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    I hope this is not me when I get older.....


    Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

    Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton------

    Dear Mrs. Fenton,

    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
    commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

    Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares..... and watched what happened.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
    mirror, and picked his nose.

    10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

    11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
    through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    And last, but not least .....

    15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
    awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

    Regards,


    Wal-Mart


    I love to set off toys, electronics in a store while I'm waiting for the Empress or JCB LOL.

    So you guys do anything like that? I just have to set off all the toys. The only ones I won't do are the whimpering pound puppies, they are too cruel.

    I've set whole aisles off. Sesame Street used to have a vibrating ball, and if you did it just right you could get them all to go off and keep restarting. I think I had a row going for 10 minutes one time. LOL
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    Lol I love doing stuff like that, it cracks me up. I'd get a kick out of seeing an old guy do it lol.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Hahaha, I'm going to try some of those.

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    Default Re: Having fun in a store...

    a guy i dated once went shopping wiht me and was positioning mannequins in certain ways so that it looked like one was giving the other one a bj. it was hilarious.

    Love it!

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    Default Re: Having fun in a store...

    Hehehehe

    13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
    through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    ^^ Funny thing is my Mom just told me I used to do that!!
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    You know a lot of stores are using walkie talkies to reduce chatter on the intercom...Kind of makes me wonder if the best buy walkie talkies are encrypted... hummmmmmmm

    Code 99 in housewares
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    That guy had to be super bored. I want to read what the wife said when she heard about all of this. Hilarious.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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