Okay, first of all, your mom does have some responcibility in standing up for herself and telling him that she won't take it anymore. It is not your responcibility to stand up to your dad and his maritial indiscressions.
I'd take the trip and try to lose daddy's girlfriend as soon as we are out of the airport.

I'd also spend the whole trip talking about how hot of a couple your mom and dad are and how gross it is to see them being all flirty and kissy with each other all the time. And UGH! All the sex noises at night is enough to just totally gross you out when you stay over.
Bwahahahaha! And if it is supposed to be a "seceret" that her and your dad are having an affair, she just has to sit and listen to your tales of his sexual relationship with your mom. (you're a stripper so I know you can make up some awfully juicy stuff!)
Maybe even make up some stuff about your parents being swingers, and that is is "normal" for them to be having sex with lots and lots of people. Maybe throw in a bit about when dad thought he had HIV, but it was just a false alarm... hehehehehe!
Oh, I am so evil. I rarely take the high road when I know people are purposefully hurting someone I love.
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