best design: the upside is the material is very thin and comfortable. the great design allows it to pass for a pair of regular pants. obviously, the down side is the light color and the price for a garment that will most likely end up smelling of smoke, booze and body spray and stained by glitter, make-up, saliva and man gravy by the end of the night. frequent and high dry cleaning bills not included.
exotic design: i guess it's okay.....if you're bruce lee going to a dojo to avenge the death of your master, but not a sc. then again, if you want to show a stripper that you really mean business about her re-paying you that $900 you loaned her for a brain transplant for her dying cat. hey, it might work.
perv power pants: when strippers sees a PL wearing these pants. they will know that you're a man of action. uncontrollably, they will flock over to him attracted by very large bulge in his pants. no, not that bulge, but the large bulge along the hip. yes, these microfiber pants are so thin. a slavic stripper with cataracts can count the amount of money in a PL's pocket in a dimly lit room from 20 yards away. the only drawback is the lace-up crotch. velcro would be a better choice for freeing willy.
weirdest pants: uhhh...only if you have the power to grant magic wishes with nod of the head and a blink of the eyes.



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