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    Ok, I'm not going to give details on this, but I saw this girl take a customers water bottle and shove it ALL THE WAY up the coochie, pull it out and hand it back to him!!!! You think she was smokin the crack pipe or something???? She totally got fired that night, but apparently from what I heard it wasn't the first time she'd done it! She had done it with other things(i.e. water bottles, cigars, YES cigars, her fingers of course, the handles to a guys sunglasses, and cell phones.) What the fuck???
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    Her coochie is a magic vortex.

    I have heard of all these items being stuffed into the gentle pink orifice- fish, jewerly, guns, Coke bottles, hand lotion (to squirt out ) cigarette smoke (to puff out in rings) ping pong balls, children's toys, furniture.....

    All of the above would make for one gross Yard Sale.

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    aghhh how BIG is her vagina to be able to shove a WHOLE water bottle?????
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    EWW....guy goes to the bathroom to take a poo, dont wash his hands, then goes back to the table, grabs his water for a drink.... I bet she never thought about the fact that she has put feces in her vagina....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzybethers
    aghhh how BIG is her vagina to be able to shove a WHOLE water bottle?????

    The water bottle I picture is about the size of a well-endowed man...I'm not suprised she got it in since our vaginas can stretch, I'm impressed she got it all the way in which means she's pretty deep.

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    Was her name Teresa and did she dance at the Atlanta Gold Club in the mid 90's?







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    Why the need to shove dirty, random items up ones vagina!?! Eww, not sexy!!

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    I'm pretty sure she was hella coked out and you know how some girls have the mentality that the raunchier the sexier or the more guys will like it. Well apparently she's an extreme case. I personally do NOT think that raunchy and disgusting is sexy in the least. Any girl can walk in off the street and be a nasty bitch, but us as dancers try to uphold a little more class and self respect I like to think. That's just me though :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzybethers
    aghhh how BIG is her vagina to be able to shove a WHOLE water bottle?????
    That's what I was thinking! She'd have to do some before work stretches or something!
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    Girls a water bottle isn't that big sheeeet don't forget that we do birth human heads !
    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    I have heard of all these items being stuffed into the gentle pink orifice- fish, jewerly, guns, Coke bottles, hand lotion (to squirt out ) cigarette smoke (to puff out in rings) ping pong balls, children's toys, furniture.....
    FURNITURE ! OK now that is a little worrying.. how does that work anyway LOL.

    Hehe and imagin putting a gun up your snatch. Shit I hope that she put the safety lock on first!

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    ya ya ya... but the real question is, did the guy continue to drink from it when he got it back?

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    ^^^ Ewwwww.




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    eeeew there was this girl at school who used to let her bf put deodorant cans up her! and she actually admitted to it when he went around blabbin to everyone!
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    omg...again.... ^ ^ Ewwww!




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    Oh my you guys need to get out more ! In the private party business, these types of girls are called the "extreme" girls and usually it costs good money for someone to hire one of these girls for a show. At the same time, generally speaking from my own personal experience, these same girls are also not the best lookers and don't have much else going for them.


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    I used to pull purple metallic (think, mardi-gras type) beads out of my love-box, lol, when I danced to Purple Rain or Insatiable by Prince in Guam.
    May sound gross but it was super sexy.

    Also, since I'm high (Cheba Cheba yall!) I feel like sharing that I lost my virginity to an Aim brand toothpaste pump. I was so-called prepping myself for the real thing, since my friends all said it was gonna hurt. Phuck you guys for judging, cuz I know you are LOL, I was 11, and I didn't go through with the real deal anyway, and my coochie was minty fresh!!
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    *sings* ...watch her put a water bottle in her gash...

    That's all I can think of when I see the thread title, lol

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