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    Anyone have some good Yo mama jokes? Ill start:
    1.Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!
    2.yo mama has so much hair in her arm pit, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
    3.Yo mama so stank, she makes right guard take a left.
    4.Yo mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
    5.yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu...thick and chunky!

    Whatcha got?

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    Default Re: Yo mama

    My fave has always been:

    Yo Mama's teeth so yellow.. When she smiles, cars slow down.


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    Your momma so fat, she jumps rope with sausage links.

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    Default Re: Yo mama

    i coach soccer, and on a bus ride one kid said these two and i almost fell over laughing as you didnt expect this tiny 11 year old to tell these two.

    yo mama's so dirty when someone called her for phone sex they got an ear infection.

    yo mama's like a refrigerator - she let's everybody stick their meat in it.

    Love it!

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