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    Is it just me or does anyone else find the acting in this show cheesey as hell? Seriously.. CSI Vegas is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better... I dont know what it is but the actors for CSI Miami drive me crazy and seem so damn cheesey..

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    hehehe i know what you mean...that one red head dude (main actor) cant act if his life depended on it. Vegas is better...thats my fav CSI series

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    I think it was a mistake to make anything other than the original CSI.

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    I thought I was the only one who thought that!

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    I watch all three but I love the original best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3
    hehehe i know what you mean...that one red head dude (main actor) cant act if his life depended on it.
    I couldn't agree more. This guy seems to have a really bad case of facial paralysis. And then there's this blonde girl that comes across as a real conceited bitch. My bf keeps switching it on though because he thinks that Boavista chick looks hot.

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    Yes, yes, YES!!!

    But, I don't think you are getting the point. That is on purpose...They do that with specific intent...

    I ONLY watch CSI: Miami...I don't watch, Vegas, NY or whatever the hell else the got.

    CSI:Miami is the CSI creators chance to make fun of themselves. And use up those ridiculous ideas that no one would buy on the "serious" CSIs. This is where they have fun. All of the actors, most especially David Caruso, are not taking themselves, their characters or the show too damn seriously and it makes for some of the best TV.

    Seriously, after South Park, the moment at the beginning of CSI: Miami where David Caruso gives the cheesiest line he can come up with, right before the opening credits, (My favorite from this season, "...but they're not gonna get away with murder.") is one of the funniest moments of the week. And the absolute best is whenever a kid is on the show, which is why they randomly insert them all the time. Horatio has such a great rapport with kids who absolutely love him. David Caruso has no chemistry at all with children who all seem afraid of him. The conflict as Caruso tries to portray Horatio is truly inspired comedy.

    I think you are missing the point of CSI: Miami. Forget the other CSI's, they are dramas. This show is a comedy and it is a great one.

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    I watch all the CSI's except that one. David Caruso irritates the crap out of me. Seriously, I wanna hit the guy in the throat with a hockey stick.



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    Yeah Miami sucks! The original is my fav show, NY is good, but David Caruso says everything sooooooooo dramatically. Reminds me of a guy in one of my high school plays. I keep expecting that really dramatic duh-duh-duh like in a bad soap opera.

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    I don't mind NY, but I still think it's like overkill to do the whole spinoff thing.

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    David Caruso is irritating. Anyone remember after he left NYPD Blue years ago to "pursue his film career" and he made crap like Jade? Yeah. One of the best moments from early South Park was when Stan leapt out of the tree into the lake and goes "Hey guys...watch me do my impression of David Caruso's career!". GenWar makes an interesting argument about it being on purpose, but I dunno. I like the original one. As much as I like Gary Sinise, I don't really like the NY one, either. Same with L&O:Criminal Intent....I think Vincent D'onofrio is amazing, but the show is kinda bleh. Come to think of it, Caruso reminds me of the "Master Thespian" sketch from SNL. "GENIUS!" "Thank you! I was ACTING!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    One of the best moments from early South Park was when Stan leapt out of the tree into the lake and goes "Hey guys...watch me do my impression of David Caruso's career!"
    Hey! I remember that (now that you mention it)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona
    I watch all the CSI's except that one. David Caruso irritates the crap out of me. Seriously, I wanna hit the guy in the throat with a hockey stick.
    This is exactly how I feel about that idiot. I can't watch anything with him in it or I get this overwhelming urge to kick my TV in. He's fugly. He looks like someone smacked him in the face repeatedly with a shovel. And, of course, he can't act at all. Bleh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    One of the best moments from early South Park was when Stan leapt out of the tree into the lake and goes "Hey guys...watch me do my impression of David Caruso's career!".
    It was the very first episode of South Park, entitled "Cartman gets an anal probe." and it was Ike, Kyle's little brother. He had been kidnapped by aliens and had made his way to the rear of the ship where the aliens had left the hatch open. As the aliens prepared to depart, Stan, Kyle and the boys are shouting for Ike to jump. After numerous attempts to get him to jump, Kyle comes up with an inspiration. "Hey, Ike!" he yells. "Do your impression of David Caruso's career?" Ike straightens, says, "It's my turn." in his serious little baby voice, and jumps from the ship, falling into a pile of snow.

    Sorry, but I am very anal about South Park

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    Duly noted, sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    This is exactly how I feel about that idiot. I can't watch anything with him in it or I get this overwhelming urge to kick my TV in. He's fugly. He looks like someone smacked him in the face repeatedly with a shovel. And, of course, he can't act at all. Bleh!

    Yup. The worst thing about him is he REALLY really thinks he's this total badass and a real actor.

    Bahahahaha! Loser. hehe



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Is it just me or does anyone else find the acting in this show cheesey as hell? Seriously.. CSI Vegas is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better... I dont know what it is but the actors for CSI Miami drive me crazy and seem so damn cheesey..
    That's because it IS cheesey. I think CSI NY is the absolute worst..then it's Miami..with Vegas being my #1 choice. They aint got nothing on my Criminal Minds or Law & Orders though..now THAT'S talent







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    When it comes to acting ability William Petersen pisses all over David Caruso. If you want to watch a great thriller rent Manhunter. It's so much better than Silence of the Lambs.

    Petersen is a co-producer on the orginal CSI series. If I remember correctly, he didn't want there to be any spin-off series.
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    I really only watch miami until the first commercial break when the body's just been discovered and Horatio delivers his deadpan comic book style zinger. Masterful.

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    Looks like its gonna be Gen and I watchin all the comical goodness! LOL


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    funny I was just saying to someone the other day how the read headed guy is sooo overdramatic and phony. But for some reason I still watch the damn show.

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    For some reason, I find Grisam (Peterson) irresistible....

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