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    Sad I so need to fuck this guy!

    We have an entry-level kid working on this show... he's about 22 and it's his first movie. His paperwork is making my job difficult, but I can't get mad at him because he's so fucking cute! Every day he looks sexier and sexier. Today I have been quivering every time I see him, and I'm probably ogling like crazy. I've been having raunchy sex dreams about him every night for the past week, and I keep fantasizing about sneaking off at work for a hard fuck.

    I don't want a relationship with him. I just want to fuck his brains out and then go back to L.A., where I will never see him again.

    He hasn't shown any interest in me at all, and there are rumors that he's gay, so it won't happen. Grrgh. I have masturbated at work twice today. There's one more week left of the shoot, during which time I have to meet with this guy several times to rectify the paperwork he's messed up. And every time I talk to him, I can't think of anything except dirty sex.

    This is so frustrating.

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    Default Re: I so need to fuck this guy!

    is he messing it up so he gets an opportunity to be chastised by you?

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    What a great post! =)

    He hasn't shown interest? And you think he's gay?

    Take him out. Go out, have a few drinks. See, how he responds.

    And if he's gay...mine as well, tell him and see what he says.

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    I have no opportunity to see him socially; I've tried. He never comes out to hang with the crew, and we work 16 hours a day or more. He's sharing a room so I can't just drop over and say hi (we're all staying in a hotel). There's just no opportunity here, even if he was interested, and I'm pretty sure he's not.

    Four more days, four more days, four more days...

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    Ahhhh, without even reading the poster I knew it was you, Yekhefah.

    Maybe drag him away and blow him in a dressing room?


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    If I thought he'd let me, believe you me, I'd have done it already.

    I am so fucking pent up right now. It doesn't help that I'm having an absolutely rotten day and I need a good hard raunchy violent fuck to blow off steam. I want to rough him up and ravage the hell out of him and I can't! *sob*

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    Ive been watching this thread all day. I hope to find you've mauled him soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    If I thought he'd let me, believe you me, I'd have done it already.

    I am so fucking pent up right now. It doesn't help that I'm having an absolutely rotten day and I need a good hard raunchy violent fuck to blow off steam. I want to rough him up and ravage the hell out of him and I can't! *sob*
    Yek, you have to jump this guy's bones. Find a way. I believe in you...
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    Heh, its not masturbate at work day until Nov 16!

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    Hope you get to do him!

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    Jump his bones! jump his bones....

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    I vote for bone jumping!

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    I heart Yekhefah in total horn dog mode!

    Quote Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen
    Jump his bones! jump his bones....


    It's the drum that kills me.

    *Joins the chant* Jump his bones! Jump his bones!

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    Yekhefah,

    Walk up to him next time he's by a wall, grab both shoulders... and SLAM him into the wall, then put your nose on the base of his neck, push your body into him, and blow ever so lightly on his neck up to his ear. Then wisper "Call Me". and walk away.

    Even if he doesn't have your number and is gay, he'll find your number and call.

    You need to remind yourself how hot you are my LA vixen.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    By the way, all I know is what I wrote above works with women... and better after the initial phone call... if I do it to soon, I tend to get, what I've learned is the "Twat Blocker"
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiyla
    I vote for bone jumping!

    I'm a citizen so I second this vote!

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    Honey I know it's made for men but in this desperate time you might want to resort to trying Sex Panther cologne for yourself


    Seriously tho, if you have nothing to lose since you won't see him again then freakin' tell him something nasty you would like to do to him. If nothing happens it will still be funny to see him a little rattled for the remaining days..

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    ...Yekhefah has RIL disease !!!
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    I keep waiting for you to post that you handed him a note with the papers he needed to fix to meet you at x spot at x time and got what you desired. Go get em tiger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X
    freakin' tell him something nasty you would like to do to him. If nothing happens it will still be funny to see him a little rattled for the remaining days..

    -E
    Oh I looove that thought.

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    Still nothing. No chance, no opportunity. It's so freakin' cold out here, we're all wearing six layers of clothing so it can't happen at work, and I don't see him after. I'm just pent-up. It doesn't help that I'm feeling a little shitty and bored with my bf right now too, so I'm going nuts obsessing over fucking this poor (probably gay) kid... *sigh*

    I'll probably drink too much at the wrap party and come on to him in a really awful way, and wind up making an ass of myself. I did that to Pee-Wee Hermann once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    I'll probably drink too much at the wrap party and come on to him in a really awful way, and wind up making an ass of myself. I did that to Pee-Wee Hermann once.
    No way.

    Man, you can't just mention that and not tell the whole story!

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    just out of curiosity (not to thread jack!) what kind of movie are you makeing??? Sounds like fun!!
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    look how many people you have on your side.. you HAVE to do it now!!

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    Pee Wee, woo hoo. I love Paul Rubens, when he's not dressed as Pee Wee, I think he's hot.

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