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    Default Rant: Cheap douchebags and their inexplicable sense of entitlement

    Please feel free to add on and contribute to this rant.

    If I am on stage and a guy comes up and sits down with 3 or 4 ones in a pile in front of him, I assume (usually correctly) that he intends to tip more than a dollar. Like most of us, I have my little routines I do for a buck, and I have the ones I do when I know I'll be tipped more. We had several of these types of fuckheads in the club tonight and usually I can handle it, but tonight I just had to get out of there.

    Open letter to douchebags,

    A dollar is not a good tip. A dollar isn't even worth you walking over to my stage. If all you have is a dollar, then sit it down and walk away because I do not want to touch you for it. (This is my inner monologue, obviously I dance for one dollar bills all the time with a plastered smile on my face.)

    If you are expecting backflips and gymnastics for a fucking buck you have come up to the wrong bitch. I think you are disgusting and a total waste of space. I wish the club would up the cover charge so that cheapass rednecks/young fuckers/dumbasses like you and your friends couldn't afford to hang out there.

    I work hard for my money and I put on a great show, if you don't like it enough to give more than a one, then stay in your seat.

    Fuck you and goodnight,
    Andy

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    I am totally with u on all the back flips and crazy gymnastics crap. I'm not going to try that hard for a lousy dollar, or even if it was 5 or 10.

    Here is what i would love to add to this rant: If you tip me a $50 or a $100 on stage, that's MY TIP. You can't have it back if i don't end up having time to go sit with you!
    I had a two guys do that to me last week.

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    I always assume when I see a guy with a pile of ones by my stage that he's intending to sit there a bit and tip each girl as she comes up. Its another story however when they're like "what are you going to do for this dollar?" as though that 1 dollar bill should give them something special. What were these guys asking for?

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    Or after I do my little routine for the buck, a dumbass will say, "Is that all?!" Yes that's all, for a fucking dollar. I can go to the dollar menu now at McDonald's with your fucking dollar. I can't stand the, "what r u gonna do for this dollar" question either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calliope7
    I always assume when I see a guy with a pile of ones by my stage that he's intending to sit there a bit and tip each girl as she comes up. Its another story however when they're like "what are you going to do for this dollar?" as though that 1 dollar bill should give them something special. What were these guys asking for?
    I'm talking about guys who weren't previously at the stage but who come up specifically to tip you. Come on, if comes up, sits down, and has three ones sitting in front of him, it looks like his intention is to give them as the tip. And I'd say 8 out of 10 times that's what they do, thus the reasoning behind giving them a little bit better of a dance. The dollar douchebags know we do this and hand us a one because they are cheapskates.

    If someone asked me "What are you going to do for this dollar?" I'd probably have to say, "Dance on this stage for three songs. and maybe dance for you if you want to be nice about it." Then he gets an abbreviated titty smack and I take the tip and move along to the next guy.

    I have an attitude. I know it. For the most part I am very charismatic and charming while I am "on," but my limitation for bullshit is very low when it comes to this sort of thing. I guess because it doesn't really happen that much at our club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82
    I am totally with u on all the back flips and crazy gymnastics crap. I'm not going to try that hard for a lousy dollar, or even if it was 5 or 10.
    lap dances are only $10 at my club. we go down to a thong, we can touch them, they can't touch us. not a horrible deal.

    and still- i had a guy spend an entire song (3:00) trying to talk me into doing a kartwheel or backflip or something "gymnasticy". there ain't no shame in my game but... damn. do i look like a trained f#@&*ing seal?!?!?!

    buy a lap dance or don't. but don't expect me to act like a circus animal for $10 a song.

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    Ha Ha. Oh the memories. Well if you go to a bar and order a drink. Before you give the bartender a $1, ask him. "What are you going to do for this $1?" Tell him that you expect to see some damn "bottle spinning tricks.....You want FLAMES shooting from his mouth". He gets paid to "pour the liquid in the glass", why should he get a tip for doing just that. Oh yeah, make sure that he is really cute too.

    I don't drink but that would be funny as hell.

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    After working as a dancer, I don't tip that much. I expect TOP SERVICE for my $1. A smile on your face won't do. If the server pleases me, I will tip much more than a $1.

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    Guy: What do I get for a dollar?
    Me: You get to watch my ass as I walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calliope7
    I always assume when I see a guy with a pile of ones by my stage that he's intending to sit there a bit and tip each girl as she comes up. Its another story however when they're like "what are you going to do for this dollar?" as though that 1 dollar bill should give them something special. What were these guys asking for?

    When this crap was pulled, I would laugh a little and walk away. They usually ended up apologizing and giving me more than a dollar b/c they knew they pissed me off. The girls at my club back then were amazed that I would treat these guys this way and ended up with a better tip. I would def be a little icy when they called me back over too. It was almost like a dom thing. Most of the guys loved to be put in their place I know this is gonna sound wrong, but some of these men have to be trained

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    Wow up until this point, I kind of thought of myself as a pretty decent guy.

    But I guess I am a cheap douchebag. My SO reads this forum for pointers to spice up our private life, and I browse just to learn about the real life of a dancer. Apparently its not the party all the time lifestyle everyone thinks it is.

    But when I go to a club, which is a rarity, mostly for friends bachelor parties, I sit at the tip rail and tip a dollar for every song as the dancer makes her way around the stage, for every dancer that comes up. I haven't purchased a private dance since I proposed to my wife, mostly out of respect for her. Sort of a look, but don't touch sort of thing.

    Does this mean I am a cheap douchbag customer, and should stay out of the clubs? Cause if all the dancers are secretly calling me a cheap douchebag because I tip them on stage, it sort of defeats the purpose of tipping at all.

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    ^ It *is* different when you just *give* the tip and don't ask what the girl will do for it and you tip the girls every song. It would be nice if you gave more than a dollar though. These girls work hard and have earned more than a pack of gum. XD
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    there's a difference between the guy who tips a dollar politely, and the guy who sticks it to his forhead and expects you to grab it with your tits, the guy who tries to pull it away when you come to get it and thinks that he's being cute, and the guy that GIVES DIRECTION like "oh baby can't you just pull your thong to the side no one is looking". I always appreciate a $1 tip from a gentleman. I don't think this rant is directed towards men like you dear.




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    that it pretty rude when a guy asks what he will get for the dollar. i've never been to a club where lots of tipping is done on stage. I just tip when I see a hottie and use it as a chance to invite her over to my lap. that's what the stage is for in many places.

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    Great post Andygirl. Mackavicka, please take what kittykat and bella du jour havewritten to heart. We are most definitely NOT complaining about guys who tip $1. We appreciate that (and it beats the hell out of sitting back against the wall all night without tipping a thing - but watching intently the ENTIRE TIME). Please don't think this is talking about your approach, which is perfectly respectable.

    If you read carefully, all the posts are specifically addressing the notion that we should be expected to bend over backwards - literally and figuratively - for that $1. Graciously acknowledging the dollar with a smile and a shimmy is what's economically appropriate. Demanding that "you'd better work for it," well, can you see why this makes us bristle? Someone else said recently (xxxGracexxx, maybe?) that she wasn't going to hump some guy's face for a single, and that pretty much sums it up.

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    Help yourself! It can be modified to fit your situation. Heheh.

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    Doing tricks like a trained cricus animal....No, I don't think so dear!

    UGH!!! I hate that about stage tippers. "Show me some ass." "Take it out of my mouth" "Spread those legs."

    I swear these certian men think for a buck they suddenly become porn director for a day. Nuh uh. Tip me a dollar because you like what I have done on stage SO FAR and then enjoy what ever thanks you get in return.

    I AM NOT A CIRCUS POODLE. K, Thanks.


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    I dealt with a particularly asinine group of customers once before. It was 2 days before my BA. This group of young assholes came into my club and when I cheerfully said "hi" to them, the one started talking extremely loudly about how I'd told him that I was getting a BA in a month(godforbid they come in 2 days early!), how I didn't get shit, that I lied about getting the BA, and then he told all of his friends not to tip me or talk to me. This was angering because their group comprised most of the customers on half of the bar. Later on I approached one of the guys on the fringe of their group. He kept talking down to me and said, "Do you really think you're entitled to this $1?" As if the $1 was a gold nugget or something! He acted like I was being "demanding" or "pushy," when in reality I was one of the nicest girls in the club, a little too nice and not salesy enough. I think he was disrespecting me because his friend had told him to do that prior. It literally ruined most of my night.

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    I hate the jerkazoids that sit by the stage with money in front of
    them and they tip only certain girls.

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    Once a guy left a $100 on the stage. I thought he was pulling some shit, so I didn't pick it up. Sure I went over to him, but didn't pick up the bill. The mgt and the other dancers had to tell me that he was for real. Apparantly he was a regular and he just tips big. I kindly thanked him, when I got off the stage.

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    What? The first thing I'd do is pick up that tip! Cause them you get the guys who put a big bill down and after you do tricks, replace it with a one and laugh at you. I edge big bills onto the stage and make sure they're out of reach before tricks cause of that.


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    if someone tips me a big enough bill that i think he may try to pull something like that, i fold it up into a teeny tiny little square & put it in my pocket (down the front of my thongs between outer & inner). that shit is so mine.

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    I hate the "what are ya gonna do for my dollar" BS. I also hate "do something special," "Its my birthday" "Let me see ur ass" "try to shake it" Don't tell me what to do assbag, I run the show. Especially when all you have is an effin dollar.

    I have even more hatred for douchebags who pay a cover and think they are entitled to sit at the rail and NOT tip, (As if they deserve a free close up show) or only tip half or 5 girls out of the rotation. If you are not going give at LEAST a buck, get the fuck off the rail. I have NO tolerance for it anymore.
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    Customer
    *waves paltry single around my face* "So what are you going to do for this baby?"
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    *grabs single..crumples it into a ball and flicks in the general vicinity of his gigantic stupid head* "That's what i'll do for your dollar...baby"

    Man just set the fucking dollar down...I do a cute little dance for you and we both move on. Politness abounds and no one gets kicked with any shoes. And FUCK YOU senor douchebag...do you think I would even let you breathe the air around me if you werent fucking paying me.

    ok ok Im jumping off my high horse now but damn that shit makes me angry...its just so...insulting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by august
    I hate the jerkazoids that sit by the stage with money in front of
    them and they tip only certain girls.
    Me too- I go up to them and if they don't tip after a short while- I just turn my back and go to another end of the stage. At this point the bouncer will notice and politely tell the guy to tip or move. I wish all clubs did this.

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