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    So I was at the laundermutt and as I'm walking out they had a pet colonge bar. I thought it would be great to have some for between bath refreshening so I bought some fruity scented stuff.

    Used it the other day and my dogs totally smell like strippers! When they walk up to me I think they're gonna ask for a dance. I'm half way tempted to take the label off, leave it in the dressing room of the club and see how many girls smell like Mango Madness Coat freshener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    I'm half way tempted to take the label off, leave it in the dressing room of the club and see how many girls smell like Mango Madness Coat freshener.
    I say do it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    Used it the other day and my dogs totally smell like strippers! When they walk up to me I think they're gonna ask for a dance.
    Hey, I've seen (and received) plenty of dances that are really not much different than a dog humping your leg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    I'm half way tempted to take the label off, leave it in the dressing room of the club and see how many girls smell like Mango Madness Coat freshener.
    If you don't do that tonight I will no longer have any respect for you!

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    Default Re: Now my dogs smell like strippers

    You should do it, but there needs to be some sneaky hidden camera footage for our giggly benefit. Bonus points if the girl walks around going "OMG, don't you just love my new scent?"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    "OMG, don't you just love my new scent?"
    eau d' Bitches In Heat

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    do it!
    do it!
    do it!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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