Please feel free to add on and contribute to this rant.
If I am on stage and a guy comes up and sits down with 3 or 4 ones in a pile in front of him, I assume (usually correctly) that he intends to tip more than a dollar. Like most of us, I have my little routines I do for a buck, and I have the ones I do when I know I'll be tipped more. We had several of these types of fuckheads in the club tonight and usually I can handle it, but tonight I just had to get out of there.
Open letter to douchebags,
A dollar is not a good tip. A dollar isn't even worth you walking over to my stage. If all you have is a dollar, then sit it down and walk away because I do not want to touch you for it. (This is my inner monologue, obviously I dance for one dollar bills all the time with a plastered smile on my face.)
If you are expecting backflips and gymnastics for a fucking buck you have come up to the wrong bitch. I think you are disgusting and a total waste of space. I wish the club would up the cover charge so that cheapass rednecks/young fuckers/dumbasses like you and your friends couldn't afford to hang out there.
I work hard for my money and I put on a great show, if you don't like it enough to give more than a one, then stay in your seat.
Fuck you and goodnight,
Andy
(This message was brought to you by disgruntled stripper of the day. There are at least five of us in every club at any given time.)
Also, I still made bank tonight, but I don't like putting up with bullshit.



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