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    Default The Dirtiest Songs You Know

    List as many as you can think of.

    Thanks!

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    Put it in your Mouth- Akinyele

    You wanna go down why not
    I be like herbie and hand-you-a-cock
    And tell you that my name is ak
    Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
    Blow.........

    Im all about not fuckin
    Only if you down for dick suckin
    If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin.......

    No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
    Swallowin {gurgle}....gargle it....


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    Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
    Raheem - I Wanna Fuck You
    Ghetto Boyz - Gangsta Boogie (Remix)
    2 Live Crew - Pop That Pussy
    2 Live Crew - Dick Almighty
    Akon + Snoop - I Wanna Fuck You
    Byz - Do You Wanna Fuck
    Eazy E - Gimme That Nut
    Ghetto Boyz - Die Motherfucker
    Schooly D - Mr. Big Dick
    Young Jeezy - I Do This
    Young Jeezy - Tear That Pussy Up
    Young Joc - Knock The Pussy Out
    David Allen Coe - Fuck The Shit Outta You
    Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
    Cramps - Let's Get Fucked Up
    Demented Are Go - Queen Of Disease

    Jesus don't even get me started looking through my punk collection...
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    I like "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches. It's the song that starts with the lyrics, "Suckin on my titties..." It has such a great beat.

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    Khia - My Back

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    I think Pornstar by Cargo is dirty. The part where he 'comes' always makes me cringe...it's icky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zabrina
    I like "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches. It's the song that starts with the lyrics, "Suckin on my titties..." It has such a great beat.
    oh thanks for the title! That's the song from the strip club scene in Lost in Translation, and I always wondered what the song was.

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    ^Yep that was the first time I heard it, too.

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    ^Great song, thanks guys!

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    Well hypothetically if you have had enough of your room full of useless non-tipping ass hat custy's or tired of your thieving,lying, drug addict worthless manager and ready to change clubs my current favorite room and job clearing song is Dj Paul Vs. The Headbanger "Your Mother Sucks ***ks In Hell". If your looking for dirty that you can get away with how about 504 Boys "I Can Tell". Nice list X Evans X!!!

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    Honestly I don't really plan on dancing to any of these, maybe Fuck the Pain Away, but that might just because I loved the movie/the peaches. This is more of a personal collection thing .

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    That wasn't meant to be taken seriously, I just happened across this song (which just happened to take over my top spot for offensive) in that ever elusive quest to find songs that make you girls swoon,give big hugs, and maybe even throw a banana every once in a while!!

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    If you dig that Peaches song you should also check out her 'operate' (from mean girls ST i think) and 'downtown'.

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    Yes, I think Fatherfucker might be my favorite album of hers.

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    the teaches of peaches album i like to call my dirty fucking album, cos u can do exactly that to it lol
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    Dre and Snoop- I just wanna fuck you
    Ice Cube- If I was fucking you
    Lil kim & too Short- Call me
    504 Boyz- I can tell you want to fuck
    And I agree about Akinyele but it's " I'm all about MOUTH Fuckin, but only if ya down for dick suckin..."
    "YOU CAN LICK IT ,YOU CAN FLIP IT, YOU CAN TASTE IT,
    I'M TALKIN EVERY DRIP DROP, DONTCHA WASTE IT
    BABY SLURP IT UP ITS ENOUGH TO FILL YOUR CUP
    IT'S FINGER LICKIN GOOD AND IM WISHIN THAT YOU WOULD
    GO DOWN................................"
    Very dirty song, I like.

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    Oh man, thanks for the Peaches thing. I'm downloading tons of her stuff, and it's funny, sexy music. Hee hee. Thanks. Makes me giggle and groove

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    It has a great beat and is dirty:

    Korn-"Beat It Upright"

    Are you ready for a good pounding baby? (get down)
    Are you ready to get it on? (get down, get down)
    Don't pretend you're not fucking freaky baby (get down)
    I will spank that ass just for fun (get down)

    Ass up high
    Make a motherfucker cry
    It's so good that I could die
    Help me stay alive

    The time is right
    I want to feel if you're tight
    I'm down to do this all night
    I'm gonna beat it up right

    I'll behave
    Oh my god
    Make me beg
    My god
    Yes I'm ready for a good flogging baby (get down(my god))
    Come on beat my ass just for fun (get down, (my god) get down)
    Don't let up till my ass is bleeding baby (get down(my god))
    Don't let up until you are done (get down, on the ground)

    Ass up high
    Make a motherfucker cry
    It's so good that I could die
    Help me stay alive

    The time is right
    I wanna feel if you're tight
    I'm down to do this all night
    I'm gonna beat it up right

    We're going on hold on
    I'm gonna turn you inside-out, upside down
    Don't try to run and hide
    Yes it's true what they say about my kind

    Are you ready for a good pounding baby? (get down)
    Are you ready to get it on? (get down, get down)
    Don't pretend you're not fucking freaky baby (get down)
    I will spank that ass just for fun (get down, on the ground)

    Ass up high
    Make a motherfucker cry
    It's so good that I could die
    Help me stay alive

    The time is right
    I wanna feel if you're tight
    I'm down to do this all night
    I'm gunna beat it up right

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    Sublime- Caress Me Down

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    LORDS OF ACID. NO MORE MUST BE SAID.
    get the "I wanna see your pussy" song, and "spank my booty," umm... "boom i fucked your boyfriend..." let's see, everything they've ever done??

    i must confess, i occasionally feel an urge to dance to "pussy," it's so funny with a girl singer... speaking of peaches, get "two guys" that's what i'm talking about!!!

    dirty? insane clown posse. i absolutely ABHOR this group. one of the girls played them once and i winced..... blargh. i love controversy as much as anyone, but shocking and upsetting every customer in the club is different.

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    You've got to add 'Evil Dick' by Body Count
    In order to be the best, you must lose your mind - Well, 3/4 of the way there....

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    Pretty much anything by 2 Live Crew or Lil' Kim.






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    Mr. Bungle
    The Girls of Porn

    Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
    It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
    Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

    The urge is too much to take
    All I can think about is playing with myself
    It's time to masturbate
    I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

    Ginger...Ginger

    My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
    But the girls of porn want more
    So I flip throught the pages one more time
    And I just let the jism fly

    Yeah yeah yeah

    A quarter for a peep show
    A private booth or talking to a naked whore
    XXX video
    976 and I can whack it on the phone

    Nobody's home, I'm alone
    The devil in Miss Jones
    Nobody's home, I'm alone
    Aja & John Holmes

    We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
    Hairy balls and hairy bushes
    S & M, whips and chains
    Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
    We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
    Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
    We got rape, necro & both ways
    And lots of hung studs for all you gays
    We got incest & bestiality too
    We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
    We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
    And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
    There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
    And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
    Senior citizens who love to watch
    And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

    Ain't got no woman next to me
    I just got this magazine
    And what's on the TV screen
    But that's okay with me

    I was trained to fuck you baby...

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    "Flower" by Liz Phair.

    Every time I see your face
    I get all wet between my legs
    Every time you pass me by
    I heave a sigh of pain

    Every time I see your face
    I think of things unpure unchaste
    I want to fuck you like a dog
    Ill take you home and make you like it

    Everything you ever wanted
    Everything you ever thought of is
    Everything Ill do to you Ill fuck you and your minions too

    Your face reminds me of a flower
    Kind of like youre underwater
    Hairs too long and in your eyes
    Your lips- a perfect suck me size

    You act like youre fourteen years old
    Everything you say is so
    Obnoxious, funny, rude and mean
    I want to be your blowjob queen

    Youre probably shy and introspective
    Thats not part of my objective
    I just want your fresh young jimmy
    Jamming slamming ramming in me

    Every time I see your face
    I think of things unpure unchaste
    I want to fuck you like a dog Ill take you home and make you like it

    Everything you ever wanted
    Everything you ever thought of is
    Everything Ill do to you
    Ill fuck you til your dick is blue
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/ggalli...kingwhore.html
    http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/ggallin/imarapist.html

    these songs, or shall i say this artist, is really fucking nuts. read these lyrics, you'll wanna puke.
    p.s this is the music my bf loves!

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