Is it just me or does anyone else find the acting in this show cheesey as hell? Seriously.. CSI Vegas is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better... I dont know what it is but the actors for CSI Miami drive me crazy and seem so damn cheesey..
Is it just me or does anyone else find the acting in this show cheesey as hell? Seriously.. CSI Vegas is SOOOOOOOOOOO much better... I dont know what it is but the actors for CSI Miami drive me crazy and seem so damn cheesey..




hehehe i know what you mean...that one red head dude (main actor) cant act if his life depended on it.Vegas is better...thats my fav CSI series





I think it was a mistake to make anything other than the original CSI.
I thought I was the only one who thought that!





I watch all three but I love the original best.
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I couldn't agree more. This guy seems to have a really bad case of facial paralysis. And then there's this blonde girl that comes across as a real conceited bitch. My bf keeps switching it on though because he thinks that Boavista chick looks hot.Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3




Yes, yes, YES!!!
But, I don't think you are getting the point. That is on purpose...They do that with specific intent...
I ONLY watch CSI: Miami...I don't watch, Vegas, NY or whatever the hell else the got.
CSI:Miami is the CSI creators chance to make fun of themselves. And use up those ridiculous ideas that no one would buy on the "serious" CSIs. This is where they have fun. All of the actors, most especially David Caruso, are not taking themselves, their characters or the show too damn seriously and it makes for some of the best TV.
Seriously, after South Park, the moment at the beginning of CSI: Miami where David Caruso gives the cheesiest line he can come up with, right before the opening credits, (My favorite from this season, "...but they're not gonna get away with murder.") is one of the funniest moments of the week. And the absolute best is whenever a kid is on the show, which is why they randomly insert them all the time. Horatio has such a great rapport with kids who absolutely love him. David Caruso has no chemistry at all with children who all seem afraid of him. The conflict as Caruso tries to portray Horatio is truly inspired comedy.
I think you are missing the point of CSI: Miami. Forget the other CSI's, they are dramas. This show is a comedy and it is a great one.
-gen
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
I watch all the CSI's except that one. David Caruso irritates the crap out of me. Seriously, I wanna hit the guy in the throat with a hockey stick.
Yeah Miami sucks! The original is my fav show, NY is good, but David Caruso says everything sooooooooo dramatically. Reminds me of a guy in one of my high school plays. I keep expecting that really dramatic duh-duh-duh like in a bad soap opera.





I don't mind NY, but I still think it's like overkill to do the whole spinoff thing.![]()





David Caruso is irritating. Anyone remember after he left NYPD Blue years ago to "pursue his film career" and he made crap like Jade? Yeah. One of the best moments from early South Park was when Stan leapt out of the tree into the lake and goes "Hey guys...watch me do my impression of David Caruso's career!". GenWar makes an interesting argument about it being on purpose, but I dunno. I like the original one. As much as I like Gary Sinise, I don't really like the NY one, either. Same with L&O:Criminal Intent....I think Vincent D'onofrio is amazing, but the show is kinda bleh. Come to think of it, Caruso reminds me of the "Master Thespian" sketch from SNL. "GENIUS!" "Thank you! I was ACTING!"
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Hey! I remember that (now that you mention it)!Originally Posted by MrChristopher
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This is exactly how I feel about that idiot. I can't watch anything with him in it or I get this overwhelming urge to kick my TV in. He's fugly. He looks like someone smacked him in the face repeatedly with a shovel. And, of course, he can't act at all. Bleh!Originally Posted by Sirona




It was the very first episode of South Park, entitled "Cartman gets an anal probe." and it was Ike, Kyle's little brother. He had been kidnapped by aliens and had made his way to the rear of the ship where the aliens had left the hatch open. As the aliens prepared to depart, Stan, Kyle and the boys are shouting for Ike to jump. After numerous attempts to get him to jump, Kyle comes up with an inspiration. "Hey, Ike!" he yells. "Do your impression of David Caruso's career?" Ike straightens, says, "It's my turn." in his serious little baby voice, and jumps from the ship, falling into a pile of snow.Originally Posted by MrChristopher
Sorry, but I am very anal about South Park![]()
-gen
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno





Duly noted, sir.![]()
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
Originally Posted by Rhiannon
Yup. The worst thing about him is he REALLY really thinks he's this total badass and a real actor.
Bahahahaha! Loser. hehe





That's because it IS cheesey. I think CSI NY is the absolute worst..then it's Miami..with Vegas being my #1 choice. They aint got nothing on my Criminal Minds or Law & Orders though..now THAT'S talentOriginally Posted by Cally
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Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
When it comes to acting ability William Petersen pisses all over David Caruso. If you want to watch a great thriller rent Manhunter. It's so much better than Silence of the Lambs.
Petersen is a co-producer on the orginal CSI series. If I remember correctly, he didn't want there to be any spin-off series.
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I really only watch miami until the first commercial break when the body's just been discovered and Horatio delivers his deadpan comic book style zinger. Masterful.





Looks like its gonna be Gen and I watchin all the comical goodness! LOL
Did anyone see the commercial for the Hallow's episode of NCIS? "Nice costume guys, but you spelled CSI wrong on yer hats"
BAHAHAHAA!
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
funny I was just saying to someone the other day how the read headed guy is sooo overdramatic and phony. But for some reason I still watch the damn show.![]()
For some reason, I find Grisam (Peterson) irresistible....
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