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    Angry Had to do it

    So during what turned out to be the last dance of a long, slow night, I had one of those dirty, handsy old men who is always wiggilng his tongue at you. AND tryiing to suck my fingers. I let him do it once or twice, jsut to get him off his gurad . . . . .

    THEN I DIPPED MY FINGER IN THE ASHTRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!






    Say what you will, He was not a bar regular, nor a big spender, nor was he anybody I would want for a regular again. NO loss, was that one!


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    Wooooo!!! Love it! What was his reaction?




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    Hahahahaha..... but eewwww as well.
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    hahahahaha, brilliant!

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    Did he see you dip it in the ashtray?If so did he still lick your finger or did you dip it in and let it be a surprise?It would have been great if you dipped it and then forced him to do it again and said something really shitty or accidently spill his beer on him and giggle and leave.

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    HAHAHAHAHA! I love those moments. I have this dirty picture of an old man with octopussy arms flailing about with his grody tongue wiggling at you in a snake like fashion. Sick... he deserved that.
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    Ahh... priceless...
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    What happened next Colleen..spill







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    That's hilarious!!!!!

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    Serves him right! I hate when guys try to do shit like that, their slobber stinks. He got what he deserved.

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    I let it be a surprise. He made an awful face and tried to play it off like he didn't know. You should have seen the way he looked at me when I asked if he wanted another . . . dance!

    I have been hanging out with you guys too long. I am getting vindictive.


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    Ah, who cares! He deserved it. It's not like you were gonna ruin your night! It was over, he was leaving! Good for you!

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    Exactly!!!^^^

    Good on ya, if he had said anything about it, you should told him you were hickory-smoked, and you'd just stuck your fingers in your thong.
    Nasty Phucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colleen
    You should have seen the way he looked at me when I asked if he wanted another . . . dance!

    I have been hanging out with you guys too long. I am getting vindictive.
    Woooooohoohoo!!!! That was a scream. So now I gotta do that!

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    Eeeewwww! I guess he stoppped trying to lick your fingers huh? LOL!

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    Extra laughs that he tried to play it off. Shows he knew he was being fucked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    Exactly!!!^^^

    Good on ya, if he had said anything about it, you should told him you were hickory-smoked, and you'd just stuck your fingers in your thong.
    Nasty Phucker!
    ha.That would have been hilarius

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