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    Oh my god..im so happy to be home right now. I met this guy through a friend and he seemed so great, until i agreed to go out with him tonight. I mean i knew he was a "dorky" guy, but seriously wow...a couple days ago when i met him, he was talking about his car, said he had a black BMW. I dont really care about cars, im just not into them like that. Well, surprise surprise he comes to get me tonight in a 95 honda' civic. I just laughed it off. Then in the car he's like DO YOU HATE ME NOW THAT YOU KNOW I LIED TO YOU. I said no...it's alright, we all say crazy stuff sometimes, right?


    OMG YOU ARE MY DREAM GIRL, I JUST KNOW IT, I JUST KNOW MARINA, I KNOW! he pulls over the car and calls him mom talking about me. Im thinking my friend set this up and its a huge joke...but no..hes just crazy. Anyway, we get to this really nice restaurant, and i said something along the lines of i should have dressed up more if i knew we were going to a really nice place, he got this mad look on his face and he's like DAMN IT, im sorry. i fucked up. i fucked this up, marina. i should have told you. im SORRY!!!! he was so loud! i didnt know what to do! so i busted out laughing and everyone around us started giving us mean looks. i was so embarrassed! I wanted to leave right then and there, but i didnt of course. I should have. So, after finally getting out of that damn rest., he opens the car door for me and slaps my ass when im getting in and goes "thats right baby" LOL oh god, help me. He decides he wants to take me to a hotel, i say no thanks, id rather just go home. i dont "Feel" too well. WHAT, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, WHY MARINA? He brings me to his house. He lives with his parents. They are super nice to me, he leaves me to talk to them for about 10 mins. on the couch.

    I hear my name being called from his room. I exuse myself from his parents, and walk in his room. Hes naked on the bed, and he has spongebob sheets. I close his door, and walk outside calling a cab. He climbs out his window and is like WHY ARE YOU LEAVEING ME and trys to kiss me. I push him off and tell him to stop it. He tries again. I knee him in his balls and he goes down, so i walk away and wait for my cab. I couldent freakin take it anymore. I finally get away from the freak, while im in the cab he calls me 29 TIMES in 20 mins. Holy crap..im gonna KILL my friend. Im going to bed. Im afraid hes gonna like show up at my place or something though...LOL ahhhh!


    Sorry this is long and i probably spelled half of it wrong

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    OMG!!!!! Its a great and funny story to tell though, but OMG!!!!!

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    Oh... my... GOD! That is seriously fucked up. I am surprised you were able to make it that long.

    Spongebob sheets? Priceless.

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    You. Are. Kidding me! Are you sure this wasn't a joke? Hidden cameras? OY!

    he opens the car door for me and slaps my ass when im getting in and goes "thats right baby" LOL oh god, help me.


    And the Spongebob sheets are just the best. So sorry you had to endure that! (And his poor, hapless parents!)
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    Dammit...you were good about it...

    I would have sent his mom to his room to see what he wanted. "Yeah, I need to go, but could you get him a glass of water?"

    Ai-yi-yi...spongebob sheets...

    I have a feeling he'll have the same sheets 30 years from now...

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    The sheets part was the best! This story is so insane... Im so so so SORRY you met this wierdo. LMAO
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    That is kind of scary...I hope you have a large protective dog, or a knife or something because he seems really intense. Or maybe he was on drugs and now he is passed out on his spongebob sheets?

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    OK, I'm sorry about the spongebob sheets! Next time I'll use the special Spiderman sheets.

    And, VG, you look younger.
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    wait, how old is this kid?

    suddenly i feel all manly-like.

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    he's 22!!! Im 18, im thinking, he's older...this should be a good date..LOL, it was so weird i cant help but crack up. It's my luck, that i get the freak, i swear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina
    he's 22!!! Im 18, im thinking, he's older...this should be a good date..LOL, it was so weird i cant help but crack up. It's my luck, that i get the freak, i swear.
    Heh, older has nothing to do with it. I'm 26 and still a shitty date :-P <hides his mickey mouse pillow case> well, that definately trumped my worst date of all time. I'm sort of relieved that all of his actions are basically the exact opposite of everything i do... except maybe the ass slap thing...but not if the date is going horribly.

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    I totally would've slapped him one for ass slapping me. I don't take that behaviour at work unwillingly why would I do it in my private life? As for his spongebob sheets, where was your camera when you needed it ? ROFL! Funniest pic of all time!

    Ok so my birthday sucked however that was worse... dear me. Slap your friend upside the head for setting up a date with such a freak.


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    So the date went bad Marina... I never thought I'd read about it on stripperweb!

    I mean, you ARE my dream girl! I SWEAR MY BLOOD ON IT.\

    AND AND...

    The spongebob sheets hit is hard. Words hurt.

    ok ok ok
    I need to know a few things... he was naked.... did you bust out laughing again when you sized him up?

    Oh and this:

    i didnt know what to do! so i busted out laughing
    Hahah you are totally my kind of girl. I applaud you for that reaction alone.

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    wow.... a lot of people talk about dates from hell, but I think you win the prize... this story is like something out of one of those silly comedies...

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    Awful date, agreed... but totally worth the numerous tellings in the future. This is something you tell everyone when you get one drink in your system.

    Thus far, my best story has been the Notre Dame defensive lineman who tried to drink me under the table with sake, failed miserably, got smashed himself, then tried to grope me over the pu pu platter, setting his shirt sleeve on fire. After which he ran around the restaurant, finally put himself out in the fountain, and was taken away by EMS. Boys are funny.

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    This has to win the award for the worst date ever. I can't even imagine how I would've handled it. LOL

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    LOL OMG honey that I swear is the funniest story I've ever read on SW in my life. OMG and the spongebob sheets definatrely take the cake!

    trust me we aren't laughing at you Marina..we're laughing with you.







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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    trust me we aren't laughing at you Marina..we're laughing with you.
    If there's a second date, we'll laugh at you, though.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    sounds like daytona to me! (no offense to anyone in daytona, it's just umm a unique place)

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    I always think these dates are pure fabrication...but they seem to happen with some degree of regularity, so there must be some seriously socially-challenged people out there.
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    LMAO that's hilarious. I woulda grabbed my phone and taken a picture of him naked on the bed, then sent it to all your mutual friends. What a psycho!
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    Wow, I've had some bad dates, but not as bad as this! Poor Marina! Look at the bright side-you have a funny story to tell people. I laughed so hard when I read this. Spongebob bedsheets? You've got to be kidding me!

    Inquiring minds want to know-was his weiner small, average, or big? I know you didn't do anything with him, but I mean when he was laying naked on his Spongebob sheets and he called you to his room.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback
    If there's a second date, we'll laugh at you, though.
    LMFAO


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    I wouldn't of told anyone about this date .

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    I would have probably did the same thing you did. I'm far too nice! That really was a funny story though, I'm sure you'll have some great laughs about it in a few years or so.
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