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    Ok, I have this problem. I keep chickening out on auditioning. I've done it before, I don't know why I'm torturing myself this way.
    I've even gone as far as getting dressed, makeup hair nails wax, all that needs to be done, and chickening out when I'm driving there.
    It's a nude club, so I think, no I have an ugly pussy. I've never done nude before.
    I'll think I'm too fat(I'm 5'8 and weighed in at 156 this morning, so not perfect, but def not fat. I'll loose the last 15 when I dance anyways) I'm skinnier then when I started dancing last time too.
    I'll think Im too old..at 25.
    The fact is, I won't become a stripper statistic because I have goals and know what I need the mony for. WHY am I being so stupid? Kick me in the ass and tell me to go audition please?

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    Go to the audition!

    I was full of butterflies yesterday and almost backed out, but I went into my local club, asked to work, and they just put me on immediately!
    I only did 8 dances, but I came out just fine. I love it!

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    Go go go!

    Like chilired, I was damn intimidated about the thought of going an audition. But after reading the newbie threads on SW for the last couple of weeks, I've built the courage to approach a local club so now I've got my very FIRST audition this Friday! It's scary, but once you make that call and make a date, the fear turns into excitement and it's great!

    Also, have a squizz at Heaven's thread if you're still having qualms about auditioning. It did wonders for me.

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49346

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    Quote Originally Posted by susie2
    Ok, I have this problem. I keep chickening out on auditioning. I've done it before, I don't know why I'm torturing myself this way.
    I've even gone as far as getting dressed, makeup hair nails wax, all that needs to be done, and chickening out when I'm driving there.
    It's a nude club, so I think, no I have an ugly pussy. I've never done nude before.
    I'll think I'm too fat(I'm 5'8 and weighed in at 156 this morning, so not perfect, but def not fat. I'll loose the last 15 when I dance anyways) I'm skinnier then when I started dancing last time too.
    I'll think Im too old..at 25.
    The fact is, I won't become a stripper statistic because I have goals and know what I need the mony for. WHY am I being so stupid? Kick me in the ass and tell me to go audition please?
    You can do it-all night long!!! No seriously-you've danced before, so it shouldn't be a problem. It sounds to me like you're worried about the whole going nude thing-why don't you audition at a topless club if you feel more comfortable doing that? And hon, don't worry about your weight. At your height, that's normal! Plus, you'll drop weight once you start dancing again. When I started four months ago, I was nearly 140-at 5'2! I weigh 115 now and I'm in the best shape of my life-I haven't weighed this much-or little since I was 15!! And age, smage. It's just a number. It all depends on how you look! Hell, I'm 29 and I swear, EVERY custy I talk to asks me how old I am-I guess they think I'm uderage or something-and no, I am not joking! So, do it, do it, do it-you'll be fine, and I'll be rooting for ya....

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    honey, I'm 5'8" and 165 and i have a 27" waist. its called muscle and curves - men love it!

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    Thanks every one! I'm going tomorrow or tuesday. Woohoo! I can't wait! I've been trying on my dif. outfits trying to find "the one" but I can't decide. I've bought a new bag to cary my gear, and new perfume, and I have the pheromone perfume as well. I've narrowed my shoes down to three pairs..lol I also bought a new garter and a new gown.
    I down to 30 bucks in my bank, so now is the time
    I bought these freshen up wipes for the twat, and I think that will quell my fear on that issue.
    I'm off to pack my bag!
    Yippee!
    Thanks stripperweb!

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    Also, after I chickend out cuz of the ugly pussy last time someone posted a link w/all these pussy pics for types and whatnot, and it's quite cute compaired to the ones there! Anyways, thanks again!

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    Well, I'm all made up, have my bag packed, and am heading out the door..and TADAA, I'm excited! I can't wait..hello! Thanks for listening to my ramblings and supporting me.
    Wish me luck that they don't tell me to loose ten pounds, lol

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    Good luck! Tell us how it goes!

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    I'm too fat. I figured I would be when I walked in and all the girls were a size 5 and under. They did tell me to come back. There was also like twenty girls and 4 guys. I'm curious though, all the guys stopped talking to watch me, and it wasn't looks of shes too fat. Also, when i was walking in the first time, I heard a guy say alright about me.
    So, it was my first time on stage in forever, and my first ever nude. I did fine as far as nerves, the only thing I was nervous about was the staff.
    Face wise, I was one of he best in the place, body wise, the fattest definately.
    Even though I didn't get it this time, I will be back..I loved being up there again...I miss the crowd, being on stage, all that. Besides, I think I'll work at a lower tier club(nothing tones up like dancing does) then move my way up. Although, compaired to the other clubs I've worked at, this was low tier..lol
    So, any one know any hole in the walls in flint michigan that hire fat asses?

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    shut uppppppp. dont say you're too fat. even if you ARE bigger, SOME GUYS LIKE THAT. dont get so down on yourself like that

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    I totally agree with Britt ^^. There is a club in Tampa KNOWN for their strictness on weight-if you were anything above heroin chic you were turned down. Don't let it get to you. Try to find a larger club in the area, they usually hire a variety of girls. My room mate is thick and sexy and makes hella money cause of her phenomenal figure. She would def. not be able to work at the Tampa club. The club I'm at now is all shapes and sizes, and I have come to find most guys prefer women who have ass and thighs to a women who does not. Some clubs are super stupid when it comes to requirements. Like the song goes... Don't worry bout them haters, keep your nose up in the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkparamount
    honey, I'm 5'8" and 165 and i have a 27" waist. its called muscle and curves - men love it!
    WOW I am 5'7" 140lbs and a 30 inch waist, blahh

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    When you seek out a club to work at, observe the sizes of the girls who work there. If you are a size 10 for instance, and everyone there is a size 2-6 with implants, that is obviously not the club for you. If you visit a club with thicker girls in the mix, you know you could possibly have a chance of getting hired there, right?

    Always visit clubs as a customer before asking for a job.

    Plus, don't look at this business as something bad. It's not what you do, but how you do it, right? There is no such thing as a stripper statistic. And 25 is just a baby.

    Is it better to work in an office and make $35,000 a year or dance and make $60,000?

    It's all about the money. Don't worry about what people think about you. Find like minded friends.

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    Lol Susie, I have the same problem. I've gotten dressed and all done and on my drive to the club, I start chickening out and turn my car back around. This has happened no less than five times. Once I actually got the job but could not get myself to go back the next day. But this is something I want to do so bad, I fantasize about it all the time, I need the money like hell, I am so broke right now, I've been eating ramen for the past week. I need a kick in the ass or something. I wish I had someone who would go through the experience with me, my friends all think i'm crazy.

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    Tina- your awesome, thank you. That really came out a lot more negative then I meant. I am going to try other clubs, like I said. Probably not next week, but soon! No way can I live on squat for the next couple years while I go to college. Plus, I just love dancing, the games in the hustling, being on stage, yadda yadda...Love it!
    I think next time instead of trying to hide the fact that I'm welly endowed in the back side I will flaunt it, mabe dance to whole lotta rosie(although I'm not a whore, but, eh?) and queen, fat bottomed girls. I remember a while ago someone posted about this chick who was overly large, and some custy called her miss piggy, so she played it up with the piggy ears, called herself miss piggy and banked from it.
    Sweet, going back after I get hired won't be a problem for me. I can deal with horny men quite effectively I just have a hard time with the auditions. I'm also mildly out of touch with working the stage(I used to be f*ing awesome, and will be again dammit!) and can only do a couple spins on the pole now(but boy did I feel like giggling like a school girl when I did that!).
    Just get out there and do it while you can sweet! It's an honor, not a privalege, so get it down while you can.
    Thanks to every body else also, your advice/support is very appreciated!

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    Definitely flaunt your ass. When I was making the rounds last night, I approached some random asian guy and he said to me, "sorry, but I'm just looking for a giant ass!"

    So yeah!

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