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    a moment of silence for our dignity
    In a two day working period..the following has been said.

    to me , steph and friend.

    1. " You know, sometimes the girl will kinda jack me off...can you do that ? "

    * steph perfers the Kinda..and jack me off bit.. because it was so sweet and 2nd dance for her at 730 pm. *

    2. " Are you a cop? Are you dirty? Well, if I catch you giving a handjob I will kick your ass in the parkinglot "

    * steph perfers this one mostly because it was in her first 15 minutes working ever there... and it was said by a 5 ft 3 95 lb stripper, who was wearing a purple wife beater and black thong ..on stage., on top of it we have figured out she musta met the above customer *

    3. " I'm cold, I think I shouldn't do so much ........... you know......stuff , because I"m cold. "

    * I perfer this one because she had just snorted heroin and was oding...but thought that the hand dryer would save her because it was heat. , oh and she said it was only xanax..not heroin.. *

    4. " I gotta go because my ole man he just got pulled over by some pigs n' shit and he had my baby girl n' shit with him and he had some drugs n' shit on him, and I gotta go get the baby from the cop n' shit "

    * STeph and I adore this one because , she was super high on coke and was going to the jail to get the baby *

    5. " oh........ she's giving a handjob...looky there. "

    * steph said this , as we glanced over to watch a girl, on her knees give a handjob ..for 20 dollars. While we smirked and went back to talking about lita ford and possibly dancing to poison, in pumps and ruffle socks.. because the 80s make us happy *

    6. "Hey guys, I get to get off of work early because I said my dad had a stroke but I really need to leave so i can hookup with some drugs "

    * this is awesome because she kills off her dad to buy meth *

    7. " IF ...and I do mean IF i give you a 100 dollars..would you go home with me "

    * we like this one because Steph and I have never laughted so hard in our lives... we went from 1000 dollar " would you go home" to...100..apparently since you can get a handjob for 20... 100 is expensive taste "

    8. Steph says " you are hurting me "

    Man says " NICE "

    STeph makes face and goes " NO not nice...OUCH "

    * steph likes this because not only did he dig his nails into her hips but he also spoke broken english, and paid her 10 bucks *

    9. " I give you 15 for 3 dances...because you'll love me... si ? "

    * I like this most best, because not only did he intro me to his dad..brother and 3 cousins...but also ..because he attempted to molest me after he ripped me off, then...asks if I'll call him, because he's in love with me and lives in tipton ( which btw is smaller then kokomo) and can offer me everything since he got a 50 cent raise today, working at frito lay. and then says " you are just scared of latin men " .... yes... so awesome *

    10. " I'll make you breakfest girl "

    * this is great too because everyone wants to cook us breakfest but they like to remind us ..they are harmless...old men. "

    11. guy grabs stephs ass... steph says

    " uh no dude "

    guy says " honey this ain't chicago, this is Kokomo.. " then tucks her a dollar in the front of her thong.

    * we like this because ... steph needed a dollar to play hurt by NIN on the jukebox at 245 am.. and .to show her interpuitive dance of suicide and pain, she pounded her chest and mouthed the words " i hurt myself today "..while the audience stared at her in a g string and running mascara .. ... men began belly flopping like whales on stage so she could squat and pick up dollars ..err a dollar i meant. and then she stood between the two beached whales on stage...with their shirts up ...dollars in their mouthes and began mouthing the rest of the words to the song in agony saying " you can have it all my entire empire of dirt " she liked that the most. *


    12. ( pregnant strung out stripper to other stripper )

    " Girl, you feelin it yet "

    * non pregnant girl * " fuck yah girl. ( then does the whoop whoop sound.) everyone wants a piece of barbies pussy tonight Yall! "

    The best part of this is that she has tramp stamped " barbie" ...


    The other highlights, are girls dancing in flip flops...

    running shoes

    doing drugs

    disposing of used condoms..meaning they had to remove them from misc dick, then take them 30 feet to the restroom and toss em' with their cigerrette butts and not flush. Steph got to flush the toilet with her shoe. She really liked that one

    but we like to think the condom might have been trapped in their vaginas...and they dug it out , because seriously ...it wouldnt surprise us

    strippers oding in the bathrooms., and getting yelled at because they didnt do their set.

    girls giving handjobs while staring at the wall for 20 ..at least we think 20 dollars

    A guy asking to sniff asshole, then saying " man girl, you should fart for me"

    fat overweight kokomo men, laying on their backs with shirts up .. wanting their nipples pinched ..for a dollar while girls rubbed their snatches in their face and basically dry titty fucked their crotch... somehow though they didn't like steph and I + friend ( until her last set ) we thank ..depeche mode...she wants revenge and fall out boy for preventing men from coming to our stage....or clapping for that matter.. they dont seem to get our music, and it wasnt a homing device for them.

    except stephs last set.. and may this go down in history

    and no we aren't making this up...

    where 7 ..count them 7 over weight wiggers laid down..shirts up ...with a dollar each .. and she had to do it, she had to bend over them ..crouch if you will...use her boobs and pick up the doors since she refused to use her ass to do so. ...while doing intrupitive dance as well to" keep them seperated " by the offspring

    she was a shinning star. , I"m only sorry that I had to miss this set because I had to run out of the building with the other girl we were with.


    We also liked the following songs


    " she's a sexy mamma "

    " she thinks my tractor is sexy "

    " Honka tonk budunka dunk " * sorry dorothy *

    " losing my religion "

    " toy soldiers "

    " white trash women " ..this was the theme we think..but we could be wrong

    we were secretly waiting for the band screwdriver to come on the jukebox and the crazed meth addicts to run through the club in their flipflops screaming

    White power!

    and we ...

    may never know
    Last edited by Tart; 11-04-2006 at 04:44 AM.

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    omg what a crazy night! Almost sounds too trashy to be true.

    But why would the girls be screaming white power?

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    rofl.

    your writing style has been great since you went to that club for the night (or was it more then one?)

    lol. keep us updated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by exotisch23
    omg what a crazy night! Almost sounds too trashy to be true.

    But why would the girls be screaming white power?

    lol because girl there you cant dance for black men , there are no black dancers and the N word is said just as often as " do you wanna dance "

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    Btw its more then true and I cannot wait to post a review about it lol. IT was ROUGH however, I toughed it out and we sat up for the last 2 hours cracking up writing our blogs and planning to go stand infront of the fucking place tomorrow and take a photo with it in the background ...as a reminder.

    I recommend it in my own ways.. If you want cash without house fees...tip outs..go up on stage once a night...have friendly girls that aren't assholes... easy dance selling...no schedule at all..then yes it's great.

    but at the same time, its a sad state of affairs because its a breeding ground for young uneducated pretty girls, with a shit load of money...to turn into 50 year old cracked out dancers. The drugs aren't frowned upon ( but I think its' because they almost require them in order to work there.), hooking obviously isn't an issue..nor fucking while dancing since the rubber was in the toilet..although I think that's done in the corners, of the rooms. I feel more sorry then anything else for these girls. They aren't incontrol of themselves. Sure they'll argue with that but truth be told, that places exploits young girls and so do those men.

    I'm not a hater when it comes this industry. i have my moments when I'm fed up with shit. As we all fucking do. But when It comes to this, and now at my offical 11 years of dancing mark, I've seen it all. And when I see a vibrant..attractive young mother .. being grabbed..groped .. poked and rubbed for 10 bucks then running to the bathroom to do her drugs it saddens me. ITs not just ONE girl. Ladies I saw not one SOBER girl there the entire fucking night. 40 girls. NOT ONE! they served underage girls without doubt. Its like holy FUCK. and the guys were the worst shit... 20 bucks and they were pulling their cocks out..

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    If you don't get your picture taken in front of that place I'm not talking to you again!



    lol glad you made it out in one piece
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    OMG! That was hilarious, sad, but phucking hilarious. Tart you are a great writer girl! I wish you would stay there longer, for my entertainment! I would be salivating, waiting to read about what happened each day!
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    That is hilarious, horrid, and on par with everything I've ever heard about the Hugger.
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    Aaaaaiiiieeeee!!!! That shit was funny. I see now my spot is not a honky-tonk afterall...just low maintenance.

    Run, girl, run!!!!! Come back to us city folk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    lol because girl there you cant dance for black men , there are no black dancers and the N word is said just as often as " do you wanna dance "
    OMG. Run, don't walk, away from that place. So did the record scratch when a black guy walked in the room?
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    no but they all avoided the few black men that came in there. it was as if they "didn't " see them sitting there.I felt so bad having to walk by people that wanted dances and WOULD NOT have grabbed on me.

    If i woulda known earlier in the night I was leaving , i would have done it so I wouldn't have cared what people had to say or me getting fired with my shit tossedout on the street

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    Yeah, but that's not a risk you wanna take with a bunch of strung out wild asses like that anyway. You had me rolling on the floor when you said you ran out in those PJs in the other thread. Your writing is really good.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    This made me laugh. Tart you crack me up, you always have the most entertaining posts. Take a picture, and hang it on your wall forever lol.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    LMAO You defintely have to take a picture of this place and post. That place sounds sad and disgusting but funny as hell.

    A guy asking to sniff asshole, then saying " man girl, you should fart for me"

    Wtf ROFLMAO

    Thanks for such an entertaining read!



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    Im stuck in this town one more night. The other girl Steph is actually going back tonight, may the force be with her.

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    wow . Make sure you give it 5 stars in the review for entertainment factor. Thanks for sharing.

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    WOW! Thats all I have to say... sounds like the club from hell. Well at least they dont try to take all your money. Theres that small upside to the club. I mean from the preggo girl on drugs to the girl who had to get her baby from the cops all drugged up to girls giving hj's for $20 it was all so hilarious.

    I wish I could make a book made with excerpts from all the shit I read on here. It would be the funniest stripper book ever. Otoh, I think us (the strippers) would be the only ones who would think this is funny.
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    ^ lol the rest would just find it sad

    I'm not sure what that means for us exactly. The club is extras galore. BUT I'm not pissed or upset. Everyone was nice. Now if they were cunts Id hate that place and be in tears. Instead I find it all funny in a very disturbing way

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    All right! Who wants to go there with me for the express purpose of dancing for black guys and getting thrown out for it?

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    I .. well ... I just dont have anything to say about all this.
    its .. well . trying to find one word .. interesting?

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    A moment of silence for your dignity?!? Sounds more like we need to have a moment of silence for your sanity, lol, sounds like a crazy yet entertaining place.

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    I have no sanity, so we dont need to take a moment for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    All right! Who wants to go there with me for the express purpose of dancing for black guys and getting thrown out for it?
    OOOOO ME ME ME!!!! Oh yeah....they wouldn't hire me. I wouldn't be GOOD ENOUGH for them!

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    Man Tart if you ever go there again, let me know! I want to go to! Then I wouldn't mind my regualr bar so much!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    All right! Who wants to go there with me for the express purpose of dancing for black guys and getting thrown out for it?

    I'M IN!! of course i probably wouldn't get hired since i'm mixed!
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