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    I moved this from SG on my own (aren't you proud of me VG and Velvet?), it was in the "I hate house fees" thread in SG, and i decided i had posted enough in there and i should move it, it would have been off topic anyway. Color me impulsive.

    It might look weird, but i'm gonna transplant the whole thing, as written originally, here. Pls keep in mind it's a reply to a post in another thread that i didn't want to annoy anyone with my presence in (Thanks to Bridgette, though she doesn't know it, i saw her online and rethought myself, a rare thing).

    Quote Originally Posted by nychaos99
    No no, I mean the bathroom attendant PAYS A FEE TO WORK HERE!
    Hold on a second (I know, I know, i'll stop, I swear, but this is killing me...), The Troll in the bathroom has to pay to be the Troll in the bathroom? Anything that guy can do for me i learned to do when i was three years old. Why ANYONE would pay to have such a degrading job is beyond me! Do they actually make any money? I've always wondered that.

    It's creepy having this guy standing there, asking questions about the dancers while i have my you-know-what in my hand... God created the men's room to be silent as a grave!

    Okay, okay... Last post in SG for a while... But do bathroom attendants make anything? This i must know, give me points if you want, but i have GOT to know the answer to that!

    I promise i won't reply to any answers. Cross my heart.
    Just discount the last sentance (The "cross my heart" part, cuz i ain't promisin' shit in here). Answer and i'll reply if i feel like it. I love making fun of the Troll under the urinal.

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    I always had this funny thought that the worst customer would get thrown in the men's room with the troll, have the door locked, and all the lights gone out except a dim red one. Then we'd understand what the troll was there for.

    Honestly, he doesn't bother me as much as everyone else here. To each their own. However if he gets mad cause a dollar isn't enough (has happened before) he's going to get an ear full.
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    My understanding is that it can be a quite lucrative job.

    I chatted at length with the bathroom attendant (female) at Club Pegasus in Philly a few years ago. She said she made at least $150(profit) for sitting in the ladies room, and having gum, hairspray, FDS etc.

    I also spoke to this guy that worked as the bathroom dude at Barcelona & Santuary in Phoenix/Snottsdale. He claimed to have a law degree, and hinted that he made big bucks workin' the potty circuit. He even told me about all the designer colognes he had available for the gents....
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    [email protected] potty circuit

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    Just Jayda. That sounds like a bunch of game play to me. Were you impressed? Anyway why would a SC have a potty troll who sales stuff, isn't that what house moms are for? If the SC doesn't have a house mom, I guess it is okay for them to be there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassfire
    Just Jayda. That sounds like a bunch of game play to me. Were you impressed? Anyway why would a SC have a potty troll who sales stuff, isn't that what house moms are for? If the SC doesn't have a house mom, I guess it is okay for them to be there.
    My sister had a job like this in a regular nightclub a few years ago. She made pretty good money there too.







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    And Now For An Extra Scary Halloween post on Strip Club Bathrooms:

    Wow, I can't believe this practice occurs- Strip Club Attendants/ Trolls?..... By the time you need to take a sh*t in in a titty bar, you should think about leaving anyway.
    The most neglected bathrooms in StripperDom were the cans at Club Cosmos in Guam. The customer lady's room was never washed for months at a time since there were few users. The men's room had bullet holes in the wall from some icehead who thought it would be funny to fire his handgun in a cement-walled can (I hope he was at least wounded by the ricochet.) And the bathroom in the dressing room....had a drain at the bottom so the hookers at the club could rinse out their vaginas after a Very Special trip to the Private Room. & Some American stripper had scrawled "BRONWYN IS STRIPPING FOR JESUS!" on the wall.

    Just think, Club Cosmos could have used a bathroom attendant. Or a keg of dynamite.

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    Ewww that sounds so fowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassfire
    Just Jayda. That sounds like a bunch of game play to me. Were you impressed? Anyway why would a SC have a potty troll who sales stuff, isn't that what house moms are for? If the SC doesn't have a house mom, I guess it is okay for them to be there.
    Umm, what the hell does the potty troll in the MEN'S BATHROOM of a gentleman's club have to do with the house mom? This thread is a transplant from the Blue side, so I was talking about the men's room as far as the SC was concerned. The other places I mentioned, Sanctuary & Barcelona & Pegasus are not strip clubs.

    Yes, I was impressed or at least intrigued that what many consider a menial job, was actually lucrative.
    Since I don't have the luxury of hearing your tone or vocal influxes, I'll assume you weren't meaning to sound like a wise-ass, when you posed the question
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    First, I can't imagine my work environment being a bathroom. I mean, JC.

    Second, I hate how they take up the entire sink area and remove all the paper towels so you have no choice but to ask them for a towel and then be guilted into giving them a dollar for a freaking paper towel.

    Third, if the SC is relying on these guys to clean the bathrooms, then I can understand them being dirty.

    Fourth, they are lazy and suspicious. One troll was watching TV when I reached into my pocket for a mint. When I started chewing on my mint, the troll was like "you have to pay for those." I explained that I got it from my pocket having picked up a free mint from the front desk. He gave me this really suspicious glare when I walked out.

    Fifth, if these guys were dressed in a tux and had an English accent, bowed and called me sir, then I'd be inclined to tip. But, they are usually really nasty looking and give me the creeps.

    Ugh!
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    There's one at a local STL club called Roxy's that literally wears a pimp suit. Dead serious. A pimp suit. I tip that one just because even seeing him is so ridiculous that i have to giggle.

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    I answered an ad in the paper once for a job in NYC... turned out to be for Bathroom Attendants... it sounded scamish but it's probably the same thing. You pay the company for the products.... perfumes, soaps, hair sprays, etc... and you go to different establishments and pay them a cut to work their bathrooms. What you get in tips is yours. So you pay twice to work.
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    I really hat them but the club I visit always has one. Seems like nice enough of a guy but he doesn't seem to do much. I don't think he cleans since on one recent visit I visited the restroom twice about four hours apart and one of the toilets have the same crap all over it on each visit. I wish they would go away.

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