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    I realize many of you are anonymous, but sometimes i see an avatar and can't help but think "hey, she looks like whatsherface!"

    ...for example: I think Scarlett Vancouver looks like Gwyneth Paltrow a little (except brunette), and in Emily's current avatar she looks like Angelina Jolie.

    Had to say it. Any other look alikes that people see? I do this in RL with people all the time, but sometimes they get offended (customers who say "I am NOT as old as Richard Gere", or whatever), so rest assured I mean it all complimentary! My friends at the vet clinic used to tell each other what breed of dog they looked like (I got golden retriever), but I won't go that far...I think you have to be a dog person not to be insulted by that game, lol.

    So any takers?

    ETA: I've been told (by American customers) that I look like 'a young Ann Coulter'. gag

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    oh, thank you! a huge improvement over the sarah jessica parker I get all the time

    and you're right, Scarlett is a little bit a brunette Gwenyth! Actually, you kind look like her too, but blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon

    ETA: I've been told (by American customers) that I look like 'a young Ann Coulter'. gag
    Haha, sorry. As I was reading your post I looked over at your pic and was thinking the same thing. You don't have a skeleton face like she does, you're more like her hot daughter.

    I don't think I look like any celeb in particular. I've heard lots of names from custy's but most of them were more similiar hairstyles than actual face.

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    Somehow I get confused with that grotesquely offensive caricature of a thyroid-challenged young man, Fat Bastard. I can't imagine why.
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    When I saw Em's new avatar, I though of Julia Roberts mixed with Eva Mendez ( Eva M cheekbones shape of eye).

    I cannot remember seeing one of Scarlets pics, but I'm sure I'll come across one again.

    People tell me so many different things, and mixes of people so here goes: I get Claudia Schiffer ( all but nose) alot. I hear Gweneth Paltrow from a lot of people too. ( I do have a nose similar to hers, but mine's slightly rounder.) - I suppose I get these for the bigger than average and less delicate jaw line, and the smallish eyes.

    Those are who I get the most, others I get less frequently are : A young, dirty blond version of tawny katean, christina applegate circa don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, January Jones- I had to google her to find out who she was ( I do think she fit's most), and when I was youger I got Clair Danes fron romeo and juliet, and when 13 came out My family was like " That girl ( evan rachel wood) looks just like you did when you were a kid", Country people sometimes say Faith Hill.

    So the common traits between myself and these people are a not so femminine jaw, lower brows, smallish but long eyes, and we are all skinny blonds. Oh, and pale too. Thats about it.
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    Actually Zabrina, I don't know if you remember me, but I met you while signing up for my first semester at ACC ( on the hallway bench outside of the cafe), and you were the person who got me thinking about dancing. I actually think you look like a white version of Mariah, but with a cuter nose. Lots of similarities in your cheekbones, and the shape of your eyes. sort of similar chin too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn
    Actually Zabrina, I don't know if you remember me, but I met you while signing up for my first semester at ACC ( on the hallway bench outside of the cafe), and you were the person who got me thinking about dancing. I actually think you look like a white version of Mariah, but with a cuter nose. Lots of similarities in your cheekbones, and the shape of your eyes. sort of similar chin too.
    Holy turd, how random! I do remember talking to you, but I had no idea you were a SW'er. Must have forgotten that part, I have a horrible memory when it comes to meeting people!

    I used to get Mariah Carey all the time, when I was brunette. It was even my stage name. I haven't heard that comparison in years though, especially since I've gone so blonde.

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    I look like Jennifer Tilly. I don't see it, but I get it *all* the time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena
    I look like Jennifer Tilly. I don't see it, but I get it *all* the time.
    That's pretty cool though. I was once at a small party where everywhere agreed that the one celeb they would all have sex with was Jennifer Tilly (Bride of Chucky style).

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    That's so funny, I get Gwenyth Paltrow a lot, but from strangers...like people running up to me on the street. It used to mystify me...I was like "how random", but now I can kind of see it. I don't think the resemblance shows up in photos though.

    I get Liv Tyler a lot, too.

    I suck at this game! I'll have to think of some resemblances.

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    My avatar *IS* a celebrity. Do I look like him?

    *shrug*

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    Uncle Phil!
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    I got asked to sign a young kids autograph cause he was sure I was Gohan. Does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Uncle Phil!
    Don't even start with me, boy.

    -gen
    "See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar
    My avatar *IS* a celebrity. Do I look like him?

    *shrug*

    -gen
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    GenWar, i saw your Myspace page...you get suge knight, right?--LOL


    when my hair was blonde, i always got mariah carey. when I wore red lipstick, elizabeth berkely when she was in showgirls, lol.

    now that im a redhead--jessica rabbit. I think its sorta funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3
    Is that Suge Knight in your avatar??
    Yep.

    -gen
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    Akasha, I have the same experience. It's ALWAYS based on my hair. When it was red and curly at shoulder length, I got Tori Amos. When it was very long and dark auburn, I got Alanis Morrissette. When I wear my black pageboy, I get Rose McGowan. What's funny is that none of these women look ANYTHING like each other!

    Now that it's blonde and (often) wavy, I actually got Sarah Jessica Parker. Trust me, I do not look a thing like SJP, but I think the hair and the snazzy heels I was wearing that day created the illusion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    Akasha, I have the same experience. It's ALWAYS based on my hair. When it was red and curly at shoulder length, I got Tori Amos. When it was very long and dark auburn, I got Alanis Morrissette. When I wear my black pageboy, I get Rose McGowan. What's funny is that none of these women look ANYTHING like each other!

    Now that it's blonde and (often) wavy, I actually got Sarah Jessica Parker. Trust me, I do not look a thing like SJP, but I think the hair and the snazzy heels I was wearing that day created the illusion.
    Personally speaking I think you look like the next woman to share our bed, lol I can see the rose but none of the others.

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    ^^^ Woohoo! I get to be in a rosewich!

    So who's your celebrity doppelganger, Blade? Hmm?

    And hey! Nice new avatar! *whistles*
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    I look exactly like a younger Sting, but I have a much deeper voice, lol...
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    Whoa, Blade! You look different!

    Dang you men and your need to grow facial hair! *shakes fist*

    Mox looks like two totally different people when he does and then doesn't have facial hair...teehee!

    Ok...un-highjacking this thread now.

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    Djoser, that's SO right on, from what I recall of your old avatar. Lucky you!
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    I dont think I look like anyone, but I hear it all the time. And I dont agree with any of them!

    Here's my take on it.



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    All I ever get is "You look just like (insert name of pale scruffy bald guy here)". They're never even close.
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