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    ...sooo me and my dad...Meh. We're alright these days, but a few years ago I swore him off because he's such a dick to my mom (cuz he cheats, or has frequent mistresses practically my age to be precise, and then rubs it in all our faces, while not even getting properly divorced or completely 'separated').

    Anyway. I saw him the other day and his new great idea was all "how about I send you and Emily to Europe this spring for a few weeks?".

    "Emily" is his current chick: she's a phD student at the school where he teaches, and she's less than ten years older than me. I've never met her, but he's all "real sure we'll get along". He wants me to meet her, see if we get along, and then send us both abroad for some 'sight seeing and partying' and whatever.

    See, I want an all expensives paid Eurotrip, don't get me wrong. But I don't know about this. I mean, I'm automatically predisposed to hate this girl. And I assume my dad's only doing it this way so he can send HER to Europe and somehow justify it to my mom (he told mom that since Emily is a history student, she'd give me a real good tour). It's all so fucked up, but I wanna see Europe for free...but I don't want to get drunk and throw her off the Eiffel Tower or anything either (my dad of course always thinks we none of us know his 'special' relationships to these women...gag).

    Any thoughts as to what I should do?

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    DON'T DO IT.

    Woah, that's just weird. And really inappropriate of him to suggest, imo. He thinks you don't 'know' he's doing her? Wtf?

    You make enough to be able to pay for your own trip, and trust me, travel just makes any issues you might have with someone all the more pronounced. Sure, all-expenses-paid to Europe sounds great, but it'll turn out to be a big waste if you're continually annoyed with Emily, as you probably will be, just because of the situation.

    Doing the Europe thing should be special, fun, memorable. I wouldn't recommend going with a stranger, even if she wasn't doing your dad.

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    Okay, first of all, your mom does have some responcibility in standing up for herself and telling him that she won't take it anymore. It is not your responcibility to stand up to your dad and his maritial indiscressions.

    I'd take the trip and try to lose daddy's girlfriend as soon as we are out of the airport. I'd also spend the whole trip talking about how hot of a couple your mom and dad are and how gross it is to see them being all flirty and kissy with each other all the time. And UGH! All the sex noises at night is enough to just totally gross you out when you stay over.

    Bwahahahaha! And if it is supposed to be a "seceret" that her and your dad are having an affair, she just has to sit and listen to your tales of his sexual relationship with your mom. (you're a stripper so I know you can make up some awfully juicy stuff!)

    Maybe even make up some stuff about your parents being swingers, and that is is "normal" for them to be having sex with lots and lots of people. Maybe throw in a bit about when dad thought he had HIV, but it was just a false alarm... hehehehehe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Okay, first of all, your mom does have some responcibility in standing up for herself and telling him that she won't take it anymore. It is not your responcibility to stand up to your dad and his maritial indiscressions.

    I'd take the trip and try to lose daddy's girlfriend as soon as we are out of the airport. I'd also spend the whole trip talking about how hot of a couple your mom and dad are and how gross it is to see them being all flirty and kissy with each other all the time. And UGH! All the sex noises at night is enough to just totally gross you out when you stay over.

    Bwahahahaha! And if it is supposed to be a "seceret" that her and your dad are having an affair, she just has to sit and listen to your tales of his sexual relationship with your mom. (you're a stripper so I know you can make up some awfully juicy stuff!)

    Maybe even make up some stuff about your parents being swingers, and that is is "normal" for them to be having sex with lots and lots of people. Maybe throw in a bit about when dad thought he had HIV, but it was just a false alarm... hehehehehe!

    Oh, I am so evil. I rarely take the high road when I know people are purposefully hurting someone I love.
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    I'm with Paris on this one.

    If he wants to use you, fuck it and use him! Take the trip, ditch the bitch and have an awesome time.

    Paris' bit about making up stories is great too. It would totally make a fun plane ride.
    For the swingers stuff: "He probably hasn't brought you to mom because she likes the pretty girls. You're too butch for her..."

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    Well I like Scarlett's idea, but Paris's would be more 'fun'. It just occured to me what if this PHD student has another job.... that would just be down right creapy.
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    Yeah, blech, I think I'll just go with a real friend. Or fuck it, alone would be better. It's true I can afford it and was gonna go anyway.

    Actually, I should talk my mom into a Meditteranean (i can't spell today; i've given up) cruise or something. Haha. Ok Dad, Mom and I are actually just gonna go party up Madrid, but you know, fuckyouverymuch.

    (the worst of the worst things is that it's mostly my mom's coin anyway...I agree she should stand up for herself, but it's easier to forgive her for being weak than it is to forgive him for being the dickiest dick around...it was too hard hating them both)

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    I can't imagine what I'd do in your situation. If I ever met one of the women my dad cheated on my mom with, I'd not be able to controll myself. You bet I'd confront them, and make both of their lives hell, I don't kno who wphysical I would get, but I deffinatly slap the bitch and dump what ever food ort drink was near me onto her. I have very little respect for my father, and absoloutly 0 respect for a home wrecking whore.
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    I hate to be devil's advocate, but maybe give this woman a chance. She might really actually care about your father. You can't help who you have feelings for, and imagine what your father is telling her about how bad his marriage is and how it's practically over and divorce is near. I don't condone how either of them are going about this, and don't go on that trip, but maybe meet her IF YOUR PARENTS ARE REALLY BREAKING UP, BECAUSE chances are that this relationship with Emily will fizzle out and you'll come out smelling like a rose. And you'll get to do some spying for your mother. Your father sounds like a player, but Emily is definitely going to get hurt too. No one seriously sets out to break up families. Most "home wreckers" have been told a lot of half truths by the cheating husband and the woman wants to believe it because she likes the guy. Mistresses always end up getting hurt - seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    Okay, first of all, your mom does have some responcibility in standing up for herself and telling him that she won't take it anymore. It is not your responcibility to stand up to your dad and his maritial indiscressions.

    I'd take the trip and try to lose daddy's girlfriend as soon as we are out of the airport. I'd also spend the whole trip talking about how hot of a couple your mom and dad are and how gross it is to see them being all flirty and kissy with each other all the time. And UGH! All the sex noises at night is enough to just totally gross you out when you stay over.

    Bwahahahaha! And if it is supposed to be a "seceret" that her and your dad are having an affair, she just has to sit and listen to your tales of his sexual relationship with your mom. (you're a stripper so I know you can make up some awfully juicy stuff!)

    Maybe even make up some stuff about your parents being swingers, and that is is "normal" for them to be having sex with lots and lots of people. Maybe throw in a bit about when dad thought he had HIV, but it was just a false alarm... hehehehehe!

    Oh, I am so evil. I rarely take the high road when I know people are purposefully hurting someone I love.
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    Are you sure there's a problem? Maybe they really are swingers, or maybe they have an open relationship. Maybe mom just isn't interested in sex anymore and has given her blessing for him to sleep with other people. Or maybe she's frigid or emasculating to him in bed and he has to meet his needs elsewhere.

    I'm just saying there's two sides to every story, and it's doubtful that the details of their sex life are fully revealed to the kids. It's entirely possible that there is no problem here.

    I would take the trip. Emily might be really cool. I'd make sure mom was comfortable and okay with it though; if he *is* cheating and hurting her, then going to Europe with his mistress might be another slap in the face from her daughter. But if she's fine with it, why not go?

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    Hey, whatev the situation is i'd so get the tickets and ditch the girl.

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    Okay. Don't do it. It's gross and inappropriate and you shouldn't involve yourself. You can pay for yourself if you want; if you don't and it's your mum's money anyway just ask her to pay to send you alone without your dad's "friend". She will or she won't, but you can ask without compromising yourself.
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    Yeah, my mom wouldn't send me, but I could go alone (on my own $$, so as to string free anyway). It's all so weird, true. Better to keep my distance, I agree. The sad thing is my mom will spend money when my dad wants her to, otherwise she's really tight with it. She's always like "oh I'd love to buy that car, but your father would divorce me" (gag).

    And they are so not swingers. That's my dad...I dunno, I use to hear my mom flip at him when his girls called the house, but she's so repressive...ANYWAY I'll save it for a shrink. She's very much in denial, that woman. Thanks for the input. I don't want to hate my parents, or judge them since I don't know the whole story, but things just go better when I stay far away. I keep my own sanity that way.

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    I hate to say this, but I'd rat him out plain and simple.

    No patience for cheaters or liars. It would probably hurt your mom, but isn't she getting hurt anyway? if it's her money, and he doesn't have much of his own, he's also a user.

    That's just me.

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    Someone said give her the bennefit of the doubt. No way. Not at all. That bitch new what she was getting into and if she didn't she found out later. Bitches like that need a good ass kicking. You don't try and play nice with the daughter of the married man your screwing. No, that girl, and your dad need to be slapped in the face.
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    Ps: I do not have a good relationship with my father, and if he tried to do something like that with my mothers money ( she already knows he's cheated before) I'd rat him out in a half a second. No body, and I mean nobody screws my mother over.
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