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    Default The worst hustle

    When the girl says, "I'm so horny!"

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    Ick. Agreed. Or when they say "Boo hooo I'm not making any money tonight and my 10 babies and four cats are starving to death I can't even buy them a carton of milk and I haven't eaten in 6 years!"

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    Default Re: The worst hustle

    haw, when I want better shifts at my club and I have to argue with management, I tell them I have a hungry cat to feed.

    I agree that the pity trips are tacky and embarrassing to hear out on the floor, though.

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    Haha, yeah I'd be all for feeding the cat story to schedule makers. As long as their wasn't mucho girls with hungry kids first. But a cat's gotta eat!

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    Sad Re: The worst hustle

    But I *do* have four cats.

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    Default Re: The worst hustle

    and i often was so horny...

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    Default Re: The worst hustle

    wanna dance?

    As much as I have worked in strip clubs, this approach really doesn't work. That is THE worst hustle IMO and experience. There are very few clubs where it can and does work.

    on the flip side... another worst hustle is when a dancer(s) will sit at a table of patrons... and sit there... and sit there some more... it can be 45 mins later... and then the guy(s) go for a dance. That is just as worse as the wanna dance as not only does it not allow the poor patron to be able to socialise with other dancers (as those dancers have not moved and thus made way for you to be able to approach the table) .... you are wasting your time!

    Even if the club is dead slow do not sit at the same table for more than 4 songs in a row!


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    My worst hustle ever:

    This summer I was normally getting $50/dance, and I would do 3 for $140. So it was a slow night and I was talking to this guy who was really sweet. He was telling me how he was a single father and unemployed and stuff, so when he asked how much dances were I told him I'd do 3 for $100 for him. It turned out he'd just gotten a huge disability settlement and I danced for him until we closed (like, 3 or 4 hours) for $33/song when I could have been getting $50/song. Worst (but good, too) he kept coming back and keeping me dancing until close... which was good, but it could have been better if I would have just charged him the normal $50.



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    I have to agree with GC Girl and the wannadance thing. Its old, tired, played out, and it doesn't work. The I'm too good/busy/bored/hot whatever to give a fuck about what you have to say is a total turn off to patrons most of the time, and I am guilty of using it too often myself. Unless the room truly is BUSY, or there is special deal going around, dancers should avoid wannadance at all cost. Even if the room is very busy, use a short modified version (better) version of wanna. Simply saying "Hi, I'm ______, would you like to join me for a private dance/for some fun," or whatever you wanna insert. We all know the begging routine is the worst, but far too many entertainers use wannadance constantly.

    Also, a lot of girls DON'T realize that sitting with customers too long costs us all money. If he's not interested in getting a dance with you, give the other dancer the chance to sell to him. Sitting with him until he gets the dance because he wants you to go away, will only sour his strip club experience, and NOT make him a repeat customer. This one thing I don't EVER do. Besides, you never know who IS waiting for you to come over while you're wasting time sitting with a man who is not spending.
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    yeah Pixie, but You have a way of making even the bad shifts profitable

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    Default Re: The worst hustle

    Jumping on a guy, and without asking, ripping your clothes off and dancing for 10 songs...and then demanding $300 or you'll get the guy kicked out of the club.

    The dancers at my club do it all the time and of course when I come along to that same guy, he takes his anger out on me, thinking that I will do the same thing.

    I think you are taking a HUGE risk when you just start dancing and dont ask first or dont let him know when each song ends--some guys may pay cuz they dont want problems, but they may never come back to the club again.

    Of course, I'm not the one leaving with $1,000 every night either---maybe I should start doing that too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM
    Jumping on a guy, and without asking, ripping your clothes off and dancing for 10 songs...and then demanding $300 or you'll get the guy kicked out of the club.
    AAAAAAAAHHHH! Hatehatehatehatehatehatehate!

    I was sitting with a guy who was paying me hourly on the floor (we don't have separate dance rooms) and one of the girls who had been dancing for his friend came over and started dancing for him. We both assumed that his friend had sent him a dance. So I danced with her. And she kept going. I asked (quietly -- I didn't want to be a mood killer) who was sponsoring the dances after the third song or so (I know, dumb), but she didn't hear me/pretended not to hear me.
    Then after a bunch of songs, she demanded her money. Oh yeah, my customer was pissed the fuck off, and her stupid actions (and my stupid inaction) screwed me out of at least another hour with him.
    Thank goodness management instituted a policy of "if you aren't keeping track of the dances for the customer, at least with a verbal 'we're at x dances which equals y dollars,' you don't get to argue with the customer over money or you will get suspended or fired."

    "Wanna dance?" also sucks, especially if they get pouty and pissy when somebody says no.

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    WOW I totally would NEVER jsut start danceing without asking or being asked first.
    Worst thing to say .. Im tired .. sore .. long day .. what ever. That makes them NOT want a dance. If they like you they would hate to inconvieneice you by making you dance when youa re so tired or sore or what ever.
    You dont have to be bouncing off the walls but you shouldnt be falling asleep either or makig the custy feel like you dont want to dance.
    ALso .. This sux! It sux in here !!! OMG .. dont tell them that! you want them to like it not think it sux. If he says its slow tell hime "we can have lots of fun .. jsut the two of us" or"it only takes two to have a good tme" "great, that means i will have plenty of time to hang our with you" There are lots of things .. but you shouldnt point out how bad it is.

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    I fake worst hustles to be funny. Like a guy told me how this girl complained all night about feeding her six kids. I was all, 'that bitch! She KNOWS my SEVEN kids need braces for college and she's trying to pull the pity card? God, how is Timmy going to get his new leg from the accident with her undermining me like that?' weep. Sob. Weep. They think it's funny and eat it up. ALL about presentatio


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    ^I do that too LOL



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    I know a dancer who brags about starting or continuing a dance without the customer's permission. She thinks it's pretty funny.

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    Walk up to customer, looking bored. Stand in front of him, cock head to one side, put on fake cheesy smile. "wannadance?"

    or

    Sit on one guy's lap, ask for a dance. He says no thanks. Look at his friend and say "then buy him a dance". Friend is calling over another dancer, and saying no to you. Keep sitting there, giving the evil-eye to the other dancer who has now arrived and is waiting for you to get the fuck out of the way so she can do the dance she's just been asked to do. (Friend is buying a dance for the guy YOU are sitting on) Tell guy you're sitting on AGAIN to buy a dance for the friend, who by now is giving you the cross-fingers and trying to shoo you away. Finally get pissy and tromp away in a huff.

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    asking for a second song:
    *crass* "wannanother?"

    "well if you arent going to dance with me at LEAST you can tip me" (when refusal of tip) "FUCK YOU"... causes scene.

    Love it!

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    I hate when girls blow smoke in the guy's face & talk about their problems. I don't think making them feel sorry for you is considered hustling, I think it just makes them feel sorry for you. LOL.

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    Heres another bad hustling scenario:

    Dancer(D): 'You wannadance'
    Custy(C): 'No thanks'
    D: 'Come on, you don't wanna have any fun'
    C: 'No thanks, Im all set right now'
    D: 'Are you sure, you look like you could use some fun'
    C: 'yeah I'm sure'
    D: 'Come on back and play with me, if your dick don't move you don't have to pay'
    C: (still trying to be polite) 'No thanks'
    D: 'Come on hon, you know you wanna play with me'
    C: 'Sorry, I don't have any money

    Dancer keeps trying to 'hustle' him into a dance, and eventually gets a dance with one of this guys friends. The guy ends up getting a dance with another girl. Dancer above sees him get a dance with another dancer. She approaches table again and says(loudly):
    "Theres the liar!" "Don't tell me you don't have money for a dance when you do!" "You don't lie to me, I saw you go back with the other girl!" "Now you have to get a dance with me for lying to me!!!"

    Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i hate the wannadance thing.

    thing that really grinds my gears is that in my club were now hiring a...lets say...wide variety of girls. No joke girls who cant dance, don't like talking, hate getting their clothes off and cry if someone says no. How do they expect to earn money?

    however one of them is the top earner!!!! you know how we all have good days, bad days and ok days at work - great money shit money and acceptable money.

    she always has great days. Im not joking. I'v walked out onto the floor before and seen no customers - looked at the dance tally and shes done like 8! and weve only been open 15 minutes! so she grabbed the guys that did come in, got everything - then sent them packing.

    iv finally listened to her

    this is how she does it (without fail i may add!)

    Dancer - D
    Custy - C

    (no eye contact with him, sits down to one alone or a group but only talks to one doesnt even acknowledge the others)

    D: Hi. wanna come for a dance?
    C: no im ok at the moment thanks.
    D: look, its really quiet at the moment/really busy at the moment/the boss isn't looking (whatever excuse you want) so if you come for a dance now I'll make it extra long and extra dirty. So you coming then?
    C: OK

    HOW. THE . FUCK?

    Then to top it off, she has been praised by the boss for beibng the top earner when her dances are one minute. we have our dance times recorded and she does them for like a minute, which makes the guys reluctant to spend more when all they get is a 60 second dick tease - if that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout
    When the girl says, "I'm so horny!"
    That hustle sucks. Is she implying that she will screw the guy? Is so then score for him, if not she is a tease. Giving the custy any false hope or indication that you will give him extras or have sex with him is not a good idea. You never know if that custy is a cop, and you can explain that you were only joking at the police station. This will take 1 day, if you get arrested on a a weekend, it will take 2 to 3 days.

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    Anyway, I have a worst hustle. Going to a custy just before closing with red tearing eyes. Pleading and desperate "PLEASE BUY A DANCE FROM ME!!!" I've seen this happen once. The girl's rent was due.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassfire
    Anyway, I have a worst hustle. Going to a custy just before closing with red tearing eyes. Pleading and desperate "PLEASE BUY A DANCE FROM ME!!!" I've seen this happen once. The girl's rent was due.
    I hope after that, she learned to get her ass to work BEFORE the rent is due

    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick
    Heres another bad hustling scenario:

    Dancer(D): 'You wannadance'
    Custy(C): 'No thanks'
    D: 'Come on, you don't wanna have any fun'
    C: 'No thanks, Im all set right now'
    D: 'Are you sure, you look like you could use some fun'
    C: 'yeah I'm sure'
    D: 'Come on back and play with me, if your dick don't move you don't have to pay'
    C: (still trying to be polite) 'No thanks'
    D: 'Come on hon, you know you wanna play with me'
    C: 'Sorry, I don't have any money

    Dancer keeps trying to 'hustle' him into a dance, and eventually gets a dance with one of this guys friends. The guy ends up getting a dance with another girl. Dancer above sees him get a dance with another dancer. She approaches table again and says(loudly):
    "Theres the liar!" "Don't tell me you don't have money for a dance when you do!" "You don't lie to me, I saw you go back with the other girl!" "Now you have to get a dance with me for lying to me!!!"

    Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!! I would've loved to see that

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    Bridgette, I do remember that she got her dance, boy was she happy. Pathetic and uncalled for yes, but hey it worked.

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    When I first started dancing, I tried 2 bad hustles. How pathetic.

    1.) We had a bachelor party at our club and I had somewhere to be in half an hour to an hour or so. Even though I was friendly, no one cared to tip me a single $1. So what I did, was I filled up on the free shots that came with the bachelor party's open bar. Once I got a good buzz going, I started telling a small group at the bachelor party that the "real" reason I wasn't giving couch dances(in the bachelor party room, we did dances on the sofas out in the open of the room, so people noticed if you had been scoring dances or not), was because I got caught giving head during a dance so management "suspended" my privledge to give dances. And this is considering that I was the club's perfect good girl!(NEVER did extras) I kept confirming this for them until a guy agreed to buy a dance from me. Well, I gave a decent dance but a very ordinary, non-extras one at that. He got all mad and said "yeah right, you were lying before" and sure enough did NOT get a second one. Well, at least I got my $20...I had to leave soon anyway, and wanted to feel like my last 30-60mins. working wasn't a total waste.

    2.) On a particularly dead dayshift, there was a small crowd of fairly young guys. I talked to them and then suggested a dance, but they said no. At the time, I had so many money problems and I wasn't making any money at work that day. So I said to the guy, "Aww, I have 3 kids to take care of." In reality, I had none. He asked me who my kids were, so I rung off the names "Brian, Mike, and Abbie." In reality, these were names of my three FRIENDS, people who'd relied on me for rides, money, my guidance, and at times I really DID feel like a parent to these people because they acted reliant on me. (And here I was, without a car or my own place, and they weren't there to help me. How fucking pathetic.) Well, the guy didn't question the "metaphor" of my words, and quickly took me to the private dance room for a $30 dance! Yes!

    I think the people who succomb to a bad hustle, are either clueless or insecure of themselves. Hells, I was a little insecure when I first started, because I had so many money problems. Then again, there's pathetic loser dancers who keep using a bad hustle because they see that it works a few times.

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