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    Okay, when I'm establishing a conversation with a customer I'll ask random questions like what they're doing out on the town, how's their night, etc.

    Well sometimes I'll ask "do ya'll come here often?" if I've seen them before...and they act like I'm asking them if they have herpes or something. They act like going to a strip club is the most revolting thing in the world and they woudln't be caught dead in one.

    "NO!!!!!!" We just came out for....uh....just...uh...to have a drink. *diverts eyes from stage*

    I feel slightly offended - I mean...hello obviously I WORK here...I don't think strip clubs are disgusting and if you do why are you here? Duh..you dont and hello I've seen you here like 3 times in a week so......

    What is it about guys that they dont want to admit they go to strip clubs even when they are IN one talking to a stripper?

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    Try this:
    "so... are you going to START coming here all the time now that you've met me?"
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    Hmmm im a guy and ill admit that i go to strip clubs. My guess is they feel "perveted" if they say they visit strip clubs...just a thought.

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    because people who go to strip clubs are considered losers.

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    it does imply that you think they are a loser because it's assumed we think all customers are losers who can't get attention from women without having to pay for it.

    And if a guy goes a lot, he's even a bigger one....which is obviously different than why we're there.

    So I can see why they don't like it. It may be innocent to you, but it's probably as bad as the "innocent" questions they ask us that we find offensive.

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    This made me think of the famous joke from "Cheers" where Norm said he saw a guy sit at the bar for 18 hours. (He could ONLY see that if he was sitting next to the dude.)

    You could stroke his ego & say, "It's nothing to be ashamed of! If I could stare at naked chicks all day I would!" Or, "I know, you're a vampire, like Brad Pitt in "Interview With A Vampire"! You have to find ways to entertain yourself that don't involve daylight! Ya wanna taste of me? All night, dark lord?"
    (I know, I know. But if you've embarrassed him already, you might as well keep going. LOL)

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    try, "have ya'll been here before?"

    but that is odd... im with you.

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    ^ I guess thats better wording. Its just like...Dude...I know you are here. I see you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68
    try, "have ya'll been here before?"

    but that is odd... im with you.
    Be careful with that one. I've used it before and the guy was like "yeah, and I tipped you. Don't you remember?". I asked when it was and he said "a few months ago". Yeah, I remember

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    They think that going to a strip club often is an indication that they're uncool. They think that WE think they are losers for coming in often. Some strippers actually DO think they're losers for coming in often - how stupid and hypocritical is that?

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    I say, "Didn't I dance for you a couple of weeks ago? I never forget a face.
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    I just never say anything about having seen them before, unless I've actually danced for them before. Of course, if I've seen them before and HAVEN'T danced for them, it's probably because they're not into my type or I don't like them, or they are just the non-buyers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLioness
    Be careful with that one. I've used it before and the guy was like "yeah, and I tipped you. Don't you remember?". I asked when it was and he said "a few months ago". Yeah, I remember
    That one has actually come back and bitten me in the butt too, and I said it to a guy I had danced for before (whoops!!). I know it's impossible to remember everyone, but boy, I sure felt stupid......

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLioness
    Be careful with that one. I've used it before and the guy was like "yeah, and I tipped you. Don't you remember?". I asked when it was and he said "a few months ago". Yeah, I remember
    The nerve! A Dancer should remember every single face she has ever seen! It's the rules, dammit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm
    That one has actually come back and bitten me in the butt too, and I said it to a guy I had danced for before (whoops!!). I know it's impossible to remember everyone, but boy, I sure felt stupid......
    That's happened to me too. But instead of acting embarassed, I just said "Oh, so you came back for seconds, did you?!?"
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    The nerve! A Dancer should remember every single face she has ever seen! It's the rules, dammit!
    Haha! Everyone looks the same to me in the dark And my club sure was dark!

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    it does imply that you think they are a loser because it's assumed we think all customers are losers who can't get attention from women without having to pay for it.

    And if a guy goes a lot, he's even a bigger one....which is obviously different than why we're there.

    So I can see why they don't like it. It may be innocent to you, but it's probably as bad as the "innocent" questions they ask us that we find offensive.
    This is exactly why men don't like it. Doesn't bother me per se, as I'm pretty comfortable being an SCJ and a stripper aficionado , but a lot of men get that negative attitude from a stripper when they know that they're a regular at the club, and it deters them from spending.
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    Well, sometimes the new girls ask "Is this your first time here?". Sorta the same thing except with the assumption that the target doesn't frequent strip clubs?

    (I usually just smile and respond, "you just started here, didn't you? )

    When they ask if I come there often, I ask them what they consider often.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    "Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you get home?"

    (LOL.)

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    Maxy!!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    "Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you get home?"

    (LOL.)

    Nice one.

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