Kind of funny. A little rant someone I know wrote. Below:
I really hate when people send out their Christmas cards updating you on what their family has done for the past year like anyone actually cares. Like i care if "Lauren is getting straight A's at college and is working hard at her internship because she believes this will catapult her into a future she will love"...why dont they ever tell you the good stuff like, "Lauren's been out chugging beers like a champ, sucking numerous random cocks, is a huge fan of bukkake, and thinks she may be knocked up."
Mine this year will have a pic of me in a santa suit with random indian children from the neighborhood surrounding me and will state;
"Season's greetings everyone, You will be happy to know that Kyle has continued to follow his passion of binge drinking, blacking out, having numerous sexual encounters with random females sometimes not even knowing their names, and serving his community. It has been a good year for him, he has managed to not get himself locked up at all this year and his porn collection has been growing exponentially."



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