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    Default I'm officially a stripper... I've been sworn in!

    Ok not really but today while giving a LD I was leaning foward with my hands on the back of the custys chair and the custys SUCKED MY NIPPLE... when I pulled away in discust I saw he had taken his dick out of his pants!

    Oh man..... Its official right? Like I'm sworn in now?

    Besides that I had a good day.... Just a weird one.... Like I swear this guy had to be 4'10" and he asked me (tallest girl in the club standing 5'8.5") for a dance.... I'm 6'2" with my heals! Oh man.... It was so awkward.

    Whole day creepy and awkward but good besides all that.....

    To bad I couldnt have dramaticly had him kicked out.... I told him "No you cant do that" and asked for my money and walked away and told the housedaddy but the guy got the clue and got outta there..... Next time that happens I'll make a big scene but jeez..... I'm not a whore. Thanks.

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    Default Re: I'm officially a stripper... I've been sworn in!

    Hugging the tall one's puts your face in all the right places.

    Condolences on meeting a creep.

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    You've had your baptism, hon (joking )



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    Default Re: I'm officially a stripper... I've been sworn in!

    Quote Originally Posted by sol_de_pr2
    You've had your baptism, hon (joking )
    No No! She doesn't want a "baptism!" Ew Ew!

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    No fair! You've been doing this longer than me, I've only put in a week and this has happened to me like 7 times! Haha. Welcome to Houston, Pooka!

    Welcome to the Ewww club!

    Hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell
    Welcome to the Ewww club! Hehe.
    I guess that makes me an official member of the Ewww club too! What is it we call it-the goldfish move?? At least that's what it reminds me of, anyways.... But yes, you have been officially initiated! Actually, there's this stuff you can put on your nipples that makes them taste absolutely nasty if a custy happens to catch you when you're not looking, and for the life of me, I can't remember what it's called! I wish I did, because I could seriously use some!

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    I think someone very aptly called it the "open-mouth bass" move a long time ago. It definitely fits. Yeah, I think that means you're initiated

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    The stuff virgoamm is talking about is bitter apple. It's a spray that's designed to keep your dog from chewing on stuff. You can get it at any pet shop...

    And... congratulations???? It feels so weird to say that about this, but you seem, well, happy that that hurdle has been jumped...

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    At least he didnt dub you with his sword. :S Oh god. Well at least you know you can deal with creepos well.
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    Yeah. I think it's when a girl gets her first jerkoff like that, that she sees whether she can really handle this business. If she gets totally freaked out, she might as well cut her losses and quit - save herself the emotional trauma. If she handles the guy, sets her boundaries, and doesn't get all freaked out, she's good to go. Our Collegegirl has just shown she can handle it

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    Yay for the strong willed and not easily freaked out Strippers! We have lossa stories to tell the grandkids later, right? Erm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell
    Yay for the strong willed and not easily freaked out Strippers! We have lossa stories to tell the grandkids later, right? Erm...
    Hahaha, well yes Pooka, that's ONE way to look at it...
    Nipple sucking is probably my *biggest* pet peeve when dancing!!!

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    ^^Uh huh. I fucking HATE that more than anything. Of course I dislike them grabbing, groping, trying to poke, etc. But the nipple sucking thing is the MOST annoying. It makes me want to knock them out of their chairs

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    Tell me about it! I don't know why it irritates me so much, but I hate it even more than if they tried to grab me between my legs! It really can be painful, too.

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    I've never had a guy pull it out while I was doing a dance. I've had them try to lick me, and I've had the occasional grab for the crotch, but that's it. (Watch, I'll go in tonight and it will happen, lol.)
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    ^^I've had that happen a couple of times. Not to mention the nasty pricks who want you to sit on it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I think someone very aptly called it the "open-mouth bass" move a long time ago. It definitely fits. Yeah, I think that means you're initiated

    haha i call it hungry grouper

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    DISGUSTING. I am SO glad I work in a no touching allowed club and this is WHY I watch people like a hawk during lapdances! Gross!

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    At least he didn't come on you. I remember a new girl who actually passed out because during her first lapdance she kept grinding and grinding and the guy blew his load. It seeped through his shorts and got on her. She passed out and when she woke up she marched to the dressing room crying and screaming about what had happened, and stormed out never to be heard from again.
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    I've never had a guy get a nipple, but I have had guys lick me between my breasts. The worst part is, I can't always tell if they're doing it. Sometimes a cold nose feels like a tongue, but I'm looking and can see it's not. (Good to know he's healthy though. That and the shiny fur.) Also, if I'm sweaty (yum, yum) it can be hard to feel extra moisture. The last thing I want to do is yell at some guy who didn't do anything wrong and who's spending money. On the other hand, I hate the idea of a customer's tongue on me. Serious ick! Does anyone else have this problem, or do I just have particularly insensitive cleavage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn
    ... and when she woke up she marched to the dressing room crying and screaming about what had happened, and stormed out never to be heard from again.
    LOL @ your delivery of that story. That's sad, but sooo funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn
    At least he didn't come on you. I remember a new girl who actually passed out because during her first lapdance she kept grinding and grinding and the guy blew his load. It seeped through his shorts and got on her. She passed out and when she woke up she marched to the dressing room crying and screaming about what had happened, and stormed out never to be heard from again.

    I kind of hope the guy who did it was totally freaked out and felt really bad. Maybe freaked out enough to have a hard time getting a hard on during lap dances for say, mmmm, two weeks? Does that seem like a fair amount of time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl
    I've never had a guy pull it out while I was doing a dance. I've had them try to lick me, and I've had the occasional grab for the crotch, but that's it. (Watch, I'll go in tonight and it will happen, lol.)
    me too. i've never had a guy get his cock out, or touch me in any serious manner. and i've been dancing for nearly 4 years. guess i must just be lucky. *touches some nearby wood*

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    ^^hhhheheheh hehe. She said 'wood'.

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