Holy geezus, is that who I think it is???? K Fed? Please no.Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver
Holy geezus, is that who I think it is???? K Fed? Please no.Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
2 horrible ones (several of my friends work at tattoo shops here)
1st one: and I asked my friend Rob (tat artist) what the most fucked up work he personally ever did was. I saw the poloroid of it myself.
It was on a guys calf and it was a big picture of an old man standing up in a bathtub holding up/hugging a young boy (arms around old mans neck holding himself up) while having anal sex with the boy. Sorta front view of the old man and back view of the kid, giant cartoonish dick.. disturbing
2nd was a story the guys at Psycho Tattoo tell (not sure if it's a "tattoo shop wives tale" or not).
Friend of theirs was in line at the bank, a few people behind a very obese (huge) lady with a typical-looking chinese symbol tattooed on the side of her neck. He happened to speak and read whatever language it was written in and it said something like "disgusting, fat pig". The lady catches him looking at it and nervously turns and hides it from him. They end up walking out of the bank at the very same time. While in the doorway she says, "so I guess you can read what this says?" dude says "well, yes" and she told him the story behind it.. She had been dating a tattoo artist and had been procrastinating getting her neck work done.. She had sometihing nice and meaningful picked out (chinese characters) but had simply procrastinated having her boyfriend do the work for whatever reasons.. months later he caught her cheating on him, she was completely unaware he had discovered her affair. Now tattoo-artist/boyfriend says he has time to do the work she wanted on her neck... you can figure out the rest...
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I would have to say getting "goatse" tattooed on yourself qualifies as the worst
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^^^ ewww......that is SO nasty...
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the dude is nastier. lol



Okay... I have a few...
...& the bad thing is that I AM a Star Wars fan.
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GEEK TATTOOS!!!! I love it!!!Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan





Originally Posted by Alpha_Male
Looks like Billy Jean King................![]()
Icky Androgony.
Well done, but weird....
I have a tattoo of where i used to work... (Esso Gas station) but it means a lot to me... The start of new things!!! Lol!!! Most of my other tats are bad but only cause they aren't finished...I regret some tats... but only cause they aren't finished! Cheers to ink!
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DeeJayOz lol I saw the fashion swat for tattoos on something awful too
too bad I never got pictures of some of the tattoos I have seen in person on certain strippers.
They are some of the worst.
My favorite was "F R E $ H" tattooed in HUGE letters across a girl's ass. And it was all shaky handed and crappily done at that. Like a prison Bic pen tattoo.




I once danced with a chick who seriously had 4 or 5 different guys names on her, and all on the same thigh. It was too funny. All jailhouse style too![]()
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...for those wanting to french kiss the devil.
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Originally Posted by Emily
I worked with a girl who had THUG LIFE tattooed on the bottom of her ass, where it meets the legs.... totally Prison Ink style... bad handwriting and all. She then got petals tattooed, greyscale, around her nips. Ew.
Here's one for ya.
http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/stupid_tattoo.jpg
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ive never understood the cartoon character tatoos some girls get....like the little tweety bird tatoos. i think those are completly pointless. (srry for those of u who have 1...maybe someone can explain?)![]()
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Originally Posted by Glamgirl
Good thing he has an innie.
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
lmao!
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It's Kevin from the Backstreet Boys.Originally Posted by MeganS
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^I knew who it was, I just really didn't want to jump in and shout out "NO! It'S A BACKSTREET BOY!". Thanks for saving me.
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This one is done very well! I'd like to see the face of the guy on their first time when he'd like to kiss her down there! haha!Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
this is on the first link that was posted in this thread. I swear if I die and someone gets a shitty tattoo like this in my memory I will come up from the grave and kill them.
http://www.bigdogzink.com/images/S4020955.JPG




That tattoo shop SO bad.
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Christopher that is one of your tattoos. Quit trying to play it offOriginally Posted by MrChristopher
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