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    It doesnt' take a scientist to figure out that I adore fucked up shit. There is nothing more entertaining to me then seeing things the rest of the world misses out on.

    Tonight was prime fucking example. It was by far my most entertaining...bizarre night hands down in a LONG time. Maybe of all time.

    I had to go back to the town I came from ( grew up in ) to take care of buisness etc. I decided to go ahead and work, and since I was coming down here I invited a friend that had came with me last time. Because,she worked there last time and we need the money.

    I have always had this weird pride that I hadn't ever worked at the fucking hip hugger. Call it strange but I did. I always "heard" rumors of how horrible this place was, how everyone "sucked" literally and figuritively. But let me tell you, between being sick, bills and money being rather slow in Chicago I seriously had to do something.

    So me and a friend traveled down to dance, yesterday we couldnt go in because it was past 7pm. Apparently you have to be there by 7pm. So we spent our last bit of money buying "stripper clothing". Since where we work in Chicago is gowns only for the most part. It was so fun to buy shit i really do want to wear.

    At any rate, we go in today. Not only was it super easy to get in the door ..get changed and get on the floor but I also knew a girl from the garter in Indy.

    Now, the dressing room is a lot larger then I expected but I had no locker, neither did my friend . So the girl that I knew at the garter says " give it to the bar because people steal ". So I go give it to the bar who says " stick in the storage closet". WE toss our belongings and pray it will remain there.

    Off we go. There are count them 4 ambers working , I was one of several nikki's. Hell I think there were even 3 Heathers.

    YOu pay NOTHING to work here. But you do pay a dollar a minute for being late. We got there at 704 so we owed 4 bucks

    the stage everytime you go up is a dollar a song. We went up once. So 3 bucks.

    total...7 dollars to work tonight ladies.

    I wasn't overly excited to work because I didn't want to step on any toes, instead I just sat back and observed for awhile .

    I never ever in my life say a dancer wear flip flops. Tonight I saw 3. Unless they went on stage then they were in heels.

    Another in running shoes

    Lots of bras, panties that were from walmart..full backs..and not intended to be sexy

    The american flag hung over by the stage, on the other side was a decortive guitar .

    The floor of the stage is hard wood. THe mirrors behind it dont seem like "real" mirrors..i mean they show a reflection but dont seem to be of glass.

    The lighting ladies..above the stage ... flouresent overheads. I was mortified! you can see EVERYTHING. Hell i found a stretch mark I didnt know I had till right then!

    Everyone likes the " honkey tonk bahdunka dunk " song and " she's a sexy mamma" and also the gem " she thinks my tractor is sexy "..

    Girls wore parkas and hoodies on stage..

    pizza hut delievered.

    a girl had to leave early because the cops pulled her bf over and he had drugs on him , he also had their daughter. SO the dude goes to jail and the baby is held in custody till she could get there.

    Girls were doing drugs ( and i'll leave it that vague ) in the bathroom while I was peeing so I just stayed in there till I seriously thought they were done. Nothing more akward then walking out while someone was in midst of snorting. OH and having to go " yah so im the new girl "

    Overall though I haven't ever met a more awesome group of dancers! The girls were amazingly nice and get this, 3 seperate girls..all of whom I"ve never spoken to before came up 3 seperate times and ..

    apologized for how slow it was that night, and ... they hope I come back! holy shit!! that never happens. Hell most are like " yah fuck yah this place blows , if I were you i'd go show my tits elsewhere ".

    Not these girls and there were 30 of us tonight in ONE room!

    The management or manager..nice, i mean NICE. Of course all he did was check my ID and say i was number 18 on the roster for the stage. But whatever. he was nice.

    waitresses ..bartender... dancers..patrons were all like " good luck" when it was time for me to audition. Odd. Never got that before. And not just once they said it everytime i passed and all sorta watched when I was on stage..then ..clapped.

    Dressing room though... not where you wanna be. I avoided it like herpes all night.

    the bathroom was another makeshift dressing room... I couldnt avoid that area..but none the less.

    They said there will be something like 60 girls this weekend..holy fuck i can't wait to see this shit. standing room only ..dances going on anywhere that they can go on.

    and people painted their nipples with..finger nail polish..NO clue what that's about. but ..humph i'd think that shit would hurt to take off.



    I am SUPER pissed I never went there sooner. I mean for real. the money might be a lil' too easy.

    I had to share. Most of us talk about crazy bitchy psycho strippers. these were just ... friendly intense strippers , and I dont know about you but I"ve never seen only THAT in a room.

    I mean really.

    OH and how about guys getting annoyed that you are talking to them and not just asking for a dance!

    I can't wait till this weekends over and I can do a damn review...even though this place is like no other and I do mean like no other...I still give it a thumbs up

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    Lol that is awesome

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    That sounds like fun. I was thinking I'd like to try out one of those little holes in the wall in Arkansas sometime. They're scary-cheap and the girls are all hideous, but part of me thinks I'd be able to clean the place out for that reason.

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    Good Luck this weekend! Glad you had a good time. That sounds so great, I'd almost travel to Il to check it out! If I wasn't pregnant. hahaha

    Have a Great Weekend!
    Jasmine

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    Yep, I had a similar experience in my recent travels and it was quite refreshing. The money, the girls, the management, everything was great. I'm not even going to name my little gem because I want to keep it all to my self!
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    It sounds like some crazy backwards-parallel universe-Twilight Zone strip club!! I'm glad you had fun! All clubs should be fun like that!

    (You should copy and paste your post in the review section, if you haven't already!)

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    Sounds like the first club I ever worked in, it was definitely different. haha. I hope the money is good for you there.
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    I love little dumpy clubs like that LOL



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    I've found i always do MUCH better in clubs like that(and have WAY more fun) then in the gown clubs. On my way to one on Sunday...cant wait! I can leave for months and when I show back up, not only does nobody give me shit about being gone so long they all run up to hug me and say welcome back!
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    The nieghboorhood strip clubs are awesome! You get treated better, and make better money. Pretty much the only clubs I will work at. I dont know about dealing with 60 girls though. I like dealing with 5 others.


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    Sounds like the first club I ever worked in
    me too. the place I was at was free also - not stage fee and there wasn't anyone to tip out except the bartender. I worked a day there and the "strip club lighting" was the daylight pouring in through the window by the stage. Guys shot pool and threw dollars on stage and the dressing room was basically the kitchen where we all changed crammed next to eachother and the cook did lines in the corner. I made just as much off stage there as I do off of lap dances at a big club crazy. And the girls were suprisingly cool - crazy as hell of course - but no usual stripper drama. And yes, there was also lots of barefeet and flip flops, sometimes the dancers would just not bother to get dressed again after getting off stage...

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    I thought I was the only one!! I actually come back to my little "honky-tonk" every summer. (I'm not sure you could call it a "honky-tonk" since it's in New Jersey and plays all kind of music and isn't racist.) It's so old school it has Christmas lights up and a live-in cat!
    It's laughably un-glamorous but the people are sweet and happy to see me. It's a bit like going home to visit relatives. I couldn't do it all year round or I'd starve but it's a nice break from the ordinary.
    Enjoy it!

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    Those are the exact ind of places I like to work. Oregon is nothing but clubs like that. There is not really anything like a big city gown club in Oregon, and none of the chain clubs are here either.

    I did hear a rumor that either Deja Vu or Spearmint Rhino (I can't remember which) is trying to get a location in Portland, but that is just a rumor.


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    Sounds like fun!!!! I *heart* honkytonks.

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    Awe! That made me miss my first club so much! In the beginning it was so much fun like that. laid back, we'de all goof around and have fun, stages were a blast! And it was SO cheap to work there! Then the managers started trying to pimp us out to their HA friends and it was time to go..... I liked that place though.......




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    Yeah, I work in a honkytonk too! Believe me, I've been around to all sorts of gown clubs, but I always come home to my lil hole in the wall. It's laid back, the girls and custys are friendly, and the money's surprisingly good. I love to travel, but it's always good to come home.

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    I'm going back to mine tonight! It's lace in West Nyack. And it's not really such a small neighborhood club, but I work and leave whenever I want. I haven't worked there in over a year! Stopped by a few weeks ago. Nice reunion with manager, some girls, housemom...

    I'm nervous. Tonight will be my first night stripping in almost a year!!!

    I'm happy you had a great experience tart!

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    Woo-hoo... It's great that you had fun... but I really can't understand anyone puttin nail polish on their nipples!!!!!
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

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    I have a club in America like that. I go back every time from here and walk in like nothing. I make loads from being different and girls are nice. But I'm so SICK of that laffy taffy song.


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    i'm fron nj...just wondering where this lil kitty house was.

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    Tonight I literally and im not joking RAN out of a stripclub.

    In the 11 years i've danced..i've NEVER done this ..NEVER.

    Not only did I run out but I had to sneak and get dressed in a CLOSET people..

    Because I was afraid that I was going to get jumped for doing so.

    then I bolted...strawberry shortcake pjs and all.

    BUT

    You do not ( if a patron and not my man )

    attempt to suck..touch or fondle me.

    You do not ( as an owner ) tell me...

    " why not? "

    mother fucker because I'm worth more that's why not. Suck my fucking dick.

    So I ran out...went to a gay bar..had pizza at 215 am.. a drink and bitched. got hugs...and laughed.

    In the end it was hilarious..

    I will NEVER ever EVER tolerate such shit. I never have and NEVER will... My tits were 6500 dollars. 10 bucks does NOT allow you to touch em'. they are owned ... by my Boyfriend you cocksuckin assmunch pussy ass wigger bitches.

    10 bucks doesnt allow you to attempt to suck..pinch

    My vagina..EVEN MORE off limits

    my nice big round ass... totally off limits
    and no youc an't fuck me in it!

    What in the hell is wrong with people. I know I can look mildly retarded sometimes. Hell the braces throw people off.

    But I am not a skank,.. let alone a 10 dollar..whore. And fuck you I was wearing a mother fucking engagement ring! c'mon!

    Thanks to those friends that did it with me and ran out of the building in full force to end up in a gay bar eating pizza.

    I love you !

    PS how are you going to snort dope ( and not the coke kind ) and od in the fucking bathroom...or throw out a used rubber in a toilet.. AGH!

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    ^ You were at the Stimulator Club, right? I told you! LOL

    You should out this club. I would prefer to skip it in the future.

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    nah it was the hip hugger girl. seriously, i feel like someone needs to hand me a bottle of tilex and dip me in bleach...

    I will never ever again bitch about vips..

    provided im still working there. I almost feel like running up and hugging the fucking building

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    Why do you call them wiggers when I thought you said they were racist? Don't drag black people into their fucked up behavior.
    And I repeat, come back to us city folk!

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    Yekhefah .. umm .. I am one of those "hideous" Arkansas girls.
    There arnt very many clubs in Arkansas, most of us dance in Memphis or Oklahoma cause the laws are so strict here.
    As far as us being "hideous" I have been to LOTS of clubs in MANY diffeent places, large and small alike, and I have seen just as many not so pretty girls there as I do here.
    In Fact probably on eof the worst dancers I have seen was in a VERY nice upscale place. Most of the girls were 9-10 .. this one wasnt on the scale.
    So .. As far as the money here, most of us do ok. I think it is better to dance here then many other places because we are making 300 a night ish which is what most generally make eveywhere else, but the cost of living is a lot chaper here.
    i pay 550 for a nice brick 3b/2b home in a nice area.
    There are some really good girls around here and I gurantee if you come here you probably wont see anything you didnt see soemwhere else .. its pretty much the same everywhere except the Lodge in Dallas where they appreciate the girls and do more for them than I have ever seen a club do.

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