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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver
    Holy geezus, is that who I think it is???? K Fed? Please no.
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    2 horrible ones (several of my friends work at tattoo shops here)

    1st one: and I asked my friend Rob (tat artist) what the most fucked up work he personally ever did was. I saw the poloroid of it myself.

    It was on a guys calf and it was a big picture of an old man standing up in a bathtub holding up/hugging a young boy (arms around old mans neck holding himself up) while having anal sex with the boy. Sorta front view of the old man and back view of the kid, giant cartoonish dick.. disturbing

    2nd was a story the guys at Psycho Tattoo tell (not sure if it's a "tattoo shop wives tale" or not).

    Friend of theirs was in line at the bank, a few people behind a very obese (huge) lady with a typical-looking chinese symbol tattooed on the side of her neck. He happened to speak and read whatever language it was written in and it said something like "disgusting, fat pig". The lady catches him looking at it and nervously turns and hides it from him. They end up walking out of the bank at the very same time. While in the doorway she says, "so I guess you can read what this says?" dude says "well, yes" and she told him the story behind it.. She had been dating a tattoo artist and had been procrastinating getting her neck work done.. She had sometihing nice and meaningful picked out (chinese characters) but had simply procrastinated having her boyfriend do the work for whatever reasons.. months later he caught her cheating on him, she was completely unaware he had discovered her affair. Now tattoo-artist/boyfriend says he has time to do the work she wanted on her neck... you can figure out the rest...

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    I would have to say getting "goatse" tattooed on yourself qualifies as the worst

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    ^^^ ewww......that is SO nasty...
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    the dude is nastier. lol

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    Default Re: The Worst Tattoo's in the World

    Okay... I have a few...



    ...& the bad thing is that I AM a Star Wars fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Simpsons one is fake.



    I don't know if I love it, hate it, or want it.
    GEEK TATTOOS!!!! I love it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha_Male
    I would have to say getting "goatse" tattooed on yourself qualifies as the worst


    Looks like Billy Jean King................


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    Well done, but weird....

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    I have a tattoo of where i used to work... (Esso Gas station) but it means a lot to me... The start of new things!!! Lol!!! Most of my other tats are bad but only cause they aren't finished... I regret some tats... but only cause they aren't finished! Cheers to ink!

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    DeeJayOz lol I saw the fashion swat for tattoos on something awful too

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    too bad I never got pictures of some of the tattoos I have seen in person on certain strippers.

    They are some of the worst.

    My favorite was "F R E $ H" tattooed in HUGE letters across a girl's ass. And it was all shaky handed and crappily done at that. Like a prison Bic pen tattoo.

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    I once danced with a chick who seriously had 4 or 5 different guys names on her, and all on the same thigh. It was too funny. All jailhouse style too
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    ...for those wanting to french kiss the devil.
    Last edited by WiseGuy_TX; 12-01-2007 at 07:13 AM.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    My favorite was "F R E $ H" tattooed in HUGE letters across a girl's ass. And it was all shaky handed and crappily done at that. Like a prison Bic pen tattoo.


    I worked with a girl who had THUG LIFE tattooed on the bottom of her ass, where it meets the legs.... totally Prison Ink style... bad handwriting and all. She then got petals tattooed, greyscale, around her nips. Ew.



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    ive never understood the cartoon character tatoos some girls get....like the little tweety bird tatoos. i think those are completly pointless. (srry for those of u who have 1...maybe someone can explain?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamgirl

    Good thing he has an innie.
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    lmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS
    Holy geezus, is that who I think it is???? K Fed? Please no.
    It's Kevin from the Backstreet Boys.



    (2nd from left)

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    ^I knew who it was, I just really didn't want to jump in and shout out "NO! It'S A BACKSTREET BOY!". Thanks for saving me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ...for those wanting to french kiss the devil.
    This one is done very well! I'd like to see the face of the guy on their first time when he'd like to kiss her down there! haha!

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    this is on the first link that was posted in this thread. I swear if I die and someone gets a shitty tattoo like this in my memory I will come up from the grave and kill them.

    http://www.bigdogzink.com/images/S4020955.JPG

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    That tattoo shop SO bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    ^I knew who it was, I just really didn't want to jump in and shout out "NO! It'S A BACKSTREET BOY!". Thanks for saving me.
    Christopher that is one of your tattoos. Quit trying to play it off
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