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    When SOMEONE ELSE takes the first scoop out of a new peanut butter jar?!

    I mean, I'm pretty reasonable,
    but,
    I WILL BUST A CAP IN A BITCH'S SKULL IF HE or she TAKES THE FIRST FUCKIN SCOOP OUTTA MY PEANUT BUTTER IDONTGIVEAMOTHERFUCK IF ANYONE'S WATCHING.


    Just.. saying...

    now I feel hurty.. my peanut butter was violated...
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    Default Re: Does it piss anyone off

    Well was it a spoon, a knife, a carrot, or a finger?
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    Only if it's a finger.

    My mom and brothers used to stick their fingers in the peanut butter all the time, lick it off, and then put their fingers right back in the jar for more. It's so disgusting. One of the first things I did when I moved out on my own was buy my own damn jar of peanut butter and declare it a finger-free zone.

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    It doesn't matter what it is. It hurts the same.
    *sob*

    It's like someone took my peanut butter's cherry....

    That o-so-sweet first penetration of the smooth topping after breaking the freshness seal?

    Imagine unscrewing a perfectly fine lid, only to see a torn freshness seal, and a divot in the flowered top of my peanut butter among shattered pieces of my heart and dignity
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    You know what pisses me off more? People who pour the oil out of the natural peanut butter.

    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIX IT IN...NO ITS NOT THAT FATTENING!!!!

    Peanut butter is supposed to be creamy...not feel like you are licking a rug.

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    Oooh.. VG.. That pisses me off to no end too!

    Mast.. I hide the new jars of peanut butter, so that I make sure I'm the first one to open them. Heh. You should do that.

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    Here is something to do with Peanut Butter and I don't know if anyone else does.

    I put it on my pancakes and waffles with syrup. It tastes like a Reese's Peanut Butter cup..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    Only if it's a finger.

    My mom and brothers used to stick their fingers in the peanut butter all the time, lick it off, and then put their fingers right back in the jar for more. It's so disgusting. One of the first things I did when I moved out on my own was buy my own damn jar of peanut butter and declare it a finger-free zone.
    sweet jebus, that's fucking disgusting. That's like sticking your whole mouth right in the peanut butter.

    Another gross peanut butter thing is when someone sticks a knife in the PB and then uses the same knife in the jelly, and leaves PB traces in the jelly. Or takes tuna out of a can with a fork and then uses the same fork to take mayo out of the jar and leaves tuna bits in the mayo. Those people are fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    sweet jebus, that's fucking disgusting. That's like sticking your whole mouth right in the peanut butter.

    Another gross peanut butter thing is when someone sticks a knife in the PB and then uses the same knife in the jelly, and leaves PB traces in the jelly. Or takes tuna out of a can with a fork and then uses the same fork to take mayo out of the jar and leaves tuna bits in the mayo. Those people are fucked up.
    Yeah, that's gross. What's also nasty is when they stick the same fork from the sweet relish into the mayo, and leave little relish cubes in the damned mayo/miracle-whip jar. They look like dried up buggers on top of your mayo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    Another gross peanut butter thing is when someone sticks a knife in the PB and then uses the same knife in the jelly, and leaves PB traces in the jelly. Or takes tuna out of a can with a fork and then uses the same fork to take mayo out of the jar and leaves tuna bits in the mayo. Those people are fucked up.
    Oh you said it right there...that is what I hate. Mixing Jelly & PB or Relish in the Mircle Whip is disgusting...What makes me even more mad is the fact that they dont even try to clean that crap out of the jar







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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    You know what pisses me off more? People who pour the oil out of the natural peanut butter.

    YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIX IT IN...NO ITS NOT THAT FATTENING!!!!

    Peanut butter is supposed to be creamy...not feel like you are licking a rug.
    Don't diss on licking a rug yo.

    Quote Originally Posted by RhiaTheCoolestannon

    Mast.. I hide the new jars of peanut butter, so that I make sure I'm the first one to open them. Heh. You should do that.
    I DON'T LIVE WITH ANYONE! AND I DON'T HAVE SEX! (The only way an horrible act like this can be forgiven.) That means... a GUEST did this... (actually my little brother) BUT STILL IT HURTS. The sweet flower of my peanut butter has been taken against it's will.

    I WILL HAVE JUSTICE.

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Chef Sitri
    I put it on my pancakes and waffles with syrup. It tastes like a Reese's Peanut Butter cup..
    That is EXACTLY why this post came this early in the morning... It's fucking AWESOME.
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    And that SIN AGAINST CULINARY ARTS Pb and J in one jar?!

    AN ABORTION OF FOOD I SAY.

    The jelly is never good. And it's always so gross mixed so ewwwww.....
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    :::shakes her head:::

    Oh how I do love ye, Mast. LOL

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    I avoid this happening usually, because I like crunchy PB. No one else in the family likes it. Mine, all mine. I agree with the tuna/relish in the mayo and the pb&j thing. Goober And Grape! That shit is gross.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Ick...I hate when people swap condiments. That's nasty...especially since I cannot stand the site/taste/smell of pickles or anything closely related to them.

    I solved that problem by only buying Mayo Squeeze containers. For those of you who don't like the nasty art/habit of condiment swapping, get squeeze bottles. Then, the only thing that'll be left to piss you off is the person who has to squeeze the stuff out onto a paper towel which they throw away because they were just testing to make sure there was something going to come out.

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    Yes one of my rules for room mates is you HAVE to hate peanut butter, for this specific reason.

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