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    If you cant DRIVE!!!!!!!! I could have fucking killed this guy today! He was going 35, and the speed limit was 60, it was a one lane road, and there was a cop behind me, so i couldent pass him on the side of the road(i have road rage obviously hehe). So, the cop turns off onto anthor road and he STOPS, almost caused an accident! Then he TAKES OFF all crazy like, so im thinking FINALLY YOU JERK! then he stops again. He's just sitting there in the middle of the road. The car behind me almost hits my car. I finally pass him going off the freakin road to do it, and i take off cursing him to hell.


    I go to publix. I drive home and guess who i end up behind?


    The guy!!! He went sooo slow the entire time. god it was so annoying i just had to vent. I wanted to kill him. Im hoping something was wrong with his car, because he CANNOT DRIVE!!!!!!

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    I agree. Being too slow I believe is considered more dangerous than going above the speed limit, according to drivers ED people.

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    Why didn't the cop pull him over and ticket him? most states have a minimum speed limit on highways (or atleast that if you're travelling under a certain speed you're required to put your hazzards on). you shouldve pulled over and let the cop pass you, then swung in behind the cop.

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    ^Yea, I was thinking that... Was the guy old? Old people drivers SCARE me!
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    Did you blow your horn and flash your brights? When people are really obnoxious, so am I. I live in Philly too, that guy would be toast here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sander8son
    Why didn't the cop pull him over and ticket him? most states have a minimum speed limit on highways (or atleast that if you're travelling under a certain speed you're required to put your hazzards on). you shouldve pulled over and let the cop pass you, then swung in behind the cop.

    I believe in Florida, that is 15mph below the speed limit. Now, miss marina I only thought they did that shit in my neck of the woods!!

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    I hear ya. Some people just don't know how to drive. Though sometimes they do it on purpose, which really doesn't help either. Just stupid and inconsiderate. Glad to see you came out of it with nothing more than same animosity toward them, would have been horrible had he caused an accident.
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    Ahh, but you see folks, the elderly are judged by different standards than the rest of us. They have to actually kill someone before the state considers taking their driver's license away for making moving obstacle courses out of our highways.

    And despite overwhelming evidence that these people are at a high risk for causing fatal accidents, don't expect the authorities to do shit about it. Amazing what a group can can get away with when the politicians know that they vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina
    The guy!!! He went sooo slow the entire time. god it was so annoying i just had to vent. I wanted to kill him. Im hoping something was wrong with his car, because he CANNOT DRIVE!!!!!!
    Maybe he was calling ahead to his mom and dad telling them to get ready before he gets home so his parents can chat it up with the girl while he goes to get naked in his spongebob sheets for some un-interupted fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy
    I believe in Florida, that is 15mph below the speed limit. Now, miss marina I only thought they did that shit in my neck of the woods!!

    -I almost typed my neck of the wooks. yeah about right.
    In florida, you can easily contest and under-the-limit ticket and win. Most officers wont do it if the person is older.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Ahh, but you see folks, the elderly are judged by different standards than the rest of us. They have to actually kill someone before the state considers taking their driver's license away for making moving obstacle courses out of our highways.

    And despite overwhelming evidence that these people are at a high risk for causing fatal accidents, don't expect the authorities to do shit about it. Amazing what a group can can get away with when the politicians know that they vote.
    Right, we can't really enact laws to strip them of their "priveledge" of driving. People always claim its a priveledge and not a right(when talking to young folk) but amazing how for the elderly its a right. HOWEVER if police spent as much time ticketting slow and dangerous drivers as much as they did speeders, then the insurance rates for elderly drivers would go skyhigh in surcharges. It would be a way to legally tax the elderly without them being able to cry foul. And you have to figure since some of them are on a fixed budget it would eventually elminate the ability of some of them to drive. AND if your liscense points exceed a certain level you automatically lose your liscense, so you could be stripping them of their liscenses not for being old, but for driving improperly.

    It all comes down to law enforcement actually enforcing the majority of laws instead of just the select few.

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    I have never been deathly afraid of driving until I moved to Florida. They all need to havr their cars taken away and made to take the short bus. Sheesh.
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    Maybe he was calling ahead to his mom and dad telling them to get ready before he gets home so his parents can chat it up with the girl while he goes to get naked in his spongebob sheets for some un-interupted fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miss marina
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    I have never been deathly afraid of driving until I moved to Florida. They all need to havr their cars taken away and made to take the short bus. Sheesh.
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    As far as bad drivers go, I don't let any of my friends from Syd drive me around. In comparison to my friends and I who grew up in the country, they're so bad!

    Most of my male friends have lost their licences due to speeding (and when one was recaught driving unlicenced, he was fined, then did a whole "woe is me i'm a struggling uni student i can't afford this" and they cancelled the fine), one of my chick friends had a car crash and wrote off her car, parents bought her a new one, she crashed it again, got it repaired, then crashed it and wrote it off.

    And another one of my friends was driving, and I'm thinking "why isn't she slowing down?" as we approached a traffic light, which is RED. She zooms through screaming at the guy crossing the road "Get off the fucking road!" and i scream "THAT WAS A RED LIGHT!" "Ohhh...so THAT'S why he was on the road...oh well, there's no red light camera there. Can you check if there's any at all along this road for me?"
    ARRRRGH!

    My country friends are much better, and safer drivers. Maybe because we all started driving around the farms when we were 12 and there was such a huge police presence on the roads where we lived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    In florida, you can easily contest and under-the-limit ticket and win. Most officers wont do it if the person is older.

    Yeah in my neek of the wooks that would probablly happen, esp if older.
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    Agreed, my pet peeve ...

    People driving 4-Wheel drive, high ground clearance, off road capable, pickups and suv's ... who inch there way over speed bumps in parking lots like they have a boxload of explosives in the back. Meanwhile I scream from the back of them, "GET OUT OF THE F'N WAY!!"

    Drives me crazy, put down the Starbucks and cell phone and DRIVE.
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    It is thanks to a slow driver on the way back from a booking on Saturday night that I was running late (I ended up running 20 minutes late) and because I ran so late with that booking I lost another booking. GRR!!

    I am all about being cautious however sometimes ... damn... speed up damnit!

    Oh yeh... I love it when people tap their breaks when you are behind them and for no real obvious reason.. damn I'm agro a little now and I'm about to hit the road to go to Brisbane... lol!

    Then again I shouldn't talk as I'm an agressive driver. I have no troubles flashing my lights at you


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    There will always be "bad" drivers...gotta learn to live with it. I try to avoid road rage because the person im messing with might be crazy enough to do serious harm...

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