else. But really? What are the perks?

    The card offers numerous exclusive privileges, including complimentary companion airline tickets on trans-Atlantic flights, personal shoppers at retailers such as Escada, Gucci and Saks Fifth Avenue, access to airport clubs, first class flight upgrades, membership in Sony's Cierge personal shopping program, and dozens of other elite club memberships. Centurion membership also includes personal services including a personal concierge and travel agent. The program offers many hotel benefits, including a free one-night's stay in every Mandarin Oriental hotel worldwide (excluding the New York City property) once a year.


    Eitherway I agree with miss bunny. Cash buys shit too.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^ Cash is tougher to defend as deductible, unless you are a fiend for receipts, and even then, good luck. Amex always provides three levels of paperwork validation to back up your transactions. You'd be amazed how far this gets you when you really need it, since the smart clubs long ago began listing themselves as "steakhouses" in cc receipts.

    It's not just snob appeal that makes the Centurion (or other) fees reasonable. The listed benefits are just window dressing. Everything about cc's at this level of spending is about validating a paper trail -- personal or business -- for tax reasons and in providing a spending option with no real upper limit when you really need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Well, if that's what turns you on, I suppose you could cut out the middleman and just directly fuck the money.
    The money is not as good looking.
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