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    Default mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    ok i asked about this in the pink forum, but got a ton of hateful responses... so I'll try it here.

    have you ever used one of those love gloves? (fake vag / tube of silicone filled with lube) well I have to say they are pretty nice- it feels like the real thing, maybe better.

    ok my real question is:
    has anyone ever considered going into the couch dance room while wearing one? If the girl didn't know, and she grinded away as usual, it would feel like she's banging you!

    This may seem like a revolutionary idea, but I'm sure someone must have tried it... anyone care to share your experiences?

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    I think that is an AWESOME idea. You rock vzippa!
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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    girls,
    try to resist the urge to ridicule my idea.
    awesome as it may be.

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    Don't worry, vzippa. People doubted Alexander Graham Bell when he tried to get them to invest in the telephone. You may be a pioneer of strip club perversion.

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    By the way, just out of curiosity, wouldn't having such a thing in your pants at the sc be too cumbersome?

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    I've thought about getting a fleshlight, but I think my hand would get jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vzippa
    ok my real question is: has anyone ever considered going into the couch dance room while wearing one? If the girl didn't know, and she grinded away as usual, it would feel like she's banging you!
    well, the principal is not a new idea. years ago, some guy was selling this product called the "Lap Liner" on the internet. basically, it was a lube-filled pouch that went inside the pants. it had a hole so the guy could stick his schlong in it. if it's still here and you can find it. i started a thread with a link to the patent office which had a picture of a similar device.
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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    that is seriously f---ed up.

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    shoot, someone already beat me to it with the "lap liner"

    well, here's the problem with the love glove: if you're not fully aroused then it might slip off (unless you're hung like an elephant of course) so you would either have to be hard for the entire time you're in the club, or perhaps a new design is in order.

    I'm envisioning, a love glove that you wear like underwear, it would wrap around the waist so when you put your cocknballs in there it would hold everything in place. Basically it would look like a soft latex phalace attached to a thong or waist band. As you become aroused, little lube packets would hydrolically pump the thing full of grease(controled via remote) and then when you've finished, those same hydrolics suck up all the jiz, and you can empty/clean it later.

    Brilliant!

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    Not brilliant. Just terribly sick! For the cost of such a thing (what would happen should it malfunction!?!), why don't you just go to a prostitute?

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    Hmmm, I think I saw those things at one of those girlie sex toy parties. Its like a silicon-jelly sleeve that you lube up and put over your small peener when having sex so you feel fuller to the woman? Or use it for jerking off? Wouldn't one need pretty direct stimulation on that thing to feel its effects? Otherwise, if you just want to prevent a jizz mess, why don't you just wear a condom inside your pants and save the $$$ for more lapdances!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokeless
    Not brilliant. Just terribly sick! For the cost of such a thing (what would happen should it malfunction!?!), why don't you just go to a prostitute?

    You know a prostitute that you can order for $ 19.95 by calling the number on your TV?

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    Default Re: mileage booster = loveglove, pocket-rocket

    Quote Originally Posted by kdogg247
    You know a prostitute that you can order for $ 19.95 by calling the number on your TV?
    Come to think of it, no. You're absolutely right! Actually, Katrine's the one who's got it right. I know a few places I can get a good grind for $20.

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