a moment of silence for our dignity
In a two day working period..the following has been said.
to me , steph and friend.
1. " You know, sometimes the girl will kinda jack me off...can you do that ? "
* steph perfers the Kinda..and jack me off bit.. because it was so sweet and 2nd dance for her at 730 pm. *
2. " Are you a cop? Are you dirty? Well, if I catch you giving a handjob I will kick your ass in the parkinglot "
* steph perfers this one mostly because it was in her first 15 minutes working ever there... and it was said by a 5 ft 3 95 lb stripper, who was wearing a purple wife beater and black thong ..on stage., on top of it we have figured out she musta met the above customer *
3. " I'm cold, I think I shouldn't do so much ........... you know......stuff , because I"m cold. "
* I perfer this one because she had just snorted heroin and was oding...but thought that the hand dryer would save her because it was heat. , oh and she said it was only xanax..not heroin.. *
4. " I gotta go because my ole man he just got pulled over by some pigs n' shit and he had my baby girl n' shit with him and he had some drugs n' shit on him, and I gotta go get the baby from the cop n' shit "
* STeph and I adore this one because , she was super high on coke and was going to the jail to get the baby *
5. " oh........ she's giving a handjob...looky there. "
* steph said this , as we glanced over to watch a girl, on her knees give a handjob ..for 20 dollars. While we smirked and went back to talking about lita ford and possibly dancing to poison, in pumps and ruffle socks.. because the 80s make us happy *
6. "Hey guys, I get to get off of work early because I said my dad had a stroke but I really need to leave so i can hookup with some drugs "
* this is awesome because she kills off her dad to buy meth *
7. " IF ...and I do mean IF i give you a 100 dollars..would you go home with me "
* we like this one because Steph and I have never laughted so hard in our lives... we went from 1000 dollar " would you go home" to...100..apparently since you can get a handjob for 20... 100 is expensive taste "
8. Steph says " you are hurting me "
Man says " NICE "
STeph makes face and goes " NO not nice...OUCH "
* steph likes this because not only did he dig his nails into her hips but he also spoke broken english, and paid her 10 bucks *
9. " I give you 15 for 3 dances...because you'll love me... si ? "
* I like this most best, because not only did he intro me to his dad..brother and 3 cousins...but also ..because he attempted to molest me after he ripped me off, then...asks if I'll call him, because he's in love with me and lives in tipton ( which btw is smaller then kokomo) and can offer me everything since he got a 50 cent raise today, working at frito lay. and then says " you are just scared of latin men " .... yes... so awesome *
10. " I'll make you breakfest girl "
* this is great too because everyone wants to cook us breakfest but they like to remind us ..they are harmless...old men. "
11. guy grabs stephs ass... steph says
" uh no dude "
guy says " honey this ain't chicago, this is Kokomo.. " then tucks her a dollar in the front of her thong.
* we like this because ... steph needed a dollar to play hurt by NIN on the jukebox at 245 am.. and .to show her interpuitive dance of suicide and pain, she pounded her chest and mouthed the words " i hurt myself today "..while the audience stared at her in a g string and running mascara .. ... men began belly flopping like whales on stage so she could squat and pick up dollars ..err a dollar i meant. and then she stood between the two beached whales on stage...with their shirts up ...dollars in their mouthes and began mouthing the rest of the words to the song in agony saying " you can have it all my entire empire of dirt " she liked that the most. *
12. ( pregnant strung out stripper to other stripper )
" Girl, you feelin it yet "
* non pregnant girl * " fuck yah girl. ( then does the whoop whoop sound.) everyone wants a piece of barbies pussy tonight Yall! "
The best part of this is that she has tramp stamped " barbie" ...
The other highlights, are girls dancing in flip flops...
running shoes
doing drugs
disposing of used condoms..meaning they had to remove them from misc dick, then take them 30 feet to the restroom and toss em' with their cigerrette butts and not flush. Steph got to flush the toilet with her shoe. She really liked that one
but we like to think the condom might have been trapped in their vaginas...and they dug it out , because seriously ...it wouldnt surprise us
strippers oding in the bathrooms., and getting yelled at because they didnt do their set.
girls giving handjobs while staring at the wall for 20 ..at least we think 20 dollars
A guy asking to sniff asshole, then saying " man girl, you should fart for me"
fat overweight kokomo men, laying on their backs with shirts up .. wanting their nipples pinched ..for a dollar while girls rubbed their snatches in their face and basically dry titty fucked their crotch... somehow though they didn't like steph and I + friend ( until her last set ) we thank ..depeche mode...she wants revenge and fall out boy for preventing men from coming to our stage....or clapping for that matter.. they dont seem to get our music, and it wasnt a homing device for them.
except stephs last set.. and may this go down in history
and no we aren't making this up...
where 7 ..count them 7 over weight wiggers laid down..shirts up ...with a dollar each .. and she had to do it, she had to bend over them ..crouch if you will...use her boobs and pick up the doors since she refused to use her ass to do so. ...while doing intrupitive dance as well to" keep them seperated " by the offspring
she was a shinning star. , I"m only sorry that I had to miss this set because I had to run out of the building with the other girl we were with.
We also liked the following songs
" she's a sexy mamma "
" she thinks my tractor is sexy "
" Honka tonk budunka dunk " * sorry dorothy *
" losing my religion "
" toy soldiers "
" white trash women " ..this was the theme we think..but we could be wrong
we were secretly waiting for the band screwdriver to come on the jukebox and the crazed meth addicts to run through the club in their flipflops screaming
White power!
and we ...
may never know


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