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    I'm going back to dancing soon & as pleased as punch There's a practice pole in the garage, costumes out of storage & am rearing to go.
    However, now I live in a little rural town, with a bunch of neighbors close by. Worse yet, our next door neighbor is a middle-age guy who is a creepy lecher.

    I promised to find some cute excuses to mask my job from nosy neighbors because my other idea was to accuse Creepy Lecher of casing the garage to steal from us if he started asking about the pole & the practice music. BUT that's not a neighborly thing to do.....

    OK feel free to share. What are some little white fibs you've used when neighbors & acquaintances started asking questions you didn't want to answer all the way?.....

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    Tell 'em you teach those strip aerobics classes. Perfect excuse!



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    Mortician...Just kidding.

    I like to say Ebay sales. I do sell stuff on ebay, so it isn't a lie.

    Another one to get them to shut up is to say that you sell Amway. Or some other MLM company that is well known like Herbalife or Mary Kay. Then you follow up your statement with, "So, are you happy with the income you are earning? Do you enjoy your job?"

    Surely, that person will never ask you again what you do for a living. It has worked great for me.


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    WHY is your neighbor looking in your garage?

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    yeah i thik teaching pole aerobic classes is perfect!!!

    be carefull of yer neighbor, u make him seem weird!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Picaresque
    WHY is your neighbor looking in your garage?
    My guess is he's a perv. I used to have that problem with this creep always looking into the backyard- I just ignored him.

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    Be a smart ass and tell them you're in the witness protection program and if you tell them too much you'll have to move again. I do this at work alot. then I go as far as to say the feds got me the stripping job cause nobody will look for me here.

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    I'd say "It's none of your business what I do!!!!" and I'd leave it at that. But, that's what I'd do!

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    Nah, the 'it's none of your business' is the kind of attitude that starts people really talking and getting in your business.

    Your best best is to keep it vague, like by doing a mixture of some above suggestions. I'd say something to the effect of "I've been keeping busy doing a lot of odds and ends jobs, like selling Mary Kay and waitressing"






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    I've told my tae kwan do teacher that I do a pole dancing class when he asked about my bruises one time... (only beause I knew there would often be bruises on my legs and I didn't want him to think someone was beating me, hehe).

    Or, you could get a huge steal box and lable it "bodies of past snoopy neighbors". Put it somewhere where it would be the first thing he saw if he was peeping into your garage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris

    Another one to get them to shut up is to say that you sell Amway. Or some other MLM company that is well known like Herbalife or Mary Kay. Then you follow up your statement with, "So, are you happy with the income you are earning? Do you enjoy your job?"
    This is fucking brilliant Paris!

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    How about charging admission.

    If he is a perv, capitalize on it. Where's your shark instinct? Come on.. let me see a little "eye of the tiger" here!

    Let's get that money making mindset going....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    'I'm a fireman in training'

    THAT is hysterical!
    I love it!

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    OK, this is a really old thread but anyways, I make it simple. I tell nosy neighbors to mind their own damn business, I would need no excuse, just keep it simple.

    I was reading the thread about someone else saying tell them to mind their own business and the reply about them wanting to talk more, I would care less, I would keep to myself, people like that have nothing else better to do than to get in their little neighborhood clique and talk about what their neighbors are doing are pathetic and have no life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    Or, you could get a huge steal box and lable it "bodies of past snoopy neighbors".

    can i quote this? its so funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mare View Post
    Be a smart ass and tell them you're in the witness protection program and if you tell them too much you'll have to move again. I do this at work alot. then I go as far as to say the feds got me the stripping job cause nobody will look for me here.
    HAHAHAH thats the funniest thing I've heard I'm going to use that one I'm sure

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    Why is it his business in the first place? I understand your neighbor may be nosy, but that doesn't mean you owe him an explanation for everything.

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