It doesnt' take a scientist to figure out that I adore fucked up shit. There is nothing more entertaining to me then seeing things the rest of the world misses out on.
Tonight was prime fucking example. It was by far my most entertaining...bizarre night hands down in a LONG time. Maybe of all time.
I had to go back to the town I came from ( grew up in ) to take care of buisness etc. I decided to go ahead and work, and since I was coming down here I invited a friend that had came with me last time. Because,she worked there last time and we need the money.
I have always had this weird pride that I hadn't ever worked at the fucking hip hugger. Call it strange but I did. I always "heard" rumors of how horrible this place was, how everyone "sucked" literally and figuritively. But let me tell you, between being sick, bills and money being rather slow in Chicago I seriously had to do something.
So me and a friend traveled down to dance, yesterday we couldnt go in because it was past 7pm. Apparently you have to be there by 7pm. So we spent our last bit of money buying "stripper clothing". Since where we work in Chicago is gowns only for the most part. It was so fun to buy shit i really do want to wear.
At any rate, we go in today. Not only was it super easy to get in the door ..get changed and get on the floor but I also knew a girl from the garter in Indy.
Now, the dressing room is a lot larger then I expected but I had no locker, neither did my friend . So the girl that I knew at the garter says " give it to the bar because people steal ". So I go give it to the bar who says " stick in the storage closet". WE toss our belongings and pray it will remain there.
Off we go. There are count them 4 ambers working , I was one of several nikki's. Hell I think there were even 3 Heathers.
YOu pay NOTHING to work here. But you do pay a dollar a minute for being late. We got there at 704 so we owed 4 bucks
the stage everytime you go up is a dollar a song. We went up once. So 3 bucks.
total...7 dollars to work tonight ladies.
I wasn't overly excited to work because I didn't want to step on any toes, instead I just sat back and observed for awhile .
I never ever in my life say a dancer wear flip flops. Tonight I saw 3. Unless they went on stage then they were in heels.
Another in running shoes
Lots of bras, panties that were from walmart..full backs..and not intended to be sexy
The american flag hung over by the stage, on the other side was a decortive guitar .
The floor of the stage is hard wood. THe mirrors behind it dont seem like "real" mirrors..i mean they show a reflection but dont seem to be of glass.
The lighting ladies..above the stage ... flouresent overheads. I was mortified! you can see EVERYTHING. Hell i found a stretch mark I didnt know I had till right then!
Everyone likes the " honkey tonk bahdunka dunk " song and " she's a sexy mamma" and also the gem " she thinks my tractor is sexy "..
Girls wore parkas and hoodies on stage..
pizza hut delievered.
a girl had to leave early because the cops pulled her bf over and he had drugs on him , he also had their daughter. SO the dude goes to jail and the baby is held in custody till she could get there.
Girls were doing drugs ( and i'll leave it that vague ) in the bathroom while I was peeing so I just stayed in there till I seriously thought they were done. Nothing more akward then walking out while someone was in midst of snorting. OH and having to go " yah so im the new girl "
Overall though I haven't ever met a more awesome group of dancers! The girls were amazingly nice and get this, 3 seperate girls..all of whom I"ve never spoken to before came up 3 seperate times and ..
apologized for how slow it was that night, and ... they hope I come back! holy shit!! that never happens. Hell most are like " yah fuck yah this place blows , if I were you i'd go show my tits elsewhere ".
Not these girls and there were 30 of us tonight in ONE room!
The management or manager..nice, i mean NICE. Of course all he did was check my ID and say i was number 18 on the roster for the stage. But whatever. he was nice.
waitresses ..bartender... dancers..patrons were all like " good luck" when it was time for me to audition. Odd. Never got that before. And not just once they said it everytime i passed and all sorta watched when I was on stage..then ..clapped.
Dressing room though... not where you wanna be. I avoided it like herpes all night.
the bathroom was another makeshift dressing room... I couldnt avoid that area..but none the less.
They said there will be something like 60 girls this weekend..holy fuck i can't wait to see this shit. standing room only ..dances going on anywhere that they can go on.
and people painted their nipples with..finger nail polish..NO clue what that's about. but ..humph i'd think that shit would hurt to take off.
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I am SUPER pissed I never went there sooner. I mean for real. the money might be a lil' too easy.
I had to share. Most of us talk about crazy bitchy psycho strippers. these were just ... friendly intense strippers , and I dont know about you but I"ve never seen only THAT in a room.
I mean really.
OH and how about guys getting annoyed that you are talking to them and not just asking for a dance!![]()
I can't wait till this weekends over and I can do a damn review...even though this place is like no other and I do mean like no other...I still give it a thumbs up


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