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    You know those nights. It is hella slow or winding down early. You have a few custy that are just hanging around (they already spent plenty of money). All of the dancers have made plenty. Doesn't happen often but I do love those times. Perfect for learning new pole moves and to see the mgt try some moves themselves. Nothing like seeing your old mgr do a pole trick. The cashier actually broke the pole when he tried to swing on it, at one club. Also a perfect time for butt shaking contests.

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    Ha Ha I can think of some great times like that. Theres a great girl at my club that when its slow she keeps us all laughing. She puts on silly costumes and does crazy stuff on stage.

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    Oh......good times. It's the only time I get to see my fave cocktail waitress rock the stage!!!
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    Never got to see the male staff do a performance of the "Full Monty" though. Or do I really want to see that ?

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    We had a slow night like that where they closed the doors early and let some of the regulars stay.

    One guy got up there naked, swung around the pole and landed smack on his ass with his balls underneath him.

    Now, I don't have balls, but that one made me go OUCH!!

    (it was pretty damn funny though)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel
    We had a slow night like that where they closed the doors early and let some of the regulars stay.

    One guy got up there naked, swung around the pole and landed smack on his ass with his balls underneath him.

    Now, I don't have balls, but that one made me go OUCH!!

    (it was pretty damn funny though)
    HAHAHAHHA! Holy crap! I wish shit like that happened at my club.

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    One Saturday night it was almost 3:30 in the morning and everyone just wanted to go home since we'd all been there for 12 1/2 hours, so they let all 8 girls go on stage at once to clean the guys out (the stage was full of custys), and one of the girls got the mic from the announcer, and we played 2 totally dumb songs- I can't remember the 1st one, but the second one was "what a man" by salt n pepa and the dancer rapped along with the song and actually knew all the words. We were all on stage laughing our asses off, but we accomplished our mission of taking the last of everyone's money and clearing the stage so we all could go home. It was great.
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