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    I did something REALLY MEAN! (& I cant stop laughing)

    At work theres this lecherious old fart that comes in & only takes the biggest extras girl for a private show (supprise supprise) but the worst thing is he boasts about it to us & tells us how she lets him touch & play with her body & says "If only more girls here were like her", I once suggested he go to a brothel but he said "it just wasnt the same" .Reasently Miss Extras girl left to go back to England & forgot to tell the old fart, on wed he asked me were Joy* was? (Hehe, I ceased the opportunity) With a very concerned look on my face I took him by the hand to the quiet section of the club & told him "WHAT, you mean you didnt know? She HAD to leave, we found out she has........ hepatitis, she was pretty much forced to leave"

    the poor old fart turned quite pale sitting down a his table nursing the same drink for hours & at times looking very dazed & distant

    Ha, try to cheapen up my club!

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    LMAO. Priceless.
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    I woulda said herpes, but that's a good one!!!!
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    heh heh. sleazy old geezer.

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    HAHAHA!!! That's awesome!!! Good for him and his upcoming hepatitis screening!!

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    That is seriously great

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    LMAO!!! Maybe he'll think twice now. Stupid fuck

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    That's awesome. Maybe he'll change his mind about more girls should be like her. What a perv.

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    Ive always wanted to tell a custy that about a girl! I shall live through you. I hope he thinks twice the next time some girl offers her over used pussy to him for an extra $50. "Does she have hep?" Mwahahaha!
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    Yay I shall live vicariously through you! That's fuckin great!
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    Cool
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    Wait, wouldn't they have to do something like sharing a needle for hep to be transmitted? Someone tell me! Either way, you got the reaction you wanted. That's so AWESOME! Haha! (You could have thrown AIDS in there for good measure)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21
    Wait, wouldn't they have to do something like sharing a needle for hep to be transmitted? Someone tell me! Either way, you got the reaction you wanted. That's so AWESOME! Haha! (You could have thrown AIDS in there for good measure)
    I guess I'm the only one who doesn't think it's hilarious. I guess if 'ol girl comes back and finds out you've been telling people she has a blood borne disease it will get really funny!
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    Bella- That's what I was thinking! AIDS would have really driven the point home... quite hilarious, regardless.
    And, a little OT, but very very simply: Hep B is an std that can be transmitted via blood, semen, mucus, saliva... Hep C is probably what you were thinking of and can only be transmitted via blood. There are actually 5 different types of hepatitis: A-E.

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    Hep A can be transmitted through sex, too. Good for you, Kittencaboodle.


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    Bwahahaha Haaaahahaha!!!! I loooove it! Old dirty Bastid!

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    I would've loved to see that! I hope I get the opportunity to do that someday!

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    I don't think its funny at all. Bad karma....

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    I think it's hysterical.

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    I think it is very funny. The extras girl was the one who broke the law and the customer was an ass for not going to a brothel in the first place.

    Maybe next time you can tell the guy that she had antibiotic resistant TB and although she doesn't have long to live the government still had to quarentine her.


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    That's awful... but so goddamn funny I can't even be mad at it. LOL, I don't even think I could even think of something like that. I feel kinda bad for the old man, but hey, you play with fire and you're gonna get burned, right? hehehe, good one

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    Hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl
    I guess I'm the only one who doesn't think it's hilarious. I guess if 'ol girl comes back and finds out you've been telling people she has a blood borne disease it will get really funny!
    I agree.I dont like this kind of stuff.I dont like cruelness and rumors of any sort.They are retarded and mean.Thats shitty.Especially if he made that shit up about her.Which alot of guys do that stuff.You may have caused a recipe for disaster for yourself.Like you end up getting your face smacked off your head.If it were me I would make your life hell at the club.I would insult you to your face in front of everyone,tell everyone what you did etc.,make you look horrible until you leave the club or if could not stand it just go fucking ballistic on your ass.As alot of girls take breaks for a month and come back.She could have just said leaving and is taking a break.I guess you may have karma roll back around on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I don't think its funny at all. Bad karma....
    Maybe that was just some of HIS bad karma catching up with him

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    If she wasn't an extras girl....

    why did the guy's face go completely ashen and started freaking about it? Kissing, genital to genital, gential to mouth...all great ways to catch certain strains of hep (which I'm sure is what he was thinking).

    Think of it as a public service: maybe he'll think twice about getting sexual services in a strip club. The next girl really MIGHT have a STI or other disease! You may have saved the scumbag's life!

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