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    Hahahahahhaha

    *sooo red*

    So my effing AWESOME tenant (the one that tells me I'm 'deathly thin' and in need of her 'soul cooking' she is soooo sweet and kind) bought me a card.

    My BATHROOM closet is her BATHROOM's wall.

    Apparently it's worth the card to tell me my singing makes her laugh. If she was 40 years younger....


    *singing*

    Tonight the music seems so loud...I wish that we could lose this crowd
    Maybe it's better this way... We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

    We could have been so good together
    We could have lived this dance forever.... But no one's gonna dance with me

    Please stay

    And I'm never gonna dance again... Guilty feet have got no rhythm
    Though it's easy to pretend... I know you're not a fool

    Should've known better than to cheat a friend... And waste the chance that I've been given
    So I'm never gonna dance again... The way I danced with you


    Off to long beach folks... see you on the other side...literally.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    You're to much, you careless whisperer you!
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    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
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    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus

    So my effing AWESOME tenant (the one that tells me I'm 'deathly thin' and in need of her 'soul cooking' she is soooo sweet and kind) bought me a card.



    She's so right! Eat a sammich, man! Eat two!
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    I'll help fatten you up, boy, don't you worry. Just be sure to wake me up before you go go.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Considering all the factors involved, the Wrongness Quotient of this thread rates a 7.5 and requires your immediate attention.

    Mast, please report at once to the SW Cultural Re-education camp.

    That is all.
    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    ... you can never be too thin... or too into Wham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    You're to much, you careless whisperer you!
    Heh, Jayda,
    If there's a smiiiillleee on my face it's only there trying to fool the public
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    She's so right! Eat a sammich, man! Eat two!
    She leaves me lots of fried chicken I don't eat and let my employees have.

    But, I guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands, could be time spent with you.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    I'll help fatten you up, boy, don't you worry. Just be sure to wake me up before you go go.
    I highly doubt you'd fatten me up, however make me smile with great food would obviously be a given, however

    Earth Angel, Earth Angel, Wont you be mine?
    My darling dear...
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Considering all the factors involved, the Wrongness Quotient of this thread rates a 7.5 and requires your immediate attention.

    Mast, please report at once to the SW Cultural Re-education camp.

    That is all.
    PUT IT IN MUH MOOOOOHOWWWW OOOUUTTTHHHH

    MY MUTHA FUCKAN MOOOOWWWW HOWWWW OOOUUUTTTHHHH
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus
    ... you can never be too thin... or too into Wham.
    Right on both accounts!

    Break it down again

    So those are my dreams
    And these are my eyes
    Stand tall like a man
    Head strong like a horse

    When it's all mixed up
    Better break it down
    In the world of secrets
    In the world of sound

    It's in the way you're always hiding from the light
    See for yourself you have been sitting on a time bomb
    No revolution maybe someone somewhere else
    Could show you something new about you and your inner song
    And all the love and all the love in the world
    Won't stop the rain from falling
    Waste seeping underground
    I want to break it down

    Break it down again

    So those are my schemes
    And these are my plans
    Hot tips for the boys
    Fresh news from the force

    When it's all mixed up
    Better break it down
    In the world of silence
    In the world of sound

    " No sleep for dreaming" say the architects of life
    Big bouncing babies, bread and butter can I have a slice
    They make no mention of the beauty of decay
    Blue, yellow, pink umbrella save it for a rainy day
    And all the love and all the love in the world
    Won't stop the rain from falling
    Waste seeping underground
    I want to break it down

    Horsin' around
    Pray to power
    Play to the crowd with your big hit sound
    And they won't simmer won't simmer, won't simmer down
    Play to the crowd
    Pay to the crowd
    Play yeah yeah

    It's in the way you're always hiding from the light
    Fast off to heaven just like Moses on a motorbike
    No revolution maybe someone somewhere else
    Could show you something new to help
    With the ups and downs
    I want to break it down
    Break it down again

    Break it down again
    No more sleepy dreaming
    No more building up
    It is time to dissolve
    Break it down it again
    No more sleepy dreaming
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    PUT IT IN MUH MOOOOOHOWWWW OOOUUTTTHHHH

    MY MUTHA FUCKAN MOOOOWWWW HOWWWW OOOUUUTTTHHHH
    What are we gonna do with you?!

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