We've all had it happen. Someone you haven't seen in years shows up one night with friends at the club you are working at. Maybe you are embarrassed, maybe you are happy to see them, maybe you hide in the dressing room until they leave. But maybe, just maybe, it's a chance to show how great you look and see how shitty they look after being a super duper major bitch to you in high school. And maybe you have more maturity and a better sense of responsibility in life now because you catch them doing coke in the bathroom and you aren't into that party life since college. And maybe it makes you feel really good to tell them that you saw their ex recently with friends, and you gave him a lap dance, (which was hot because you had such a crush on him in high school when they were dating).
ok, ok, it really happened last night. i saw the girl who had the locker next to me from seventh grade until we were seniors in high school. she was a customer, doing blow in the bathroom at my club, and told me how great i looked and how she'd never have recognized me if i hadn't said something. And she got SUPER chunky and had some serious muffin toppage and seriously, i revel in that thought! i know it's wrong, but years and years of hardcore bitchy attitude (from her) have jaded my ability to shake those thoughts out of my head. Instead i want to tell the world!![]()
the only part that was a slap in the face was when i asked what she was doing there, her coked out friend chimed in, "Slummin it!" (i work in an upscale club, crazy horse) which of course i just let bounce off of me, but yo, BITCH! now i will tell you all abotu the hot lap dance i gave your ex. mwahaha.
so tell me about your last experience like this. i want to hear it. not about the guy who you have a restraining order against (those stories just aren't funny, and that's happened to me too, but we dont need to bring that negativity into this thread), but the weird omg, is that you? moments.



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I believe you Dottie and you have my support
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