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    Default My anti-cancer pills

    I bet you were expecting to see a vitamin regimen or something, hehe.

    I refer to my hormonal contraceptives as my anti-cancer pills. Why? A baby is the ultimate tumor. My nursing instructor explained it this way: Chemotherapeutic drugs are incredibly toxic to developing fetuses. Why? Because chemotherapy targets rapidly dividing cells like cancer cells. What is a fetus? A rapidly dividing ball of cells that leeches like hell and eventually breaks off to become autonomous!

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    Unless it's Kevin Federline!!!! Oooooh...... I kid, I kid!

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    Default Re: My anti-cancer pills

    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    I bet you were expecting to see a vitamin regimen or something, hehe.

    I refer to my hormonal contraceptives as my anti-cancer pills. Why? A baby is the ultimate tumor. My nursing instructor explained it this way: Chemotherapeutic drugs are incredibly toxic to developing fetuses. Why? Because chemotherapy targets rapidly dividing cells like cancer cells. What is a fetus? A rapidly dividing ball of cells that leeches like hell and eventually breaks off to become autonomous!
    Right on. From South Park: "Pregnancy Is The Worst STD a man can give you!" (Ms. Chokesoncock.)

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